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Feed My Frankenstein

freaksinboxesIt’s Halloween! Tonight will be filled with Halloween parties, and of course trick-or-treating. Halloween is a lot of things to different people, and I love this time of year for the proliferation of horror movies on TV. I do love a good monster movie, and I also love the Fleshlight Freaks monster dildos I’ve been reviewing this month! There are five in all, each a different design and texture: Dracula, Zombie, Alien, and Cyborg are the four I’ve reviewed so far this month, and I’ve saved the real monster cock for last: Frankenstein.

frankalone2Like the other Freaks, Frankenstein comes in a black box with spooky green lettering, and it’s showcased through the front window in all its glory. Frank is truly a monster cock – as you can see just by the box size in the picture at the top of this post. It sports a monster length of 10” overall, with about 8” of that insertable. It’s also got a monster girth, which measures about 2 1/8” in diameter. The shaft is somewhat flexible, which makes using Frankenstein a bit easier.

With such massive size, Frankenstein is truly for lovers of, ahem, monster cock. It’s also quite heavy and very sturdy, and perfect to set on the floor and mount.  You can really visualize this attached to the Karloff monster, which you may or may not want to do when you’re riding this.

Frankenstein is made of silicone, in an earthy, muddy green with brown accents. The surface is a bit shiny, and it’s also tacky and squishy, with just the right amount of give. You’ll want to use a fair amount of lube with Frankenstein – a thick water-based lube works well, but you can also use silicone lube (spot test it first towards the bottom to make sure it’s compatible).

frankheadThe entire dildo has wonderful detail, and looks like it was stitched and sutured together from many…er, parts. In addition to the stitching, there are “screw heads” in several places, adding to the assembled look. The balls are large and super thick, and there are two “bolts” above them that really add nicely to the look.

Cleaning is simple: wash with soap and warm water, toy wipes, or toy spray. You can also boil Frankenstein (if you’ve got a big enough pot), or toss him in the top rack of the dishwasher. You might have trouble finding a toybag large enough for this one, so you’ll want to either wrap him up (playing the mummy, maybe?) or stand him proudly on the shelf.

frankinhandSo, Did It Work?  As you probably know from many of my other reviews, I do love a large dildo. When I originally saw Frankenstein, I wanted it in part for the length. Yes, I have a Liberator Wing, which is great to ride, but there are times I don’t want to set it up, and would rather just have the dildo placed on the floor. Frankenstein is long enough to do this with, and I don’t have to sit all the way down on my knees to get it inside me as deep as I’d like.

The texturing on Frankenstein is great – it reminds me most of the Zombie, and I can feel it inside as I slowly slide him in and out. If it’s not on the floor, the balls are easy to hold onto and maneuver the dildo, whether I’m working it in and out, or my partner is controlling the thrusts. It’s certainly a bit of a monster to insert, but a little bit of warm-up and a lot of lube go a long way.

Frankenstein is one of the five amazing Freaks dildos, and it’s shown below (2nd from right) with, from left to right, the DraculaAlien, Cyborg, and Zombie.   I’ve reviewed all five this month, and hope you’ve enjoyed getting a …feel…for this monstrous line.  Happy Halloween!


Dead Or Alive, You’re Cumming With Me

freaksinboxesOctober’s winding down, and I’ve got two more Freaks to go! Fleshlight made five of these cool Freaks dildos, each with a different design and texture, and each fun for the monster-lover in all of us. All five dildos come in a black box with spooky green lettering that showcases the contained Freak through the front. They’re not for everyone, but definitely worth a look if you like unusual, large, and interestingly shaped and textured toys. In case you missed them, so far this month I’ve reviewed the Dracula, the Zombie, and the Alien. Up this time is the unusual Cyborg.

cyborgaloneLike the Alien, the Cyborg is a lovely color – this time a pretty, shiny purple. I tend to think of my cyborgs as more metallic and grey or black, a la Robocop or Terminator – or even flesh colored with metal showing through rips in the skin – but the color is definitely nice. It’s made of silicone, and has a slightly tacky surface. It’s 8” long from tip to balls, with about 6” of that insertable, and it’s wonderfully squishy and flexible.  The base is large, and it’s easy to hang on to. The Cyborg is a thick one, at about 2” in diameter. It’s a bit easier to insert, with it’s pointed yet soft head, than some of the Freaks, but even if you love thick dildos the texture may give you pause.

