TMI Tuesday: Today

By _BuBBy_ from USA (365 Days Project 188/365: Saturday Night Grilling) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By _BuBBy_ from USA (365 Days Project 188/365: Saturday Night Grilling) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

TMI Tuesday questions from recusen who says: It’s all about today. (Answer based on Monday or Tuesday, or whatever day works out best for you.)

1. What did you have for breakfast?
Nothing fancy – just a 2 egg omelet with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, and some cheddar cheese.

2. What clothes did you put on?
Today I wore lime green panties, a white bra, black capris, a lime and black sleeveless tank, and a black bra.

3. What did you have for lunch?
Lunch was simple as well – a grilled chicken breast, and a salad with lettuce, tomatoes, sunflower seeds, and chunky bleu cheese dressing.

4. What about dinner? What did you have? Who cooked it? Who did the dishes?
Dinner was grilled sirloin steak (yes, it’s summer, which means a lot of everything gets grilled) with some mushrooms, green beans, and a salad like for lunch. My husband cooked it, and I did the dishes.

5. Did you, or are you going to, travel today? Where to? Car, bus, train or plane?
The only traveling I did today was by car, to and from work.

6. Did you mail anything? Did you get anything interesting in the mail?
Nope – I had nothing to mail off today. I did get this week’s Netflix movies in the mail, though – which include Urban Flesh, Don’t Go In The Woods Alone, and Outpost.

7. Did you send or get any interesting email?
I didn’t send anything interesting, and there were a few good emails, although most of the email I got that wasn’t work-related was about afffiliate promotions.

8. Did you text or skype or use messenger, or other internet communications??
I texted a few people, skyped, and used a messenger today as well.

9. Did you use the internet for sex, e.g. watch porn?
Not as of this writing, but I may browse PornHub later.

Bonus: Did you get laid today?
Not yet, but the night is still young.

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Wicked Wednesday: Saving A Horse


There’s a bar at the end of a dusty old road,
the sign lit in neon, but it reads like a code.
It once said “The Tanglefoot” in letters bright red,
but the color’s all bleached now, it’s weathered and dead.

I pull up my truck to a spot in the lot,
turn off the ignition, the engine is hot
And I’m horny and in need of a one-night-stand fuck,
hoping I’ll find it with a bit of good luck.

My boots crunch the gravel as I head to the door,
my jean skirt is tight and my nipples are sore.
My mouth is dry and I need a stiff drink.
Well, something stiff anyways, I chuckle and think.

I push in the door, and the light is so dim
I wonder if anyone here will be him.
The jukebox is playing some honky tonk sound
and no one is dancing, so I look around.

There’s a biker who sits at the end of the bar
drinking a beer, and smoke from his cigar
circles round his tattoo-covered arms and his head,
but his eyes when I look are flat, black, and dead.

Past him a blond cowboy leans on a stool,
his hat at an angle, and I want to drool.
I feel a spark as he looks in my eyes;
I’m drowning in depths of blue, to my surprise.

I can feel my wetness as I walk to the beat,
from my toes to my cunt to my throat there is heat.
He straightens and offers me the stool which I take,
his hand brushes my ass, and a slight moan I make.

He orders two beers and they come, cold and wet;
we clink the tops softly and toast that we met.
I take a long pull and I rise from my seat,
our fingers entwined as we both move our feet.

Once out by my truck he turns me around,
Against the cold metal my lips, parted, are found.
And we kiss, our tongues questing as our lips lock,
His hand up my skirt and my hand on his cock.

I’d originally thought that we’d drive to my place
but I don’t think we’d make it; in his rugged face
I see too much desire as I slip to my knees
in the gravel, and lick his shaft as a tease.

He pulls me upright and lifts up my leg,
Slides his fingers in deep and I start to beg
“Fuck me” I whisper, and then his fingertips
come up softly and press on my lips.

He turns me around, lifts my skirt, feels my flesh,
and I gasp as he enters me, deep, oh yes,
His thrusts push me into the side of the truck,
And there in the parking lot we crazily fuck.

We stop long enough to climb into the bed,
and he lies on his back, hands behind his head
I don’t bind him with rope, as there isn’t a need,
I ride him slowly then faster, my hard, throbbing steed.

I ride harder, and faster, my breasts sway to and fro
and he moans and thrusts up into me from below.
We com under the stars, in the dark parking lot,
Then we lie for a bit, all sweaty and hot.

