TMI Tuesday: Make It Sexy!

Édouard-Henri Avril [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Édouard-Henri Avril [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Fill in the blanks. Make it as sexy and as steamy as you like.

1. He turned me over and squeezed my ass, massaging it slowly and firmly before nibbling it with his teeth, and I spread my legs so he could more easily slip a finger inside .

2. He grabs  the back of my head, twisting my hair in his fingers and I take him deeper into my throat .

3. She cums cautiously.

4. Now I am going to get on my knees, with my hands on the couch  so the thrusting is stronger and your orgasm bursts from you.

5. I will take you by your hand and lead you naked into the tub .

6. I slipped my hand under his balls and his cock went into spasms.

7. In the shower she let me wash her clit with my tongue .

8. She grabbed his hand, and yanked and pulled until he followed her into the bedroom for a good fucking on the bed .

Bonus:  Is pornography like any other job–like acting is a job? I think it is a job, as it’s got to take a lot of work to get things to come out just right, multiple takes, dealing with costars/coworkers, pretending there’s chemistry even if there’s not, and making something that others want to see.


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Wicked Wednesday: (Good) Morning

Paul Gustav Fischer [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Paul Gustav Fischer [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I’m not a morning person. At all. Even when I was young, I much preferred to stay up late and sleep in than get up early in the morning. In college, I was always up late, partying, studying, you name it.  Of course, having kids changes all that, and rising early becomes a necessity. So, a typical weekday morning:

  • Hit the snooze four or five times.
  • Crawl out of bed into the bathroom and brush my teeth.
  • Stumble into the kitchen for the first of many cups of coffee.
  • Take a shower after waking up enough with the coffee to not fall asleep in the shower.
  • Get ready for work in a semi-conscious state.
  • Drink a few more cups of coffee before heading out the door.

Weekends are pretty much the same, although usually no snooze button and no getting ready for work.

What makes mornings tolerable? Copious amounts of strong coffee and a hot shower. I’m definitely not awake enough to masturbate…usually.

But it would be nice to be woken from sleep, gently, with a hand between my legs and lips nuzzling my neck…that would lead to a very good morning indeed.


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TMI Tuesday: Moral Dilemmas Ahead

By MaraB. is a brainless starfucker (Flickr) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By MaraB. is a brainless starfucker (Flickr) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1) You are at your best friend’s wedding just an hour before the ceremony is to start. Earlier that day, you came across definitive proof that your best friend’s spouse-to-be is having an affair with the best man/maid of honor, and you catch them sneaking out of a room together looking disheveled. If you tell your friend about the affair, their day will be ruined, but you don’t want them to marry a cheater. What do you do??
a. Tell your best friend and ruin what is supposed to be the best day of his/her life?
b. Say nothing and let the wedding go as planned?
c. Confront the intended groom/bride, and insist they ‘fess up to your best friend?
d. Speak up when the wedding officiant says, “If any of you has reasons why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
This is a tough one. What exactly is the definitive proof? If I walked in on the husband-to-be making out with/fucking the maid of honor, you bet I’d tell my friend -  I think she’d need to know, and I wouldn’t be able to keep quiet. If I had suspicions, I’d still tell her, but in a way that she’d know my concerns and could make up her own mind. If her future husband was that kind of a cheater, I think there would have been signs before the wedding day anyhow.  So I’ll go with a).

2) If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?
It would depend on what they were stealing. A loaf of bread or some necessary food item? I wouldn’t say a thing. Something else? I’d probably make sure they saw me watching, and if they proceeded to try and steal, I’d find someone in the store and report it.

3) An out of control train is running down a track towards five people. You are on a bridge under which the train will pass and you can stop it by dropping a heavy weight in front of it. As it happens, there is a very large man next to you. Your only way to stop the train is to push the man over the bridge and onto the track, killing him to save the five people.
Would you push the man off the bridge? YES or NO
This is a tough one, and depends on so many things. But, if you really just want a one word answer…NO.

4) A handsome/pretty in-law has flirted with you for years. You find them very attractive. It is obvious he/she wishes to pursue a relationship with you. If you were sure no one would ever know, would you:?
a. Make it clear to them you’re not interested?
b. Continue to flirt, but go no further.
?c. Make them the main fuel of your sexual fantasies.?
d. Let the relationship become physical–no one will ever know.
I’d likely choose either b) or c). I don’t think there’s anything wrong with flirting, or having sexual fantasies about someone else.

5) Would you rather have one year off at your current rate of pay OR work your current job for a year at double your current rate of pay?
Definitely a year off at my current rate of pay.

Bonus: Why should anyone care what consenting adults do in private?
I don’t think anyone should care. Although you might want to know what they’re doing (voyeurism, dirty details and all that), it’s not really anyone’s business but theirs.


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Wicked Wednesday: Revisiting

Las Vegas – view from the Bellagio Penthouse Suite

There’s something about hotels – they can be wonderful places for acting out fantasies that you can’t do at home. With this prompt, I decided to revisit my first Wicked Wednesday post, from April 9, 2014, and expand a bit…

Picture this view from your hotel window on the Las Vegas strip, the lights spread 30 stories below you like landbound stars. The glass is clear, and it’s cold beneath your palms pressed to its invisible surface, your nipples hardening at its touch. Naked, with your legs spread, you stand in anticipation as he comes up behind you, his touch making you shiver with anticipation as his hands grasp your hips and he slips inside you. You fuck against the glass, wondering if somewhere below you eyes watch as you gyrate, fastened to your face as they watch you cum. And you cum harder for your unseen audience, aroused and exposed…


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TMI Tuesday: Autumn Lovin’

Paul Ranson [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Paul Ranson [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Autumn or fall. Which do you say?
I say fall most of the time.

2. Pumpkin Spice. Love it or hate it?
In a pumpkin pie? Love it.

3. Apples. Seasonal treat or eat them all year?

We usually eat hem all year. Crabapples we eat seasonally, though.

4. Where you live, do tree leaves change color in fall?

Yes, although it’s nothing spectacular like the northeast. Our trees that change go from green to yellow.

5. In autumn truffles are popular in Italy, seafood is popular in Ireland, crayfish popular in Stockholm. What is a popular autumn food where you live?

Crabapple jelly is the first thing that comes to mind.

6. Scientists observed that the further a country is away from the equator, the more its residents are affected by the seasons. How do you feel in autumn/fall? Depressed, rejuvenated or some other emotion?

Sad that summer’s over, as summer is much too short.

7. Strolls amid fall foliage are:
a. romantic
b. allergy inducing
c. dirty
d. prime-time to “rustle the leaves” (if you know what I mean *wink, wink*)

Definitely a) romantic and d) prime-time to rustle the leaves.

8. What is your favorite autumn holiday, celebration or activity?

Definitely Halloween. I love decorating for it, making treats, and trick-or-treating.

Bonus: Do you go apple picking in autumn? Ever made out in an apple orchard?

I’ve never been apple picking, although it seems like it would be fun. I’ve also never made out in an apple orchard, but I’d certainly be up to it.

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