TMI Tuesday: Sex, Cereal, and Ants!

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1. What was your favorite part of yesterday?
That nothing else broke! In the past week, my refrigerator decided it didn’t want to work (the compressor went out), my garage door broke and needed repair, and then my bathroom flooded and I had to call a plumber (at double-time rates as it was Saturday). Yesterday was heaven.

2. If you could make your own porn movie, what would you call it? Would you write it, direct and/or star in the movie?
I can’t think of any great titles tonight – maybe something like “House of Screams” or “A Noisy Place”, featuring women who cum loudly. I would probably write and direct it – I’m not sure if I’d star in it, but maybe.

3. What do you like the least about sex?
I dislike the cleanup afterwards, especially if we’re using a lot of toys.

4. So, now what are you planning to do?
Well, right now I’m vegging out to a show called The BodyGuard, and I’m going to ride my bike for a half hour shortly.

5. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?
You know, it’s been ages since I ate cereal. I’ll go with Count Chocula cereal – because it’s good and it’s chocolatey, and you can’t really ask more than that from a cereal.

Bonus: If you could shrink down to ant-sized, what would you do?
Well, now that I’m thinking about cereal, it would be kind of fun to go swimming in a bowl of milk, with just a few round pieces of cereal to use as inner-tube floats. It’d probably also be fun to play in Legoland, as everything would be just about the right size.

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