He strokes my hair and I give him a kiss,
Then he stands and zips up and his look says he’ll miss
doing this again; he hops from the truck
He blows me a kiss, I say “thanks for the fuck.”

I watch till he goes back inside of the bar
And I hop in the driver’s seat, then close the door.
I smile as I drive away down the old road,
I saved one horse, and I lightened my load.



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TMI Tuesday: Questions about TMI

By Thomas Heath Robinson (Fairy tales from Hans Christian Andersen) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By Thomas Heath Robinson (Fairy tales from Hans Christian Andersen) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. When was the last time someone you were talking to crossed the boundary into TMI? How did you handle it?
It’s been a few weeks – I was talking with a friend about a trip she was taking, and got way too much information about the sexual encounters she had planned…in quite a bit of detail. I just kept listening and nodding, and got even more information…and there’s nothing quite like erotic planning.

2. When was the last time you were talking and realized you had crossed into TMI? How did the other person react? What did you do next?
I probably cross into TMI a lot with my good friends…and they cross into it with me. Unless they’re bored or uncomfortable, I usually keep going.

3. Which subject matter is mostly TMI to you, i.e. you don’t want to hear??
a. sex?
b. medical treatment or history?
c. bodily functions?
d. icky food?
e. finances?
f. political opinions?
g. other – tell us
Hmmm…well, usually discussions about sex are pretty interesting. Medical treatments and bodily functions are ok, if they’re not too detailed and aren’t totally gross.  Icky food can be fun to talk about, and finances I usually don’t hear too much TMI about. Political opinions, though…that’s probably the worst one of all. So, I’ll go with f.

4. Do you ever entice people into TMI, such as try to get them to share something that should be private?
Oh, sometimes I do this, sure. Usually because I just have to know (even though I don’t), and I usually get a TMI earful as I’m an easy person to talk to.

5. Do you enjoy swapping TMI tales–“I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours?”
Sure – on a lot of subjects.

Bonus:  How do you feel about Pope Francis embracing “climate change” climate science?
I was pretty surprised, and I hope it leads to him embracing some other topics that have been ignored or demonized by the church.

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TMI Tuesday: What Would You Do

By Gisela Francisco [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Gisela Francisco [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What places have you visited in the last year that you know you will never visit again?
Hmmm…not many. Probably the Ford dealership – I will never, ever go there again.

2. We often hear, “You can do anything you put your mind to.” If you really, actually could, list 5 things you would do.

I would spend a week at the International Space Station.
I would be an Olympic diver.
I would invent something cool that everyone would want and get rich in the process.
I would be a famous artist.
I would retire now, and spend my days on a relatively deserted island paradise.

3. What physical acts would you attempt if you knew you would not fail?
Hmmm…being an astronaut, riding the Tour de France, climbing Mount Everest.

4. What are you doing this month that you have never done before?
Buying a truck?

5. What is the weirdest or strangest substance you’ve bathed in?

One time in college, I took a bath in a tub full of Jello that hadn’t set yet…that was one wild party.

Bonus: Finish this sentence:
Right now I’m __catching up on Last Week with John Oliver and eating a piece of pizza__ .


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TMI Tuesday: Questions…So Many Questions perception perception

1. Do you believe in ESP (extrasensory perception)? Do you have those abilities?
I think it’s possible, yes. I don’t have any of these abilities, but I wish I did.

2. Do you laugh when someone tickles you?
Usually, yes. Tickling can be fun.

3. Do you like teamwork?
Sometimes I do – I have worked with some fantastic teams, and some teams that weren’t worth the paper they were organized on. If you’ve got team members that are committed to success, then working on a team is great.

4. What one thing can you do today to feel you have been productive? Will you do it?
I could clean out some of my kitchen cupboards, toss the expired stuff, and arrange what’s left. Yes, I’ll do it – I’ve been meaning to for ages, and there’s no time like now.

5. Finish this phrase: “Hell hath no fury like … ”
Well, a woman scorned is the pat line, but it’s really true. Or maybe it should be “hell hath no fury like me being woken from a sound sleep much too early in the morning.

Bonus: Pick one – Sex:?
1. wild or mild
Definitely wild.
?2. day or night
Either is good, but night is a bit better.
3. top or bottom
Usually bottom, but sometimes it’s fun to be on top.
?4. weekly or monthly
Weekly, definitely.
5. noisy or silent
There’s something to be said for silent sex, when you have to be quiet to avoid being caught. But, noisy sex is so much better.

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