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1. What was your favorite part of yesterday?
That nothing else broke! In the past week, my refrigerator decided it didn’t want to work (the compressor went out), my garage door broke and needed repair, and then my bathroom flooded and I had to call a plumber (at double-time rates as it was Saturday). Yesterday was heaven.

2. If you could make your own porn movie, what would you call it? Would you write it, direct and/or star in the movie?
I can’t think of any great titles tonight – maybe something like “House of Screams” or “A Noisy Place”, featuring women who cum loudly. I would probably write and direct it – I’m not sure if I’d star in it, but maybe.

3. What do you like the least about sex?
I dislike the cleanup afterwards, especially if we’re using a lot of toys.

4. So, now what are you planning to do?
Well, right now I’m vegging out to a show called The BodyGuard, and I’m going to ride my bike for a half hour shortly.

5. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?
You know, it’s been ages since I ate cereal. I’ll go with Count Chocula cereal – because it’s good and it’s chocolatey, and you can’t really ask more than that from a cereal.

Bonus: If you could shrink down to ant-sized, what would you do?
Well, now that I’m thinking about cereal, it would be kind of fun to go swimming in a bowl of milk, with just a few round pieces of cereal to use as inner-tube floats. It’d probably also be fun to play in Legoland, as everything would be just about the right size.

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1. Who has the tendency to hold a grudge–you or your significant other?
Oh, definitely me. I can hold a grudge for a long time.

2. The last time you had sex, was it meaningful (making love) or trivial (getting a much needed fuck)?
The last time was what I would consider trivial – it was a very much needed fuck.

3. Do you have sex with your eyes open or closed?
For foreplay I often have my eyes open, but typically, especially when I’m close to orgasming, my eyes will be closed.

4. When arguing with a loved one, who is most likely to “hit below the belt*” first?
*attacking your partner’s character or something personal about them.
Hmmm…if you’re defining a loved one as a partner, then really neither of us. If you’re defining it as a family member, then typically the family member.

5. Is sex with your best friend a dream come true or the worst nightmare?
I think that could be a real nightmare.

Bonus: Share with us your best tip for making your online dating profile standout.
Ha – that’s a tough one. I’m not really sure what online dating profiles really contain, but I guess a sexy yet demure picture, and interesting likes and dislikes.

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1. I want to repeat going on vacation out of the country.
2. I want to lose my bad habits .
3. I want to gain a sense of calm .
4. I want to enjoy life to the fullest.
5. I want to savor every moment with my love .
6. I need more time to relax.

Bonus: I will succeed in making my wishes come true .

 

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