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Wicked Wednesday: Ritual

woman in the shower
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Every morning
I begin my ritual
Early
Fresh out of bed,
A few sips of coffee
As I open the shower door and turn the water on.

The water must be just right,
Not too cold,
Not too hot.

Once the water feels right on my hand
I step in
And close the door.

I shampoo my hair,
My fingers massaging my scalp
And the water rinses the shampoo in soapy trails
down my back and ass.

I grab the soap
And work it to a lather,
Lingering on my breasts,
My nipples hard and yearning.

My hand slips
Between my soapy thighs
And my fingers tease my clit.
I spread myself and let the water
Caress me.

I linger with the water
Covering my face
Before I turn the water off
And step out into the steamy bathroom.

Wrapping a towel around my hair
And another around my body,
I exit the bathroom
And smile as I see you waiting for me in bed.

I would not give up our ritual
For anything.

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TMI Tuesday: Masturbation Month

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1. Can one masturbate too much?
Is that even possible? No, I don’t think anyone can masturbate too much.

2. Do you masturbate daily?
Not daily, but several times a week.

3. Do you masturbate significantly more than you have sex with another person?
A. Yes
B. No
That’s definitely A. Yes.

4. Can you go one week without masturbating?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Only if I could have sex at least every other day
A. Yes, I could, if I absolutely had to.

5. Are you comfortable casually admitting to others that you masturbate?
A. Yes
B. Depends on Who I’m Talking To
C. No
Really, that’s B.  There are some people I would never mention it to, as our conversations are not nearly that personal.

6. Would you be comfortable performing a masturbation “show” in front of your lover?
A. Yes
B. Maybe, Depends on the Personality of My Lover
C. No
Of course – why not? It’s a good way to show them how I like to be touched and what gets me off.

7. Have you ever masturbated in a public place? Where? Why?
A. Yes
B. No
Hmmmm…. not where anyone would notice, but A. Yes.

Bonus: Would you rather. . .
Never masturbate again?  OR
Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever?
I’d much rather have to masturbate five times a day forever. I can’t imagine not ever masturbating again!

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Wicked Wednesday: Parallel

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You take me,
Kissing me deeply,
Knowing what I want.
What I need.

You throw me to the bed and
fuck me,
Gently at first and then
harder,
faster.
Your cock pounding
into me.

As our bodies grind together,
My clit throbs
And I push my hips into you.

My nails dig into your flesh,
Drawing parallel lines that run up your back,
Welting slowly,
Burning red like my desire
as I come in your arms.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Anecdotes

Complete each sentence with an anecdote of sexual adventure or misadventure:

1. The first time I . . . bought a vibrator, I ordered it from a print catalog (does anyone remember doing that?) . I was rather mortified, but excited when it came. It was a hard plastic purple one that took 2 C batteries, and I had an amazing orgasm with it in my dorm room. I think all of my neighbors would agree that it was one amazing orgasm, too.

2. The last time I . . . had phone sex, it was amazing – much better than I expected it to be.

3. The only time I . . . had sex by a lake, it was in a little cave that was relatively inaccessible – and there was plenty of warning if anyone happened by. It was fun, but the rocks were probably the most uncomfortable surface I’ve ever been fucked on – my back ached for days.

4. My best . . . time in Las Vegas was in a penthouse suite in the Bellagio. I had brought a lot of sexy new lingerie, and more toys and bondage gear than I thought I knew what to do with…but really, I did know what to do with it. Fucking overlooking the strip was truly memorable.

5. My worst . . .experience with bondage was when my husband and I were playing around, and we had the Hitachi wand set up like a Sybian, in it’s own special little mount. The orgasm was incredible, but I for some reason it gave me a splitting headace – it felt like my head was going to explode, and we had to stop because the headache was so intense.

BONUS: Everyone, no matter how much experienced, still has some unfulfilled desires. What is at the top of your yet-to-do list?
Hmmm…I think at the top of my list is to have sex on a cruise ship.

 

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TMI Tuesday: We Simply Must Know

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1. How do you spend most of your time?
I spend most of my time reading and sewing, when I’m not at work.

2. Is this where you thought you would end up?
No – I thought I’d live somewhere different, and have a much different (and enjoyable) job.

3. What would you do differently if given the opportunity?
I would go to a different school, and I would pick a different major.

4. How do you encourage creativity in the bedroom?
Hmmm….I think by talking a lot and trying to introduce fantasies.

5. Tell us something about yourself that might surprise us.
I won the county spelling bee when I was in grade school, and my winning word was “hausfrau.”

Bonus: Sexually, who has influenced you the most?
That’s a tough one. I’ve never really thought about it…and I’m not sure that I can name anyone off the top of my head.

 

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