Wicked Wednesday: Off Limits

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I like to think that I’m pretty adventurous sexually. I’ve been having sex for a long time (really), and even though I’ve done a lot of things (some of which I never thought I’d do), there are still many things I haven’t tried. I think that between two consenting adults, some things are worth exploring. Some things I can’t ever imagine coming up in conversation to try. And some things I’d consider…while other things are completely off limits for me.

The biggest off-limits activity for me is scat play. I have never done it, nor would I ever do it. I’ve seen it once online, and once was more than enough for me. There’s nothing appealing about it to me. At all. I don’t want to see it, and I definitely don’t want to do it.

Another off-limits type of play for me is vomit play. I have cleaned up much too much of it from kids and pets, and I’ve never found it the least bit sexy. It often makes me want to vomit, and then I feel sick. I’ve seen this one too online (is there anything you can’t see online?), and that was one too many times for me.

Urethral insertion is also something I wouldn’t do. I’ve had a catheter once or twice in the hospital, and it was nothing I’d describe as pleasant.  It’s certainly nothing I’d do during foreplay or sex, nor would I do it to someone else.

I know there are things I’d try that might only happen once before they’d move to my off-limits list, and others I might find I enjoyed. But for now, this is the top of my off-limits list.



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TMI Tuesday: Significant Others, Lovers, and Such

Peter Johann Nepomuk Geiger [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Peter Johann Nepomuk Geiger [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Make three true “we” statements about you and your significant other.
We like to watch movies.
We both hate doing laundry.
We like going to Disneyworld.

2. What is important for your lover to know?
That sometimes I’m emotional for no real reason. That I like to be held, and cuddled, and kissed. That I need to feel loved.

3. What is important for you to know about your lover?
What they’re feeling and what pleases them.

4. Tell us two things that can make your sex life hotter?
Hmmm…more ear nibbling and more flat out fucking.

5. Which have you said to your significant other in the last 48 hours (you can pick more that one):?
a. I appreciate you?
b. I love you?
c. I am mad at you (or something similar)?
d. You hurt my feelings.?
e. Let’s fuck!
Definitely b.

6. Thinking of your current significant other or lover, are they??
a. Good enough until something better comes along.?
b. Just what you need but some tweaking, and refining would make him/her a great fit.
c. The person of your dreams, a keeper.
I’ll go with c.

Bonus: Of all the people in your family, whose death would affect you most? Why?
Of people that haven’t died yet? I would say my children. I don’t know how I would deal with one of them dying, as children aren’t supposed to die before their parents.

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Shake It Up!

I love anal toys, but other than a tail or two, it’s been a while since I’ve tried a new one. I especially like vibrating ones, and so I was thrilled to receive the Silhouette S5 vibrating plug from Cal Exotics for free as part of their Sexpert program.

S5BoxThe Silhouette S5 comes in 3 colors: pink, red, and purple, and I received mine in purple. It comes in a gray and white box accented with the toy color. The toy is visible through the front of the box, and the box opens magnetically from both sides. Information about the toy is on the sides of the box. Inside, resting on foam, is the S5 and a USB charging cord. Also included in the box is a general instruction booklet for Cal Exotics battery toys and a sheet with information on the S5 as well as other toys in the Silhouette line.

S5inboxThis toy is made of silicone, and it’s smooth with very little drag. It’s not hard – the silicone has some give when you press on it. The S5 is 4” long overall, and it’s 1 ¼” wide at its widest. The neck narrows down to about ¾” in diameter, and then the toy flares out to a 2 ¼” diameter base. With the narrow neck, the S5 stays securely in place, and even though the base is wide, it can be worn under clothing if desired.  It has a rounded tip for easier insertion, and is both flexible and comfortable to wear.

S5aloneThe S5 is USB rechargeable, and charges in about 2 ½ hours. Once fully charged, it will run for about 50 minutes on high, and up to 3 ½ hours on low.

This vibrator has two buttons for control, located on the underside of the base. The button closest to the inside will turn the S5 on, and will also turn it off. The button closest to the outside cycles through the S5’s functions. Pressing and holding the outside button will increase the vibration strength, and pressing and holding the inside button will decrease it. The functions can be changed without changing the vibration speed. The vibrations are easy to press during use.