The Cyborg has by far the highest and most pronounced textured in the Freaks line. Its rather Giger-esque ridges, nodules, and raised areas may have you thinking it’s attached to quite a frightening beast! The head, in particular, has a series of very pronounced ridges on the back, followed by raised ridge areas. The sides and front also feature patterned areas, which you will feel when this is inserted.

cyborginhand2No matter how wet you are, you’ll want to use a liberal amount of water-based lube to make using the Cyborg comfortable (if you choose to use silicone, do a small test near the base to make sure it’s compatible with the Cyborg). This probably won’t be one you vigorously thrust with, but gentle thrusting delivers all kinds of internal stimulation.

Like the other Freaks, the Cyborg is easy to clean with soap and water, toy cleaner or wipes. It won’t corrode if you boil it or run it through the dishwasher, either. You can store it in the box, in a toybag, or standing proudly upright on the shelf.

 So, Did It Work? The Cyborg is a wonderful size – I like dildos that are over the 1 ¾” diameter, and this one is certainly filing. I also love the Cyborg’s texture – although I do have to take this one slow and let myself adapt to it.  It’s pronounced and extreme – probably the most extreme that I have on any dildo in my collection. Since the silicone is squishy and flexible, it’s a lot easier to insert than if it were hard and rigid. I don’t thrust hard with this one, cyborginhandand my partner doesn’t either – if I want lots of texture and hard thrusting, the Zombie is much more comfortable to use – but gently and slowly, combined with some clit stimulation, and the Cyborg brings me to orgasm.

Like the rest of the Freaks dildos, this one can be a bit hard to find, but it’s worth picking up if you see it!

The Cyborg is one of five amazing Freaks dildos, and it’s shown below (center) with, from left to right, the Dracula, Alien, Frankenstein, and Zombie.   I’ve reviewed four of the five so far, and last up will be Frankenstein – stay tuned!


You’ll Mostly Cum at Night…Mostly


It’s time for my third Fleshlight Freaks review this October! Fleshlight made five of these cool monster-themed dildos in all, each with a different design and texture, and each fun for the monster-lover in all of us. All five dildos come in a black box with spooky green lettering that showcases the contained Freak through the front. They’re not for everyone, but worth a look if you like unusual, large, and interestingly shaped and textured toys. In case you missed them, so far this month I’ve reviewed the Dracula and the Zombie. Up this time is the beautiful blue Alien.

alienaloneThe Alien is probably the prettiest of the Freaks dildos. It’s a beautiful shimmery turquoise blue, with clean lines and light texture. If it were black, it might remind me of the Giger alien, but with its almost cheery hue, it’s easier to imagine it attached to one of the large blue aliens from Avatar.

This dildo is about 7 3/4″ long, with 6 1/2″ insertable, and it’s gently curved from tip to base. It has an unusual look – I know you’re thinking well, yes, this whole line does – in that it’s not round. The Alien features a split head, and the split is evident to about halfway down the shaft.  The split isn’t  like two separate heads straining to be free, but more like a loaf of split-top butter bread. Just split enough to make the head wide and unusual looking. This makes the dildo wider than it is thick. From the front, the Alien is about 2” wide at the base of the head, while from the side it’s about 1 1/2″ thick. The lack of symmetry doesn’t make it harder to insert, but the sheer width may make it difficult for some. You’ll want to slather this cock with lube before trying to take this Alien inside.

alienheadThe Alien is made of silicone, and it has a slightly tacky, squishy surface. It’s got a good amount of give, and it’s very flexible, which should help with insertion. The light, veined texture is not felt nearly as much as it is with others in the Freaks line, since it’s so subtle.  The balls are wide and easy to grip for either gentle or vigorous thrusting.

As with all the Freaks, the Alien is easy to clean with soap and water, toy cleaner, or wipes (and should be cleaned both before and after use). It can also be boiled or run through the dishwasher on the top rack. Plenty of lube is necessary for the Alien – water-based works well, or you can use a silicone lube if you prefer (spot test near the base first). It can be stored in its box (although the box inserts won’t hold up to numerous openings and closings), upright on a shelf, or in a toy bag when not in use.

alieninhand2So, Does It Work?  I can definitely get my freak on with this Freak.  With a slathering of lube, and myself aroused, it’s not too difficult for me to insert. The gentle texture isn’t easily felt or overly stimulating inside, but the width certainly is. And I do love my thicker dildos. I don’t use this one anally, as it’s just too big, but if you’re adventurous, it might prove an interesting experience.

