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Wicked Wednesday: The Year 2517

graffiti of a sexy robot

By Zarateman (photo) (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

In a  year far away, twenty-five seventeen,
I imagine that sex may be odd.
It won’t be the same that we have here and now,
And I think I would feel quite awed.

Just think if you wanted attachment-free sex,
and that sex was as close as the phone.
You could call up a robot who’d be there by six
so you wouldn’t orgasm alone.

Your robot would come in a tube in your house,
and be programmed the way you desired.
The sex would be hot and he’d fuck you all night
And fulfill your desires as required.

Imagine a cock that stayed rock hard until
you just couldn’t have sex any more.
He’d allow you to rest and then fuck you again
and he’d never feel it was a chore.

He’d be well equipped with a vibrating tongue
that would feel wet and slick on your clit,
and he’d make you keep cumming again and again
until spent you would ask him to quit.

Now maybe you’d rather have virtual sex
in a room with a hologram deck,
You could program the room for your wildest desires -
the music, the people, the set.

All your twosomes and threesomes and foursomes and more
could take place in a jungle or bar
You could fuck anywhere you could think of and your
imagination could go wide and far.

If you really desired a human’s true touch
on your lips and neck or deep inside,
Your bedroom would be an oasis of lust
and you’d go on a real wild ride.

Your bed would be air, and you’d hover and float
while you fucked to your heart’s desire
And you’d rest on the air before fucking again
And your passion would reach even higher.

You’d have so many options for mind blowing sex
in the year twenty five seventeen,
A wide open menu of fantasy, love, and
delights like you never have seen.

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Milestone

Adi Holzer [Attribution], via Wikimedia Commons

Adi Holzer [Attribution], via Wikimedia Commons

What am I wanting, working towards?
Sometimes it’s hard to know.
Do I want change and happiness?
Or keep the status quo?

I like to think I’m striving for
the best that I can be.
And sometimes my desires and dreams
can get the best of me.

I often wish that things could be
the way they were before.
But changes often manifest
and pound fists on the door.

I walk a line of happiness
across a trail of tears.
And if I trip or stumble
I will face my greatest fears.

Sometimes the fear, it eats at me
and hurts me to my core
And often I can’t handle it -
the pain, it hurts me more.

Perhaps that is the milestone that
I reach for day to day.
To face my fears and take the leap
and choose a different way.

To let the fear wash over me
leave nothing more behind.
To strike it from my memory
remove it from my mind.

Replace it with the love I feel
and joy and hope, desire.
The happiness I know can be
that sets my soul afire.

 

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: The Best

By Martin Falbisoner (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Martin Falbisoner (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Congratulations to Wicked Wednesday, hitting 200 weeks! I first started posting at prompt #97: Hotels, and I’ve tried to have a post up every week (although I’ve missed a few).

I’m sharing what I think are my best efforts, starting with my best video. I’ve done a lot of video reviews, and one of my favorites, and I think one of my best, is this one:

Picking one review as my best review is a tough one, but I think one of my best is this review of the Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo.

My best toy, by far, is the Hitachi Magic Wand.

My best Wicked Wednesday post (and possibly best poem posted on my site) is Nothing Really Matters.

My best picture, which also happens to be a Wicked Wednesday post and the first time I showed more than cleavage, is Masturbation Fodder.

And, I think my best overall post is Kink of the Week: Sapiosexuality

I’d love to know if there’s another post on my site that you think is one of my best – let me know in the comments!

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TMI Tuesday: Sexies!

By massasje.co [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By massasje.co [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. In winter does your sexual appetite go on a fast?
No, not at all. I think it probably goes up in the winter, as it’s cold, and there’s nothing like body contact to warm up.

2. What do you do to kick-start your libido when in a sexual slump??
Hmm…a new toy and new porn will often do the trick.

3. What is your favorite type of foreplay (to receive)?
Definitely oral sex. I love when he has a tongue on my clit and licks me to orgasm, and a finger in the pussy or ass while he’s doing that is fantastic.

4. Mutual masturbation–yes or no? What is your technique??
Yes. I don’t know that there’s really a technique to it, except to try and cum at the same time.

5. Do you give your lover massage? How often? How long?
I do occasionally, but not as often as I should. I’d say around a half hour or so.

6. Do you give or receive more massage?
I definitely receive more massages than I give.

Bonus: If a clone was made of you, would you have sex with it? What would you do first?
I don’t know…maybe?

 

 

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TMI Tuesday: Questions…So Many Questions

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1. Do you believe in ESP (extrasensory perception)? Do you have those abilities?
I think it’s possible, yes. I don’t have any of these abilities, but I wish I did.

2. Do you laugh when someone tickles you?
Usually, yes. Tickling can be fun.

3. Do you like teamwork?
Sometimes I do – I have worked with some fantastic teams, and some teams that weren’t worth the paper they were organized on. If you’ve got team members that are committed to success, then working on a team is great.

4. What one thing can you do today to feel you have been productive? Will you do it?
I could clean out some of my kitchen cupboards, toss the expired stuff, and arrange what’s left. Yes, I’ll do it – I’ve been meaning to for ages, and there’s no time like now.

5. Finish this phrase: “Hell hath no fury like … ”
Well, a woman scorned is the pat line, but it’s really true. Or maybe it should be “hell hath no fury like me being woken from a sound sleep much too early in the morning.

Bonus: Pick one – Sex:?
1. wild or mild
Definitely wild.
?2. day or night
Either is good, but night is a bit better.
3. top or bottom
Usually bottom, but sometimes it’s fun to be on top.
?4. weekly or monthly
Weekly, definitely.
5. noisy or silent
There’s something to be said for silent sex, when you have to be quiet to avoid being caught. But, noisy sex is so much better.

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