S5ButtonsThe S5 always starts on the first function, and on low vibration.  The functions are steady vibrations, fluttery pulses, long pulses, and long/short pulse patterns. The vibrations are rumbly, strong, and fairly quiet, and they travel well all through the toy.

There is also a locking feature, which is great for traveling. To unlock it, just press both buttons for 1-2 seconds. Both LED lights will come on. To lock it, press both buttons 1-2 seconds – the LED lights will go off. The S5 comes locked, and it automatically locks when it’s removed from the charger.

This anal vibrator is waterproof, and it’s also easy to clean with antibacterial soap and warm water.  It can be stored in its box or in a toybag with its charger.

S5inhandSo, Did It Work? This is a great anal vibrator! It’s a good size for me, and I like how it feels when I have it inserted.  Unlike some of the anal toys I have, it has some flex to it, making it comfortable to wear.  I also like the button placement, as they’re easy to find and press.

Where this really excels is in the intensity and functions. I like that each pattern can be set from low to high. The patterns themselves are good – I like patterns better anally than straight vibrations – and I really like being able to adjust their strength from low to high during use. This can get me off by itself, without any other vibes, which makes it awesome.

Thank you to Cal Exotics for sending me the Silhouette S5 for free to review! If you like vibrating anal toys, the S5 is a great choice, and you can pick up the S5, as well as other toys in the Silhouette line, from SheVibe by clicking the widget below.

This product was sent to me for free in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Rush The Raspberry

I’ve tried a lot of lube over the years. Some I use for vaginal sex, some specifically for anal, and some that I like to use mostly for oral sex. I’m partial to fruit flavors and I’m allergic to aspartame, so finding a good lube can be a challenge. I’d been looking at trying Sex Tarts for a while, so Topco Toyz let me pick a flavor and sent me a bottle for free to review.


Sex Tarts comes in lots of flavors, ten to be exact: Cherry Pop, Grape Soda, Green Apple Fizz, Lemonade, Peach, Pineapple, Strawberry Punch, Tangy Tangerine, Watermelon Splash, and Raspberry Rush. I had a hard time deciding, but in the end I picked the Raspberry Rush.

sextartsbackRaspberry Rush comes in a pink 6 oz tube with a flip top that closes securely, preventing spilling. There’s a small seal under the lid to remove, and then you’re ready to use it. The lube has a thin consistency, which you can see by turning the tube over and back.

The ingredients for this flavor are listed on the back of the tube. This contains water, glycerin, citric acid, propylene glycol, hydroxypropyl, methylcellulose, flavor, sucralose, methylparaben, propylparaben, and diazolidinyl urea. This lube is clear and water-based, so it won’t stain.

sextartslidYou can smell the lube when you open the bottle. The scent is strong, and it smells good, like raspberries and cream. It smells very sweet, and makes you want to taste it.

The lube pours quickly out of the tube when you gently squeeze it, and it’s very thin. It’s not tacky, greasy, or sticky, nor does it dry that way.

Raspbersextartsfingerry Rush has a good flavor – it’s tangy, but not overly so, and it reminded me of drinking a raspberry soda, swishing it around in my mouth. The flavor lasted a decent amount of time, and just dissipated in my mouth. Unlike some other flavored lubes I’ve tried, I didn’t have any hesitation before using more – it really does taste good! Plus, it doesn’t have a bad aftertaste to it, which is always good. It does make me want to try a few other flavors, so I’ll have some variety.

Thank you to Topco Toyz for sending me Sex Tarts Raspberry Rush to review! If you like to enhance oral play with fruity flavors, this is a great one to try. You can pick up Sex Tarts in raspberry or any of the other flavors at Topco Toyz by clicking the widget below.

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Wicked Wednesday: Questions

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

How can I resist you?
It’s simple: I can’t.
I don’t want to resist,
but submit to you, and be yours.

How can I please you?
Whisper in my ear.
Tell me what you want
as you nibble on my lobe.
Anything that you desire can be yours.

How can I love you?
With my heart and with my soul.
With everything that I have
I am yours.



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