Wicked Wednesday: Friend

Freundinnen, Gemälde von Jerry Weiss, 2003 via Wikimedia Commons

Freundinnen, Gemälde von Jerry Weiss, 2003 via Wikimedia Commons

I have a lot of friends, but I only have a few that are special, and close. Of these, some are closer than others. I have one person in particular who I consider my best friend: I’ll call her Mary.

Mary and I met many years ago. My husband and I had recently bought our first house, and a friend of mine from college, Jill, lived just two blocks away. Jill and I hadn’t seen each other in years, but met again when I got hired at the place where she worked.

One weekend I was invited to a Pampered Chef party at her house. (Does anyone remember those parties? They were like Tupperware or Mary Kay parties, where the host would cook with their products (pots, pans, and the like), and they’d give little prizes and try and get you to buy their expensive, but pretty decent, products).  I had never been to one, and it sounded fun, so I went.

I knew no one there, except Jill, and a lot of the women she invited were quite a bit older than me. We didn’t have a lot to talk about, really, so I was mostly reading the brochures when Mary came in.  We hit it off amazingly well, and became friends. Over the years, we’ve become closer, and she knows things about me that no one else knows. We can talk about anything and everything, and we do: the good, the bad, the dangerous, life in general, sex, the situations that have happened with our men, the funny stories from the adult store I used to work for.  She knows how to keep a secret, as do I, and we’ve bonded over many things.

As time has past, we don’t talk as much as we used to, but when we get together, it’s like we were together just the day before. I cherish her friendship, and I’m so glad we met those many years ago.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Please Me

By Karol Miller (1835 - 1920) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By Karol Miller (1835 – 1920) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Are you more likely to ask someone on a date or a hook-up?
Hmmm…if I was going to do so, I think it would be a date – dinner, movie, hot sex…

2. How do you ask someone out??
I think you just ask them – in person, not over text, and not over the phone.

3. When you think about sex, what do you think about most?
I think about a lot of things equally…cunnilingus, giving a blow job, and just plain fucking.

4. Name two things that you appreciate about your current relationship.?
That I feel loved, and that we’re able to talk about things.

5. Name three things that most excite your imagination.
I think viewing suggestive photos, reading erotic stories, and watching good porn (that’s porn without a plot).

Bonus: If you had three wishes that would come true, what would they be?
Hmmm…to never have to worry about money, to have the people I love get along, and to spend the time I need with those I love.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Shadows

By Ephraim Moshe Lilien (E.M. Lilien sein Werk) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By Ephraim Moshe Lilien (E.M. Lilien sein Werk) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Walk along beside me
and take me by the hand.
Lead me off the path
and take me deep in shadow land.

Kiss me in the shadows,
and let your hands roam free.
Let your tongue explore my mouth
and hold me tenderly.

You squeeze my ass so tightly
as my hand strokes your hard cock.
I long to feel you deep inside,
and there’s no need to talk.

We sink into the flattened grass,
our passions running high.
I wrap my legs around you
as the shadows fill the sky.

Like animals in heat we fuck
the urgency is strong.
Our bodies meld in shadows
and our coupling is long.

We cum together, gasping
as the shadows deepen still,
and in your arms I want to stay,
my emptiness you fill.

My love does not have boundaries,
and you have my heart and soul,
Like shadows merging, blending,
You complete me, make me whole.

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TMI Tuesday: Sex, Seriously?

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By Not given [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Do you think being a sex worker is as legitimate a work option as being an accountant?
Yes, I do.

2. Which of these rules would you follow if your lover had to have it followed in order to be aroused:?
a. wear socks will having sex?
b. have the lights on during sex?
c. have the TV playing, volume up while having sex?
d. the room must be in complete darkness to have sex
I think b), c,) and d) would be the easiest to follow. I don’t mind having the lights on during sex at all, and it’s also fine if it’s totally dark…although i like having the lights on better.  I don’t mind having the TV on during sex either…and preferably porn on the TV. It can be a little weird to have a comedian or comedy show on, though, as if I get distracted by listening I can start laughing out loud, and totally kill the mood. I would do a) if I had to, but wearing nothing but socks is a bit too reminiscent of the gynecologist’s office…plus, it covers up toes that like to be sucked on.

3. You must plan an evening of sex with your lover. Tell us what you’ve planned for the evening.
Hmmm…I would start by planning some food for bed – fresh cut strawberries or blueberries, and a nice bottle of chilled wine. A good way to start out would be to strip for him, and then we could feed each other berries and wine before I’d suck his cock. I’d make him cum a time or two with lots of attention to his shaft and balls, and then I’d have him fuck me from behind while we looked at each other in the mirror in front of us. After we came, I’d plan a nice bath with some bubbles and candles, and some slippery sex in the tub.

4. Rule: If one of you is in the mood for sex and the other is not, you give the other 24 hours to ‘get in the mood’ before masturbating. Would this work in for you or in your relationship–why or why not?
That’s an interesting idea, but I don’t think so. I think if one of us wants sex and the other doesn’t, masturbating is fine. And after 24 hours, if they still weren’t in the mood, it’d be masturbation time again. Win, win!

5. Apparently, even though it is the year 2016, some folks still have a “number” that delineates another person from being normal and liking sex versus being promiscuous. What is THAT number for you? According to a recent U.K. report more than 15 sexual conquests for a man can be off-putting, while more that 14 sexual encounters for a woman may give a potential suitor pause.
Those are some interesting numbers. I don’t know what that number is for me – maybe 69?

Bonus: How was your weekend?
It could have been better. I was sick at the end of the week, so I spent quite a bit of time resting in bed. Which wasn’t so bad, really.

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Wicked Wednesday: Puzzle Pieces

©2016, Sammi Lou Thorne

©2016, Sammi Lou Thorne

I am a puzzle

an enigma

with many pieces and parts

for you to put together.

Can you complete me?

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