Wicked Wednesday: How To…Eat An Ice Cream Cone

 

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By Acidburn24m at English Wikipedia (Transferred from en.wikipedia to Commons.) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Soft serve ice cream is the best…twisted around in a waffle cone, swirled up to a tip, firm and cold, sometimes with a curve near the tip. Vanilla ice cream is nice…as is chocolate…whichever flavor you prefer.

Make eye contact with your man and place your tongue at the base of the swirl, right above the cone, and slowly, slowly, lick your way to the top, flicking in that last bit of ice cream into your mouth before you close your lips and swallow, savoring the creaminess.

Each lick should be long and slow, from base to tip. As the ice cream melts, be sure to slowly lick around the base, twirling the cone in your hand to catch every last drop. As you lick your way to the tip, take it into your mouth and feel the coldness as it covers your tongue and you push down to the cone.  Pull the cone slowly from your mouth and swallow, then begin to lick again.

Once you have lick the ice cream down to what remains in the cone, you can take that first little nip, and if you’ve maintained eye contact all this time, your guy will be more than ready to offer you something different to lick…

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TMI Tuesday: What’s Up, April?

There are several unique and weird holidays that take place all over the world. This TMI Tuesday is about the month of April’s special observances.

1. April 1 is April Fool’s Day (All Fools Day), a Western tradition of pulling pranks and hoaxes.
– Did you play any April Fool’s jokes on someone?

No – some years I do, but this year I didn’t.
– Were you the victim of an April’s Fool prank this year??
Surprisingly, no.
– What is the best April Fool’s hoax you’ve ever pulled?
Once when I was a kid, I pretended to have measles. That gave my Mom quite  a start, especially when she glimpsed me with red spots all over my face and arms…and then she realized I was using her lipstick.

2. What is your favorite unusual or non-traditional holiday to observe?
I like Pi Day (3/14) – that one amuses me. My favorite one, though, is International Lefthanders Day (8/13).

3. Do you observe any unique local or family tradition holidays? Briefly tell us about this holiday.
No, not really.

4. April is National Poetry Month. Share your favorite poem with TMI Tuesday or write a poem and share.
Hmm…this is tough. I really like Edgar Allen Poe’s poems, particularly “The Raven” and “The Bells.” I also like “Nathicana” by H. P. Lovecraft.

5. This month is also Stress Awareness Month. What stresses you on a daily basis?
Life? I think everything stresses me on a daily basis.

6. April is National Humor Month. Name 3 stand-up comics or comedic actors who make you laugh?
George Carlin, Lewis Black, and Amy Schumer.

7. April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day in the United States, however, it can and should be celebrated all over the world. How will you celebrate Jelly Bean Day?
I didn’t know there was such a thing! I suppose I’ll celebrate by eating Jelly Beans…

Bonus: The flower for the month of April is the Daisy. How or what do you feel about daisies?
I love daisies – I have them growing outside my house. When I was little, we always used to play “he loves me, he loves me not” with them, pulling off the petals.

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Wicked Wednesday: Exposed

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By Midnight68 (Own work) [GFDL or CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I’ve been blogging for quite a while now, and I consider my blog R-rated. When I first started out, I gave a lot of thought to being exposed. I was worried that someone I knew would find my blog and completely freak out that I reviewed sex toys. It’s not that I live in a particularly conservative area, but having people know who I am and what I’m doing in my free time (fucking myself silly with some interesting toys) is a bit disconcerting. I told my husband about it before I started – he didn’t mind my reviewing all the toys, lubes, books, and other things coming my way.

Very few other people know that I blog and review. My best friend knows – I told her about it after I’d had my blog up for a while, when I told her I had an online job working for a sex toy site. She was supportive, and she’s been the recipient of some of my review items over the years, which I think she enjoyed as much as I do.

In a way, I think my blog exposes me – it gives me a way to share my thoughts, feelings, writings, and opinions. I’m not really sure what I’d do if I was exposed in real life now, though.  I think it could be a bit uncomfortable and scary in some ways, and I think I’d have to just be direct and deal with it. There are worse things that could happen…

 

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TMI Tuesday: Clothes Make The Man (Or Woman)

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By Tomwsulcer (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are provided by recusen.weebly.com

1. What is the first garment that you remember?
The very first garment I remember was a Peter Pan suit my Mom made for me when I was about 3. It was green and leafy, with a cap, and I wore it for days on end.

2. What was your first favorite garment??
That’s hard to remember – but I think it was probably my first pair of Jordache jeans. This was back when fancy pockets were just starting to become the rage on jeans, and they made both Jordache and Sergio Valente fancy pocket jeans…for men, not women. A few darts was all it took to turn them into some pretty cool pants.

3. What is your favorite garment now?
I have a few, but one of my favorites is a lime green and yellow t-shirt form Old Navy…it’s just so comfortable, and I wear it all the time when I’m not at work.

4. What garment, of yours, is a favorite of your lover’s and they like for you to wear?
I have a little fishnet dress with vinyl trim that he likes to see me in….I usually wear it with a vinyl g-string and knee-high patent leather boots.

5. What garment do you like your lover to wear for you?
I like him to wear just a simple pair of boxers.

6. What do you think makes a sexy outfit for a woman??
I think the sexiest outfit is one a woman is comfortable in and that enhances her figure.

7. What makes a sexy outfit for a man??
I’m a huge fan of tuxes on men, but they can also look sexy in just a pair of jeans.

8. Do you like to see women in tight clothing??
It depends. If it’s tight in the right places and they’re confident wearing it, yes.

9. Do you like to see men in tight clothing?
Tight jeans, yes.

10. What kind of bathing suit do you wear??
I usually wear a one-piece, with either a low cut front or bright on the bustline – I prefer black suits with color accents.

11. What kind of bathing suit do you find most flattering to a woman??
I’m a big fan of black, and I think a well-cut black suit looks the best.

12. What kind of bathing suit do you find most flattering to a man?
Well, definitely not a Speedo. I think trunks that aren’t obnoxiously colored look the best.

Bonus: Your opinion of yoga pants?
I think they’re pretty cool.

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Wicked Wednesday: Goals

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Edward Burne-Jones [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I have a lot of goals. Some of them are short-term: pass my Japanese test this week…clean out the garage…both of which are attainable.

A lot of my long term goals tend to be on my bucket list (because some of them are really, really far in the future at the rate I’m going), some are the kind that just can’t be written down for a variety of reasons, and all are a mix of sexual and non-sexual. I don’t know if I originally meant to put so many on the “list of things to do before I die”, but I do hope to do them before I do. I’ve failed at several goals, but some of them have become goals again, and I think they’re attainable. I don’t punish myself when I fail, although it does bring me down.

Sexually, one goal that I met was being able to  squirt. It’s not something I can do consistently, but I’ve now done it several times, so the possibility is there.

In a way I think it’s bad luck to mention some of my goals, as I feel I’m less likely to obtain them if I bring them out in the open….and I really want to hit them…someday soon.

 

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