Both my partner and I like the base, as the balls make this easy to hold onto and control thrusting, whether it’s slow and deep or very vigorous.  I’d recommend this one for the design and color, especially if you like larger toys with lighter texturing.

Like the other Freaks dildos, the Alien can be a bit hard to find, but worth picking up if you see it!

The Alien is one of five amazing Freaks dildos, and it’s shown below (second from left) with, from left to right, the Dracula, Cyborg, Frankenstein, and Zombie.   All five will be reviewed this month!


This product was purchased by me with no expectation of review. This review is my opinion, and is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

It’s A Real Hell-Raiser

freaksinboxesIt’s October, which seemed like the perfect time to review the Fleshlight Freaks dildos. Fleshlight made five of them, all differently designed and highly detailed, and all of them are perfect for the monster connoisseur. All five come in a black box withe spooky green lettering and showcasing the Freak through the front.  They’re certainly not for everyone, but if you like unusual and textured large dildos, they’re definitely worth a look.

dracaloneThe last Freak I acquired, and the first I’ll be reviewing, is the Dracula. This large silicone dildo comes in red. Not the bright, shiny, stop sign red, but a deep, dark, glittery, bloody red. Now this may remind you of a few things, some of which have been suggested to me. Personally, I don’t picture Dracula to be…well…bloody. I figure he’s undead, so his cock must be…well, paler. But what this does remind me of a lot is Frank Cotton.

If you don’t know who that is, Frank Cotton is one of the main characters in Clive Barker’s Hellraiser. He’s killed by the Cenobites in his lover Julia’s house, and when her husband cuts his hand in the same room where Frank was dragged to the bowels of hell, a drop of his blood seeps through the floor and reanimates Frank. He comes to life in bloody, skinless glory, and Julia has to invite men in for Frank to kill so he can re-form. He’s without skin until he kills his final victim, so he’s a man with his bloody muscles showing, and this looks like what his cock must have looked like, before it got some cover.


dracinhand2That may be a bit too much for some, and may squick you out, but if not, this Dracula cock is really nice to look at, and something you’ll want to sink your teeth into (figuratively). It’s the most normally shaped and textured of the group, although it’s not without texture of its own. It’s made of silicone that has a bit of squish when squeezed, and it has a bit of a sticky surface. The shaft is flexible to bend with you. It measures 7 1/2″ from tip to base (about 6″ of that is insertable), making it one of the shortest in the Freaks line (tied with the Alien), and it boasts a 1 3/4″ diameter. It has a realistic look, with a defined head. The shaft is covered with swirls that resemble bat wings from the side, and the head, balls, and front of the shaft have small dots for texture. The base is firm and easy to grip, and works well to hold onto and thrust with.

dracinhandDracula is easy to clean, and should be washed before and after use. Soap and water work well, as do toy wipes. Drac’s fine to boil for a few minutes or take a bath in the dishwasher for sanitization. It can be stored upright on a shelf, or in a toy bag – the box will work for a while, but the inner plastic is flimsy and is likely to break with repeated handling, plus the box is bulky.  While it doesn’t need to be kept in complete darkness, Dracula doesn’t like to sit out in the sunlight – go figure. An ample slathering of water-based lube is recommended for use – if you prefer silicone lube, test it out near the base to make sure that there’s no reaction.

So, Did It Work? I like this dildo. It’s got plenty of give, and it’s nice and filling. The texture is fairly mild, but enough to feel when I’m sliding it in and out. It’s pretty, in a strange way, and probably most appealing to those who like realistically shaped dildos with extra detailing and in unusual colors. Of course, you’re not going to be looking at it much when you’re using it.

dracheadI like the size and thickness of the base. It’s easy for both my partner and myself to grip and hang on to, and it feels great when my partner grasps the base and thrusts Dracula in me from behind up to its balls. The balls make contact with my clit, which adds to the stimulation. This is a bit on the large size for me to use anally, but vaginally it’s fantastic.

Whether you think of this as a vampire’s cock, or something from Hellraiser, it’s a fun and uniquely designed dildo. It is a bit hard to find, so if you see it pick it up! I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

This product was purchased by me with no expectation of review. This review is my opinion, and is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.