Set Sail

I’m always looking to expand my dildo collection. Why, you ask? It’s true that I have a wide variety of dildos already, but I don’t have as many realistic ones as I’d like. Many of the ones I do have are thicker, and there are times when I want one more average-sized.  I picked the Admiral to review for free this month from Good Vibrations, in exchange for this unbiased review, as it looked like it would fill all of those needs.

admiralboxThe Admiral silicone dildo from Pleasure Works comes in a cardboard box with the product featured on the front and back.  Inside, the Admiral comes in a plastic bag. The box isn’t the best for storage, so you’ll want to use a toy bag or keep it on your sex-toy shelf.

admiralaloneThis dildo comes in three colors: vanilla, caramel, and coffee, and I received mine in the coffee color, which is a rich, chocolate-y brown.  It’s made of silicone, and it’s decently squishy, yet holds its shape nicely.  The surface isn’t tacky, but it does have a bit of drag, which lube takes care of nicely.

The Admiral is 7 1/2″ long, and realistically shaped. Its head is detailed and has a small ridge, but the ridge is soft and doesn’t cause any discomfort during use.  The shaft is just 1 1/2″ wide, gently curved, and has a light veined texture. It’s firm, yet flexible, and feels good internally. One thing that’s nice is the base, which is fairly flat. The balls are textured and easy to grip onto, and the base width is thin enough to allow the Admiral to work in a harness for vaginal or anal use.

admiralflexThis dildo is easy to clean before and after use. It can be washed with antibacterial soap and water, boiled, or run through the dishwasher without soap. Once dry, it can be stored in a toy bag or on the toy shelf.

Water-based lube is recommended, although if you prefer silicone, do a spot test on the base to make sure there’s no reaction between the toy and the lube.

So, Did It Work? I like the Admiral.  This is one of the thinner dildos I have, and I really like how it feels internally. Vaginally, the curve works well, and the head is firm enough to hit my G-spot during use. The balls make it easy to keep the curve going the right direction, and they also help to hold onto it with lube-covered hands and thrust.   It works anally as well, although I prefer smoother heads.

Thank you to Good Vibrations for sending me the Admiral for free in exchange for this review!  If you’re looking for a realistic dildo with good texture, length, and flexibility, yet not too large, the Admiral is a good choice. You can pick one up at Good Vibrations by clicking the banner below.

This product was provided to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Wicked Wednesday: Safe Sex

The nurse will see you now….
The Midnight Nurse

The Midnight Nurse

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TMI Tuesday: Odds & Ends

By Tamorlan (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Tamorlan (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your “energy high” by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?
Hmmm….possibly. It’s not just the caffeine I crave in the morning. Or that I’m addicted to. I love the smell of fresh-brewed coffee. And I love the taste of it as well. It’s really got to be the combination of the two, with a splash of cream and a packet of Splenda.  Now, if they could inject the coffee directly into my bloodstream? Maybe. I suppose, since I have to brush my teeth first thing in the morning, that I might as well try this….yeah, I guess I am that addicted. And surely there’d be enough time to make and/or stop to get coffee…there is no rush so great that coffee can be forsaken.

2. You made a sex list of all the things you’d like to do but haven’t done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?
It depends on how they’d help. I wouldn’t be having any kind of sex with them, but if they could facilitate some of the things on my list, I might just take them up on it.

3. Sex around the house. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?
Where haven’t I been fucked in my house? That’s one of the first things we did when we bought our current home – fucked in every room to “christen” it.  I have been bent over the kitchen counter and fucked from behind….a few times, to be sure. I like it for several reasons: I’ve got a great view out the window, it’s kind of kinky, and it always seems spontaneous in the kitchen. Plus, it’s easy to grab something to drink afterwards when I’m parched. What I like least is when the floor’s been recently waxed, and I’m slipping all over the surface.

4. Sexting…How do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it’s like foreplay.
d. Love it! I’m always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.
e. What’s your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?

I’ll say a combination of c and d. It’s a lot like foreplay, whether it’s just sending the explicit messages, or including pictures to go along. I won’t say I’m always doing it, but there are times I could spend the better part of the day sexting back and forth. And I do send some steamy pictures.

5. What do you love to sniff? Why?
A lot of things, really. I love to sniff flowers, particularly roses….their scent is fantastic. I love to sniff clean laundry, especially when it’s warm and fresh out of the dryer. I love to sniff my lover’s skin. And often I just like to sniff the outside air.

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.cockcage
This is a CBT device, if I’m not mistaken, called the Five Gates of Hell. I think one of the rings goes over a guy’s balls, and the others encircle his cock.
Although, it could be an expander for my closet hangers, so I could hang 4 more items from a single hanger, and theoretically save closet space…or it could hang on my wall and hold necklaces.


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Kink Of The Week: Maschalagnia

Eugène Emmanuel Amaury Duval [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Eugène Emmanuel Amaury Duval [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Armpits…everyone has them. I’ve never considered them particularly erotic, and the term maschalagnia (armpit fetishism) was new to me. I don’t think about them much, but they do make a good place to warm your hands on an ice-cold day.

My husband’s armpits have quite a bit of hair, and they are also probably the most ticklish place on his body. He absolutely hates if I touch him there. Mine are shaved every day, and they’re smooth…and also a bit ticklish if I’m in the right mood.

I have seen porn where the armpit is used, and a cock (or two) slides into and out of that area. Typically this is in gang bangs, and there’s no other place they can really use for stimulation, as everything’s occupied. Well, I suppose there’s the back of the knees, if they’re bent, but that would be a tricky position. Would I let a cock fuck my armpit? Maybe…but there are a lot of other places I’d rather it be.

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Wicked Wednesday: Hungry

My new panties from the back….strappy, with a little bow for you to pull open…are you hungry?

Strap-back panties.

Strap-back panties.



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