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Wicked Wednesday: Million Dollars

If suddenly I had a million dollars in the bank,
I think at first I’d squeal loudly – then I think I’d faint.
I’d want to cash it out as bills and toss it on the bed,
And roll around quite naked with Ben Franklin at my head.

So would you like to fuck me hard while rolling in the dough?
Or have me ride you rough while putting bills on your torso?
I’d want to be fucked doggy-style and ridden to collapse,
And then I’d ride you hard again, and then again perhaps.

I’d take the money back and store it in my bank account,
I think most of my troubles I’d be able to surmount.
We’d have enough to do whatever we wanted to do,
But it really wouldn’t matter as long as I was with you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Lovers Guide

Painting of Selene and Endymion

Andrey Ivanovich Ivanov [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Write your 3 sexual commandments and share them here at TMI Tuesday.
1. We will have foreplay – lots of foreplay.
2. We will both come – ideally together, but it’s okay if we don’t.
3. Cuddling is expected – don’t jump right up for a towel.

2. Tell us your 3 D’s of relationship destruction.
1. Dirty sheets. Regardless of how dirty we’ll make them while we’re fucking, they should be clean to start with.
2. Deviousness. I much prefer honesty and truthfulness.
3. Dry sex. Seriously, lube is sometimes a necessity – don’t be afraid to use it!

3. WikiHow lists several steps to seduce someone https://m.wikihow.com/Seduce-Someone-Using-Only-Your-Eyes. What are your top 3 moves of seduction?
1. Making eye contact with a smile, and then sucking on a finger.
2. Engaging in conversation and drawing out the person.
3. Light touches on the hands while making eye contact.

Really, eye contact is important when trying to seduce someone.

4. What is your sexual healing?
I think understanding that my body and mind need to engage in sexual activity, whether alone or not, and that it’s a process that brings about euphoria and release.

5. Would you attend a class that taught you how to have an orgasm?
Sure – why not?

Bonus: In which areas of your life are you overly confident?
I’m not sure I’m overly confident about much – maybe my ability to stay sane when my life is in chaos?

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Travel

stewardess on a plane

By clipperarctic (Stewardess 707) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Would you like to take a trip with me?

Our destination pleasure.

Flying into arousal
We’ll join the Mile High Club
before we land.

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TMI Tuesday: Call Me Crazy…

1. To prepare for this week you will. . .
a. Do 100 push-ups a day
b. Fall asleep to acid house
c. Drink gasoline for breakfast
d. Play TMI Tuesday
Well, the easiest would be to play TMI Tuesday…and here I am!

2. So you entered a cunnilingus contest. What would be your special skill? You know that winning move that would render a woman weak in the knees and make her cum all over your face.
My special skill would be to start licking lightly, and then go faster with some light sucking while slipping a finger in her wet cunt. That’s how I like it done to me.

3. Would you say that any acts of BDSM are cathartic for you? If yes, which ones? Do you find you need those acts because you know they are cathartic?
Hmmm…I would say some are, including paddling, spanking, and forced orgasms. I don’t find that I need them, but I do really enjoy them.

4. Do you believe in:
Ghosts? I’ve never encountered one, but I think there’s a possibility.
Aliens? I do believe in aliens. I can’t believe that this is the only planet with life.
Climate change? Well yes, of course! I can see it in the way the weather’s changed over the past many years where I live.

5. What is your favorite game to play that a lot of people have never heard of or don’t play?
For board games, I’d say Parcheesi or Cap the Hat. For arcade games, Sinistar or Pac-Land. For computer-games, definitely Wizardry. I think all the games I play on the XBox or PlayStation are ones many people have heard of or play.

BonusWhat’s the most amount of money you’d be willing to spend on:
– Car? Ok, we’re assuming I could afford to spend it, and would be willing to. I could see spending up to maybe $200K, but it would have to be pretty fucking rad.
– Couch? I would think around $3,000.
– Shoes? Ok, I love shoes. But no more than $500 or so.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Catastrophe

Nymph and Satyr Alexandre Cabenel 1860

Alexandre Cabanel [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

My life’s been a catastrophe for oh so many years,
Sometimes I laugh in spite of it, sometimes I melt in tears.
It’s never just one thing that overtakes me in my life,
But many small occurrences that bury me in strife.

I think if I could focus for a minute or an hour,
I’d be able to harmonize and find a bit of power.
I’d meditate on what it’d take to hold you in my arms,
To then feel safe and comforted, protected from all harms.

I’d hope that you could save me from my melancholy days,
And come to me and love me in a hundred and one ways.
Your kisses and caresses would soothe my aching heart,
I really cannot stand it that we spend this time apart.

When things spiral out of control and I am deeply sad,
I’ll close my eyes and think of you and what we might have had.
And if I think of all the things that we have left to do,
The chaos that’s my nightmare will be vanquished all by you.

 

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