Kink Of The Week: Maschalagnia

Eugène Emmanuel Amaury Duval [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Eugène Emmanuel Amaury Duval [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Armpits…everyone has them. I’ve never considered them particularly erotic, and the term maschalagnia (armpit fetishism) was new to me. I don’t think about them much, but they do make a good place to warm your hands on an ice-cold day.

My husband’s armpits have quite a bit of hair, and they are also probably the most ticklish place on his body. He absolutely hates if I touch him there. Mine are shaved every day, and they’re smooth…and also a bit ticklish if I’m in the right mood.

I have seen porn where the armpit is used, and a cock (or two) slides into and out of that area. Typically this is in gang bangs, and there’s no other place they can really use for stimulation, as everything’s occupied. Well, I suppose there’s the back of the knees, if they’re bent, but that would be a tricky position. Would I let a cock fuck my armpit? Maybe…but there are a lot of other places I’d rather it be.

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Wicked Wednesday: Hungry

My new panties from the back….strappy, with a little bow for you to pull open…are you hungry?

Strap-back panties.

Strap-back panties.

 

 

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TMI Tuesday: Vacations

Stream at Disneyland

Stream at Disneyland

1) What mode of transportation do you prefer for vacation: a) car, b) bus, c) train, d) cruise ship, e) airplane, f) other?
I’ll go with e, even though I hate to fly. While I like to drive, driving to a vacation destination takes too long, and uses up too many vacation days. Now, when I was younger, we’d always drive, and one week of our vacation was spent in the car. While this did allow us to see some interesting things along the way, it really cut into a lot of the fun stuff. I’ve only taken buses when we’ve gone on side trips from our original destination, and they’re ok, even fun with the right driver, but I don’t prefer them. A  train might be fun to experience, and I would love to take a cruise ship and go on a two week cruise.

2) What baggage strategy do you use when flying: a) carry-on only, b) gate check excess bags, c) check baggage, d) ship bags ahead, e) other?
Much as I would like to do just a), I am a terrible packer…I always bring way too much. On family vacations, we try to pack suitcase in suitcase, in case we buy too much when we’re there. The last time I was in Las Vegas, I would have loved to only have a carry-on, as it would have been smoother, but I brought almost an entire suitcase of bondage gear, lingerie, and toys, so check the bag we did. It even got searched (as did the carry-ons)! I’ve had bags lost a time or two, although they’ve always turned up eventually.

3) What is your accommodation strategy: a) luxury hotel, b) bed and breakfast c) cheap hotel/motel, d) stay with family/friends, e) camping or RV, e) other?
It depends on the vacation – either a) or c). Usually I like to stay as cheaply as possible, within reason, but it’s fun to have nice accommodations. I’ve stayed at the Disneyland Hotel in California, and the Wilderness Lodge and Animal Kingdom Lodge in Orlando, and they really were fun to stay at and explore. I’ve even stayed in a penthouse suite in Las Vegas, which was absolutely fabulous. I’d love to try a bed and breakfast some time, but I’ve never had the opportunity. Camping? Never been… I’ve stayed with family or friends a time or two, if we’ve been going to visit as well as sight-see.

Disneyland castle at night

Disneyland castle at night

4) What world-famous places have you visited on vacation? These can be commercial tourist attractions (Disney World), museums (The Louvre), historic places (Gettysburg), natural wonders (Yellowstone, Yosemite), or anything else?
I haven’t been to as many as I’d like, but I’ve been to a few. I’ve been to Yellowstone several times, visited Devil’s Tower and Mount Rushmore when I was younger. Also lots of historic places, including Gettysburg. Some of my favorite vacations were to commercial attractions: Disneyland (my absolute favorite), DisneyWorld, Universal Studios (both Hollywood and Florida), the San Diego Zoo, and Sea World.

Jaws making an appearance at Universal Studios Hollywood.

Jaws making an appearance at Universal Studios Hollywood.

