Wicked Wednesday: Pirates

picture of the Jack Sparrow wax figure in Madame Tussauds in Berlin Germany

By Sandra Scherer (Flickr) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I could fuck a pirate…looking deep into those smouldering eyes.

Is that a peg leg, or are you just happy to see me?

 

 

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TMI Tuesday: I Need My Space

nude woman reading a book

Emmanuel Benner the Younger [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Do you think that fate or destiny play a role in love?
a. Absolutely
b. For the most part
c. Somewhat
d. Not really
e. Not at all
I think c – somewhat.

2. True or False – If my sexual likes and dislikes are not in line with my partners, I change them.
False. If I change what I like and don’t like to please someone else, there’s a problem. Of course it’s also a problem if our likes and dislikes are wildly disparate, but a bit of compromise is fine.

3. You and your partner are at a party. Both of you are equally acquainted with the hosts and the other people attending, although you aren’t the best of pals with any of the guests, you have conversed with them on a few occasions. During the socializing, what would you most likely do?
a. I’d stay glued to my partner’s side, conversing with the same people he/she is.
b. I’d be away from my partner, mingling with the other guests.
c. I’d stay near my partner, but involved in different conversations.
d. I spend some time by my partner’s side, and some time mingling.
e. I let my partner drift or stick by me – as she/he wishes.
Hmmm….most likely d.

4. Have you ever gone through your partner’s journal, diary or personal letters?
a. Yes – I‘ve read it/them from A to Z.
b. Yes – I’ve read some of it/them.
c. I know where she/he keeps them but I haven’t read any.
d. I know where she/he keeps them – I couldn’t help but look – but I haven’t read any.
e. No – I don’t know where she/he keeps them, and I have no intention of looking.
f. No – I don’t know she/he keeps them, even though I’ve looked.
I’d have to say b. I’ve read some of their very old letters…with permission. I wouldn’t read anything else if I found it, and I stay out of email too.

5. Have you ever had a romantic partner go through your journal, diary, personal letters or text messages without your permission? How did you feel? What did you do?
Yes I have, and I was pissed.  They didn’t ask, and I felt betrayed. I changed all of my passwords to everything.

Bonus:  What makes you feel loved?
A lot of things make me feel loved: tenderness, having something done that I wasn’t expecting just because they knew I’d like it, being comfortable, trust and communication – I could go on, as there are a lot of things that make me feel that way.

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Wicked Wednesday: Time Travel

Graffiti in Shoreditch London of a time machine by Paul Don Smith.

By MsSaraKelly (Time Machine by Paul Don Smith) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

If I could build a time machine I’d start out in the past
And make small changes in my life that hopefully would last.
They say that just a butterfly can change the course of time
And messing with reality would really be a crime.

But nonetheless I’d journey back and change the time we meet
A casual encounter on a busy city street.
I wonder if you’d know me underneath the cloudless sky
We’d be much more than strangers that first time I passed you by.

We’d quickly become lovers and we’d stay together true
I’d fuck you every morning as the sky was turning blue.
I’d love you in the evening and fuck you again at night
And nothing would go wrong with something meant to be so right.

If I had to journey back I’d want to bring you back with me
To love me and to fuck me and to keep me company.
But in the present you’d be waiting; I’d find you anew
And I would spend the rest of my life loving both of you.

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TMI Tuesday: Sex and Valentines

A glass of tokaji and a piece of chocolate.

By Charles Haynes (originally posted to Flickr as Wine and Chocolate) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Tell us two reasons why you would stay in a bad relationship.
Hmmm….I guess if the sex was very, very good, and I couldn’t stop loving the person.

2. Do you wish your private life was kinkier?
Most definitely.

3. Tell us about your weirdest sexual experience.
That’s a tough one, and I can’t honestly think of anything particularly weird right now.

4. Can you have a totally hands-free orgasm?
Yes…if I’ve got the Hitachi situated just right in its pillow holder, I don’t have to use my hands….technically that’s hands free, right?

5. What tips can you give for staying hard (you personally or keeping your partner hard)?
 I think dirty talk can work, as can lots of tongue and soft biting on the blow jobs.

Bonus: Is it okay to not celebrate Valentine’s Day even though you have a partner? Why or why not?
I think it is – you can have a special day anytime, really.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Rainbow

My lips so red and ripe
Urging you to take a bite
and make me squeal with delight.

The warm glow of my skin
Orange from the light of the fire
Wrapped around my desire.

The yellow highlights in my hair
Kissed gently by the sun
Intermingled with the dun.

My eyes so green like jade
Fine and vibrant as you gaze
They flash and blaze.

The tattoo of roses
On my ankle in blue
Whispers loveliness to you.

The blood runs through my veins
Indigo under my skin
I want to let you in.

My scent drives you wild
Like violets in the field
To you I will yield.

I am a rainbow for you to explore.

 

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