Wicked Wednesday: Dark Street

Off the Strip, Las Vegas

Off the Strip, Las Vegas

It’s late, and the heels of my knee-high black boots echo sharply on the concrete….we walk hand in hand down the busy street, lit only by the neon of the bars and restaurants we pass…my black skirt sways slightly on my hips, and I hold my jacket together with my free hand as we walk, a light breeze ruffling my hair….we near a crowded bar, our destination…but as we cross the mouth of the alley on its side you pull me to the right, steering me into its shadows…you push me up against the wall, and your lips find mine as your knee parts my legs…i offer you my throat, and my hands find your zipper as your breath heats my skin…you thrust into me against the cold brick wall, my cries muffled by your shoulder…the sounds of the street have faded, and I don’t worry if anyone should see…or hear…as we climax in the shadows…I pull down my skirt and you kiss me before we head out of the dark and into the light….


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TMI Tuesday: Taking Things Seriously

By Benson Kua from Toronto, Canada (Seriously?Uploaded by tm) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Benson Kua from Toronto, Canada (Seriously?Uploaded by tm) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

This week’s TMI Tuesday was derived from a book called Taking Things Seriously. Read on, you’ll get the drift.

“Step into any living room, office, studio or den of just about any engaged, imaginative, passionate person and you will find an item that, although it may not appear particularly valuable, is reverentially displayed as though it were a precious and irreplaceable artifact.”
For example: scraps of movie posters scavenged from the streets of NYC by ‘Low Life’ author Luc Sante. A WWI prison camp hunk of bread forced upon photographer Rosamond Purcell by an elderly neighbor…you get the idea.

1. Think about your environments–home, office, vehicle, what sort of inanimate objects hold special meaning and significance for you. List/name the objects, tell us why they hold a special place. Share some photos if you dare.
I have a lot of objects around – controlled clutter, I think is what I’d call it. The primary objects that seem to be breeding on my shelf are Cthulhus. For those of you who don’t know, Cthulhu was one of the Great Old Ones in Lovecraft’s pantheon, sleeping under the sea until the stars are right to awaken and devour mankind…which is, of course, why they make plush toys of him. I have them dressed in all manner imaginable, including a festive Cthulhu Santa with jingle bells on his tentacles, a puppet, and even slippers. Lots of other themed items are on my shelves as well. Why do I have them? I think it comes from reading Lovecraft at a very young age (6 or so), being fascinated with how the references (subtle or in-your-face) permeate horror, and the idea of him being a plush stuffed toy just amuses me.

I’ve got Star Trek items everywhere: you name it, I probably have it. I am a bit of a Trekker,  having watched Star Trek (TOS) since I was three. There’s still nothing better. I have miniatures, an Enterprise phone, lots of plates, a 3D chessboard, and even a V.I.B that is Mr. Spock.

I’ve also got a lot of Godzilla items – stuffed animals and the like, even some of the Ty Beanie Babies as Godzilla, Mothra, and Ghidorah on the shelves. Yes, I love my monster movies. And a lot of other odd but fun stuff.

2. Are any of your treasured items worth a lot of money?
Hmmm…a lot? Probably not. Some of them might be to the right collector, but I wouldn’t say an exorbitant amount.

3. Would you ever part with that item? If yes, under what circumstances.
I might part with a few things, but never the entire collection of any of them.

4. What is the oddest or strangest item that you covet and proudly display?
I’m not sure what the oldest would be…or really the strangest. I suppose up on the list is Santa Cthulhu for being strange. And adorable. And the Vincent Price Shrunken Head Kit. That’s definitely an odd one.


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Wicked Wednesday: Looking Back

Looking back…5 years ago I began my blog….and as time went on…made my first real post washed my meager dildo collection in the dishwasherbaked penis cakes and made penis jello….did my first video review…had some good times and some bad….made some fantastic friends….discovered my wilder side…and learned more than I ever thought possible….wrote a lot, got my first story published…wrote a forward….even though things were somewhat tumultuous, I had faith that everything would work out in the end….and now I look forward…to the things to come…

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TMI Tuesday: Night Time Is The Right Time

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See page for author [CC-BY-4.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Fill in the blank
1. When I can’t sleep I might watch some TV, or play on the computer, or I might pop in some porn and masturbate. A good orgasm always makes me sleepy.

