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TMI Tuesday: Can We Talk…Relationships?

By Faisal Akram from Dhaka, Bangladesh (To The Sea We Went) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Faisal Akram from Dhaka, Bangladesh (To The Sea We Went) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you see an attractive person?
Sometimes I wonder what they’re like, and if they’d be a good person to be friends with.

2. What is your idea of a dream date? Describe the person and the type of date experience.
Hmmm…well, they’d be male, good-looking and easy to talk to. I think a great date would be a stroll along the beach, hand-in-hand, followed by a swim, and then maybe a barbecue on the beach with a few drinks…and who knows what else?

3. How many serious relationships have you had? Were you in love?
I’ve had a few.  In some I’ve been in love, and in some not.

4. How many casual sexual relationships have you had?
I’ve had a few of this kind too.

5. What will ruin a relationship for you?
There’s a lot of things that can ruin a relationship – I don’t think there’s one that really tops the list for me though.

Bonus: What is your definition of sexy? Sexy is a combination of looks, brains, and attitude. A person can be the hottest looking on the planet, but if they’ve got a bad attitude, are insecure, or have rocks for brains, they’re definitely not sexy.

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TMI Tuesday: Party Fears

By FLalkf20 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By FLalkf20 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Good News: You’ve been invited to party!?Bad News: You have certain concerns…

1) Arrival. Are you afraid (a) that you can’t find the address, (b) that you will be early, (c) that you will be late, (d) other?
Usually my worst fear is (b). I am usually pretty good with directions and addresses (this comes from years of garage-saling and planning routes), and I’m rarely late. But, I have been known to try to hard to be on time and get places just a bit too early.

2) Clothing. Are you afraid (a) you will be underdressed, (b) overdressed, (c) dressed for the wrong activity, (d) don’t have items that you need, e.g. swimsuit, (3) other?
I’m probably more afraid of (b), that I will be overdressed. But, usually I can adapt what I have on if necessary so I’m not as overdressed as I could be. I don’t worry about bringing a swimsuit – if I think there’s a possibility of swimming, i can tuck one into my purse…although some of the home hot tub parties I’ve been to have been swimsuit optional…

3) Drinks. Are you afraid that (a) you will drink too much, (b) that you will drink too little, (c) other people will drink too much, (d) there won’t be anything good that’s non-alcoholic, (e) other?
I rarely drink too much, sometimes too little, but I’ll go with (e). My biggest worry is that there won’t be anything good that’s alcoholic to drink.

4) Food. Are you afraid that (a) the food will be too new-fangled and trendy, (b) the food will be conventional and boring, (c) there won’t be anything you want to eat, (d) there won’t be any food and you are hungry, (e) other?
Hmmm….probably (c). I’m all for trying new-fangled foods, and even conventional foods are fine, but sometimes the fare is substantially lacking and nothing I want to eat.

5) Music. Are you afraid that (a) the music will be too loud, (b) there won’t be music or you won’t be able to hear it, (c) the music will be of a new genre you don’t like or can’t understand, (d) the music will be boring oldies, (e) other?
Can music really be too loud? My answer here is (c) – if the music is country or rap, I’ll be wishing I brought the headphones for my phone.

6) Later. Are you afraid that (a) the party will end too soon and it won’t have been worth the trouble, (b) the party will go on too long, (c) other?
It really depends, but I suppose I’ll pick (a). I love a good party, and they’re not as fun if they’re way too short.

7. Afterward. Are you afraid that (a) you will end up in bed with the wrong person and the sex will be bad, (b) the you will end up in bed with the wrong person and the sex will be great, (c) that you will end up in bed with the right person and there won’t be any sex, (d) that you will end up in bed with the right person who wants sex but you are too tired, (e) other?
Hmmm….I’ll go with (e). I’m not really afraid of any of those things.

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Wicked Wednesday: Online Chatting

Behind these green doors, more is going on than online chatting….although it may have started that way….

the green doors stretch on and on...

the green doors stretch on and on…

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TMI Tuesday: Summer Is Here

It’s high summer! Here are some questions about the hot season.

1. Summer clothes are more revealing than winter clothes. What is the skimpiest outfit that you wear out in public?
Hmmm….probably my bathing suit. But, if you mean regular clothes, I would say a form-fitting spaghetti strap top with no bra and a pair of short shorts. I usually don’t wear anything super skimpy, unless I’m in my back yard.

2. What summer outfits turn you on when you see other people wearing them?
I like to see pretty summer dresses, either short or long. But guys in bathing suits are a tremendous turn on.

3. Summer is hot! Sex is hot! Do you find that hot summer weather leads to hot summer sex?
It can…but sometimes it’s too hot to have sex, unless it’s right in front of the fan or an open window with the breeze blowing. Open windows can cause a bit of a problem in other ways though…

4. It’s summer and oysters are off the menu (or maybe not, see?http://www.salishseafoods.com/pages/myths.html). What foods are the?aphrodisiacs of summer?
I would say champagne, cheddar cheese, and strawberries….the berries possibly dipped in chocolate.

