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TMI Tuesday: Happy New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2019 | Comments Off

1. Daily rituals. Do you have any that you will abandon in the new year? Will you begin new daily rituals? If yes, what?
Hmmm…I’d like to abandon watching so much TV every night. I’d like to start a few new rituals, mainly getting some exercise in the mornings and doing some sort of cardio (swimming, walking, or bike riding for at least 30 minutes every night.

2. What significant relationship improved the most?
I don’t think any improved – I think they all stayed pretty much the same.

3. What relationship in your life deteriorated?
I don’t think any relationship really deteriorated last year.

4. What do you wish you had done more of in 2018? How do you plan on doing more of that in 2019?
Hmmm….I wish I had taken a few more vacations, and read more. I’ll be taking two vacations this year, to California and to Ireland, and I’ve decided that I need to read at least 20 books for the year.

5. What important person in your life needs more of your time? Will you give it?
I think the person in my life that needs more of my time is me. And I’ll try to give it to myself.

Bonus: How can you redesign your evenings to bring more restful “you” time to the end of your day?
I would like to add in a bit of meditation before bed – I think that will calm me down and make my nights a bit more restful.

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TMI Tuesday: Happy Holiday Season!

Posted on December 25, 2018 | Comments Off

1. Are you celebrating or have you celebrated any holidays this December 2018?
I’ll be celebrating Christmas tomorrow. I celebrated my birthday this month too, but it’s not a holiday…yet.

2. Describe your typical holiday celebration.
Usually we get up early – get the coffee going and the cinnamon rolls in the oven. Then we put on Christmas music and open gifts…then everyone scatters with their gifts, and we watch a bit of TV – maybe a parade. Dinner gets started (either turkey or ham), and then we have Christmas dinner early in the afternoon. If there’s a movie showing, we’ll see that after dinner – this year we’re going to go see Aquaman. And that pretty much sums up the day.

3. Now tell us how you really would like to spend your holiday season.
What I have enjoyed a few years is going to Florida for Christmas. I’ve spent two Christmases and New Years in Disneyworld, and they were awesome. The weather has mostly cooperated, and it’s so nice to get away and just celebrate time with family. I’d love to spend next Christmas in Universal Orlando, or maybe get to California and spend it on the beach.

4. This time of year broadcast TV is filled with Christmas movies. What is your favorite Christmas movie?
Die Hard. Without a doubt.

5. Does your place of work do a gift exchange or secret santa? Do you participate? What gift did you buy to giveaway this year? What gift did you get?
No – we don’t have a gift exchange or Secret Santa at my current job. The place I used to work did it, and we had a $ limit that everyone broke. I did exchange a few small gifts with co-workers, but it wasn’t an exchange per se.

Bonus: Have you been naughty or nice?
I’m always naughty – one of these years Santa’s going to spank me.

I hope everyone has a
Happy Holiday!

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Perving the Grinch

Posted on December 24, 2018 | Comments Off

Nicholas Gemini [CC BY-SA 3.0], from Wikimedia Commons

Several years ago I wrote a post called Perving Dr. Seuss, and one of the stories I altered was The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Since it is Christmas Eve, I thought I’d repost that part here. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my readers!

Every one in Porn Valley liked fucking a lot.
But the Grinch, who lived out of the valley, did not!

The Grinch hated fucking! The sucking and tease.
He hated the anal and mass expertise.

It could be he never had played with his cock
Or toyed with his prostate or came in a sock.

I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.

But whatever the reason, his lack or his size,
He stood on the hill wishing for their demise.

For he knew everyone in the valley below
Was getting a clit licking now, or a blow.

“And they’re cumming on camera!” he snarled with a sneer.
“They’re fucking and sucking and banging out here.”

Then he growled with his fingers just stroking his balls,
“I must find a way to put an end to it all!

When the actors were sleeping he made his way down,
Like a coward in the night he snuck into the town.

He made his way carefully into each house,
He went on his tiptoes as quiet as a mouse.

And he stole all the dildos! Vibrators and things!
He took batteries! Lube! And he stole the cock rings!

He took all the fleshlights! He took the butt plug!
The condoms, the movies, all that he could lug!

Then he went back to his place, nastily humming,
“They’re finding out now that no one will be coming!

They’ll all cry and sob, all their toys are now gone.
Now they won’t get off anytime soon. And I will have won!”

With one hand on his cock and one hand to his ear,
The Grinch waited to hear sobs of misfortune and fear.

And he did hear a sound, but instead of bemoaning,
Twas the sound of so many down there intently coming!

He hadn’t stopped orgasms, the people they CAME!
Without any toys they came just the same!

And he puzzled about it until he was blue,
And he realized something that to him was new.

“They don’t need the extras, they don’t need the toys!
They just like having sex and creating the noise!”
And what happened then? In the valley they say
That the Grinch’s small cock grew three sizes that day!

He raced to the valley, he joined in the fun.
And he fucked and he sucked and he licked everyone.

Now all in Porn Valley liked fucking a lot.
And the Grinch, why the Grinch, he gave more than he got!

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Wicked Wednesday: Time

Posted on December 19, 2018 | 2 comments

Kádár Tamás at the Hungarian language Wikipedia [GFDL]

If I had all the time I wanted each and every day,
I’d spend it all with you and keep my fears and tears away.
I’d hold you and I’d love you from the bottom of my heart,
And nothing you would do or say would make us fall apart.

If I could take the time I’d spend it lying in your arms,
I’d feel the safety of your touch, and there’d be no alarms.
I’d snuggle ever closer, feel your body pressed to mine,
And I would feel your heartbeat through my skin and on my spine.

If I had time to love you in the way that I would like,
I’d ravish you with kisses and your temperature would spike.
I’d ride you like a cowgirl and I’d fuck you hard and slow,
We’d be in harmony in our own private rodeo.

I want to be with you for every minute, every hour,
I know that what I feel for you is strong and will not sour,
I’ll make the time to be with you, and hope that you will see,
How much your love and gift of time will always mean to me.

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