5) Where do you really, really want to go someday?
Someday I’d like to vacation in Europe, as there’s so much to see there. I’d love to go to Tokyo, and Australia, and New Zealand one of these days. . I’d also like to travel to every state in the US, and vacation at some world-famous beaches.

6) What you would you like to go back to see again?
I’d go back to Disneyland and Universal Studios Florida in a heartbeat. I could go there several more times, in fact. I’d also like to go back to Yellowstone – it always changes so much. The last time I was there was right after the big fire.

Tree at the Disneyland Hotel at night.

Tree at the Disneyland Hotel at night.

Bonus: Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.
Nope – nothing to tell here.

Bonus, Bonus: While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?
In an airplane once, yes. I’ve also had sex in a moving car, but not on vacation.

 

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Back To Basics

It’s April, and you can tell spring is near by the wild changes in the weather: sunny one day, snowing the next. It’s also a great time to review new products from Cal Exotics! This month, as part of their Sexpert program, I received the Silicone Basics Long John dildo for free in exchange for this unbiased review.

calexlongjohnboxThe Silicone Basics Long John comes in a clear plastic, easy-to-open clamshell case. The toy is displayed through the front of the case, with a paper insert behind it that lists its features.This dildo is available in ivory, pink, and brown, and I received mine in ivory, which is a light flesh-tone color.

longjohninhand2The Long John is 7” long overall,  with about 5 3/4″ insertable. The head is detailed, and the lightly curved shaft features veined detail. This dildo is made of silicone, and it’s got a nice squish to the surface while still being firm. The shaft is flexible, yet holds its shape well. It’s 1 3/4″ in diameter at its widest, so it’s best for those who like a bit more girth, and it can be used vaginally or anally. The balls are small and thick, and work well to hold onto when thrusting the Long John, although they won’t work well in a harness due to their size.  The base is slightly rounded on the bottom, so this dildo may have some trouble standing up on your toy shelf.

longjohnaloneThis dildo is easy to clean, and should be cleaned both before and after use. It can be washed with antibacterial soap and hot water, boiled on the stove, or run through the dishwasher in the top rack (no soap). When dried, it can be stored in a toy bag or box.

Water-based lube is recommended, but if you prefer silicone, do a spot test on the base to make sure there’s no reaction between the lube and the toy.

So, Did It Work? This is a pretty nice dildo. It’s soft and a bit flexible, which makes inserting it a breeze. The curved head hits my G-spot just right, and it definitely feels filling. The balls and thick base work well to hold onto when thrusting, even with lube covered hands. The base could be a bit flatter, as the Long John doesn’t want to stand up on my shelf – rather it wants to rock and lean against my other toys.  It doesn’t have a lot of frills, but it works well, which is what matters.

Thank you to Cal Exotics for sending me the Basics Long John to review this month as part of their Sexpert program! If you’re looking for a silicone dildo that’s thick, flexible, comfortable to use, and curved for G-spot stimulation, the Long John is a good one to look at.

This product was provided to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Kink Of The Week: Pinching

By Sejenade (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Sejenade (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I hate being pinched. I remember when I was younger, and I’d forgot to wear green on St. Patrick’s day one year. People tried to pinch me all day long, and it hurt. A good way to remember to wear green, but it also fostered my hatred for pinching.

There’s something about it that I find painful, worse than almost anything else. I’ve only ever been pinched maliciously, and it hurts everywhere, except my earlobes. I’ve never found it fun, or teasing – and I won’t let my husband do it during foreplay or sex. I especially dislike being pinched on my ass, whether clothed or not, and it doesn’t matter if it’s more of a full-hand pinch or a finger pinch.

Clothespins and clamps I consider a bit different, maybe because I only have used them on my nipples, although I do find them awfully painful. It’s just something about the finger pinch that I don’t enjoy.

I’ll take anything over pinching…and I don’t like to pinch others, either. I’ve never had anyone ask me to be pinched, and it’s not something my husband’s into….thankfully.

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