5. Summertime is hot and thirsty time. What is your favorite summer drink, alcoholic or not?
I really like iced tea or iced coffee in the summer. Unsweetened tea with a squeeze of lemon, or coffee sweetened and with cream, over lots of ice.

6. Two traditional vacation destinations to beat the summer heat are the mountains and the shore. Where do you like to go?
We usually do our summer vacations to Disneyland or Disneyworld. But I’d love to spend a week or two on the beach.

7. Summertime is road trip time. Do you like to go on vacation by car?
When I was a kid, we used to go by car all the time on vacation…usually a full week of vacation was spent in the car, either going to the East Coast, or going to the West. We did get to see some interesting stuff along the way, but they were loooooong trips. Now, unless where we’re going is more than about 6 hours, we fly, so we can enjoy more of our vacation.

8. Summertime is experiment time. What are you going to do this summer that you’ve never done before?
I can’t say I have anything planned, exactly, that I’ve never done.

9. Summertime can be hazardous. What summer threat do you fear most? Possibilities: bugs, wildlife, heat, lightning…
I’m always bug phobic, but no more so than other times of the year. I think it would be fires, although we don’t live super close to the forests or plains where they’re much more likely and a problem.

10. Summertime is summer fling time. Have you ever had a summertime romance? How far did it go?
I haven’t.

Bonus: Summertime is Festival time–music, art, seafood, and more. What festivals have you attended or will you attend?
Although they aren’t festivals, probably a rodeo or two this year, and maybe a summer concert or two – I’m having trouble deciding on which ones to go to.

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Adventures in Sexting

By ???? (????) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

By ???? (????) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

[Author’s note: I wrote this story a few years ago, when my partner and I had just started sexting, and it’s previously appeared on another blog. I thought it would be fun to go back in time before we played around as much as we currently do, and revisit how we started some of our kink.]

I’m pretty new to sexting. My husband and I have had cell phones for a long time. Both with cameras, in fact. I’d used mine to send text messages for years, and occasionally a picture or two of garage sale finds or a baseball park accident, but my husband didn’t care to text much, and I don’t think he’d ever used his camera. It had never crossed my mind to send dirty talk, much less pictures.

One day, out of the blue, my husband asked me to text him while he was at work.
“Text you what?” I asked.
“Something naughty. Maybe what you’d like to do tonight,” he replied.

I was game.
“I’m horny” I sent.
“Fuck you in the ass?” came back.
Me: “Do u want to?”
Him: “Wait till I get home.”
Me: “Can’t wait J”

That led to some very hot sex later that night!

We started doing it a few times a week. Often our conversations went something like this:
Him: I want to do you.
Me: R u horny?
Him: I’m on my way home.

One day he asked me to send him a picture from work. Seriously? But I was game. I sent him something relatively innocent – me sucking on my finger.
He texted back: That makes me hot. Show me more.

Well, ok. I went in the bathroom stall, pulled my shirt down to show some cleavage, and sent off another.
He sent back: Show me more.

That made me a bit nervous. I mean, was I really going to take a dirty picture in the bathroom?

I was.

Topless in the bathroom stall, I snapped a picture of my breasts and sent them.
Him: You’re naughty.
Me: How naughty?
Him: You deserve a spanking
Me: Promise?

He did.

For a while this became our routine. I’d shoot pictures of my boobs and send them off. Sometimes with nipple jewelry adorning them. And always faceless.

Sometimes I’d forget, and he’d call me from work. “Where’s my picture?” he’d ask. I’d run off to the bathroom to send one.

Then, one night, he lost his phone.

I knew he had it earlier in the day, because I had called him. But now it was missing. I tried calling it several times but I couldn’t hear it ringing. I checked the car, but I didn’t see it or hear it, and it started going to voicemail right away when I called, which meant it was either off or the battery had died. He went outside to look one more time, and I was pacing and getting a little nervous. Then the house phone rang.

I picked it up and said hello, and a voice said “Those are some pictures.”

I just about died! This was probably my worst fear: that someone would see my pictures.

“I…um, don’t know what you’re talking about. You found our phone? We really need to get that back.”

“They’re really interesting pictures.”

“Listen, I really need that phone…” and I heard the door open as my husband came back inside. I was shaking and in a panic as I ran the phone to him.

“Someone found the phone!” I shouted at him. And realized it was in his hand. I hadn’t recognized his voice, and he apparently thought it would be funny to trick me like that. I’ve never been so upset in my entire life! He swore he thought I knew it was him. Maybe he did. But that night I swore I would never, ever, send another picture like that to his phone.

Until 2 weeks later, when he asked me to again (he smartly waited until I’d cooled off).

We still sext several times a week, but now his phone is set to “locked”. Just in case.