2. My dream bedroom would be full of pillows…mounds and mounds of pillows….and mirrors everywhere, even on the ceiling….

3. If I could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be on a warm, tropical island.

4. I need to fall asleep with background noise (if it’s silent, I will lie awake for hours) at night.

5. Never having sex again would truly be a nightmare.

6. Night time is the right time to make love.

Bonus:  Briefly tell us about your last dream–erotic or not.
Hmmm…I don’t always remember my dreams – usually the ones I do are nightmares, and the only reason I remember them is because I’m having to fight my way out of the dream and into wakefulness. Erotic dreams usually wake me up because I’m so horny I have to wake up and do something about it. The last dream I remember it was night, and we were walking along a dirt road next to a chain link fence…what we thought was the wind was making the fence sway and clink, but then we realized it was the rats slipping through the links, back and forth, that were really making the noise…that and their teeth…we began to run, but we couldn’t leave the road, and all around us we could hear the rats, laughing as they guided us down the road, falling off the fence behind us and nipping at our heels…everything was black and white, except the red of their eyes and the trails of blood before us down the road….yep, clawed my way out of sleep on that one before they could eat me….

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Stars In My Eyes

Jopen has some fun looking products. I’ve got quite a few of their Vanity line, including the VR line, including several of the rabbits and the VR9, but I hadn’t had an opportunity to try their other toys. I was excited to receive recently the Key Comet II, a G-spot vibrator, from Jopen for free in exchange for this review.

cometouterboxThe Key Comet II from Jopen comes in blue, lavender, and pink. I received mine in blue, which is a lovely, vibrant peacock blue color. It arrived in a black box with the toy pictured on the front in its color, and information on the back. The bottom half of the box is covered by a slip-cover which, when removed, gives access to the rest of the box. It has a lift-open lid, and inside are the Comet II, a USB charging cord, a storage bag, and a small instruction sheet with how to operate the toy.

cometinfoamThis is a lovely vibrator, with its blue shaft and darker blue handle. The toy has a large, rounded head and a sweeping curve for the shaft which is accented by gentle swirling patterns.

cometinboxThe curve is pronounced, and allows the Comet II to be easily used for G-Spot stimulation. The shaft is insertable to about 5 ¼”, and it’s a smooth, slick silicone that has no drag to the surface. The head is about 1 ½” in diameter, and is the widest part of the toy.

cometinhandUsing water-based or silicone-based lube is a must to insert the Comet II, although you won’t need a lot to make it slick. The degree of the shaft’s curve makes it easy to insert once it’s been lubricated, and the head hits nicely on the G-Spot. The handle is easy to grip and maneuver the shaft and head into the position that’s most enjoyable for you.

The Comet II is rechargeable, and charges via USB connector. The back of the shaft has two magnetic contacts, and the USB cable attaches easily and securely. It takes just 4 hours to fully charge, and then the Comet II will run for 2-3 hours before needing to be charged again. It should not be charged for more than 24 hours.

This is easy to operate. On the handle at the bottom, one side has a large, flat, silver button (made of stainless-steel alloy) labeled “Key”. This is the only control cometbuttonbutton. Pressing and holding this button for 3 seconds turns the Comet II on or off. Pressing the button after the Comet II is turned on will cycle through the 7 vibration and patterned settings. The motor is located in the head, so the vibrations are concentrated where they need to be. They do travel down the shaft and into the handle but are nowhere near as strong. The vibrations are rumbly and intense, and they are also very quiet. Even if you’re using the Comet II’s head for some clitoral stimulation, you won’t need more than quiet background noise to cover the sound.

cometmagportThe Comet II is waterproof, so it’s great to use in the shower or tub. This also makes it easy to clean. It should be washed before and after use with an antibacterial soap and warm water, then thoroughly dried before storing or charging. A black lint-free bag is included for storage, or you can store the Comet II in the box it comes in.

cometchargeSo, Did It Work? I love the Comet II! It’s got a wonderful curve to it, and it’s easy to hold and manipulate against my G-Spot. The motor is located in the head, so the vibrations are strongest where I need them, and they are wonderfully strong. I also like the size and firmness of the head, as it also works well if I use the Comet II for clit stimulation. The silicone on this toy is super slick, so it just takes a bit of lube to ready it for use. The button isn’t easy to press accidentally (which is one of the worst things ever), so you won’t find yourself switching patterns by mistake.

Thank you to Jopen for sending me the Key Comet II for free to review! If you’re looking for a strong G-Spot vibrator that will make you see stars, the Key Comet II is a great choice. You can pick up this, and other Jopen toys, at SheVibe by clicking the widget below. And don’t forget to check out Jopen on Facebook and Twitter!

This product was provided to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.