TMI Tuesday: Hello, We’re Listening

1. Picture the child you once were, what did that child do very well?
As a child, I was very good at painting and making things out of clay. I could copy just about anything as well as do original drawings and paintings. I was also pretty good at writing.

2. What are you really good at now?
I’m still good at drawing, painting and writing, but now I’m also good in bed.

3. Did you ever expect love in return and not get it?
No, I don’t think so.

4. Who do you need to get in touch with because it has been so long?
I need to get in touch with my sister. We haven’t talked in ages and I need to get a hold of her.

5. What are your thoughts on this: “Every woman deserves her special day. I get that. But does it really have to cost so much fucking money? I mean, c’mon. If you’re serious about building a future with a guy, why bankrupt him?”
I agree that every woman deserves her special day. But I don’t think it has to cost a thing. Some peace and quiet, a bubble bath and a glass of wine doesn’t cost much, and makes me very, very happy.

Bonus: What is your number one priority?
My number one priority right now is to take care of myself.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Interest

Painting of Mary Magdalene in the Cave

[Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

What is it that I have that sparks your interest in me?
My long blonde hair so shiny that falls down below my knee?
My eyes so blue that twinkle, full of naughty merry fun?
Or is it my complexion that’s so pale that it needs sun?

What is it that I do that sparks your interest in me?
Is it the way I look at you that everyone can see?
Or do you find the way I smile fills you with deep desire?
Or maybe it’s the way I walk that sets your soul afire?

What is it that I say that sparks your interest in me?
Do words of love I speak aloud create reality?
Or is it what I whisper when my lips caress your ear?
The naughty things I’ll do to you whenever you are near?

It must be all a mixture of these things that draws you in,
And I will hold you close and run my fingers on your skin.
My interest is as strong as yours and it will always be,
I want to keep you here with me for all eternity.

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TMI Tuesday: Sex Is Life

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1. Is your sex life more fantasy or reality?
Hmmm….there’s a lot of fantasy in the reality of my sex life.

2. If you could hook-up with a past lover (with no repercussions or regret), who would it be and why? (No need to use real names just briefly describe the person and their relationship to you.)
I don’t really have any past lovers, so there isn’t any I’d hook up with.

3. You can only indulge in one of the following sex acts for the rest of your life, which would you choose to enjoy?
a. oral sex, only giving
b. 69
c. oral sex, only receiving
d. mutual masturbation
This is a tough one. If it really could only be one, as much as I love giving oral sex, I also love to have it too, and I can’t concentrate giving and receiving. I’d be selfish and pick c).

4. With each lover do you pay attention to what they want or do you have a repertoire that you stick to when having sex?
I think there’s always a repertoire, but you have to pay attention to what your lover wants. It’s not really making love if you’re ignoring the needs of your lover.

5. Do you initiate sex for healthful benefits, e.g., to sleep better or relieve pain?
No, but that’s a very good idea.

Bonus: Do you understand the clitoris?
Yes. Since I discovered mine, I’ve had many years to get to know it, and I think I understand it very, very well.

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Smut Marathon Round 1: Metaphorically Speaking

butterfly emerging from a chrysalis

©2017 Sammi Lou Thorne

This year, I entered the Smut Marathon. What a challenge it’s been! We’re on round 6 right now, and I’m excited to have made it this far. All of the prompts are interesting, and some are harder than others.

For the first round, our assignment was to write an erotic metaphor. The metaphor could only be one sentence, and no longer than 30 words. This is a lot harder than it sounds. First, you don’t want to do something trite or well-used. Second, it’s a lot easier to write a simile.

I struggled with this one, and finally came up with my entry. I’m still not sure if I like it or not, but I felt at the very least it got my feet wet writing for a prompt with a very low word count. Here is my metaphor, entitled “Metamorphosis”:

Every thrust of your cock changes me; my orgasm is a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, spreading its wings wide once released to fly with graceful wonder from my soul.

There were 75 entries for Round 1, and I know I had trouble picking which ones to vote for.  There was a lot of feedback, and it was constructive to read the comments for all of the entries to get tips on what worked and what didn’t. It was definitely a learning experience!

I was looking forward to the challenge that Round 2 would bring.

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Wicked Wednesday: Release

woman masturbating

By Gare DeSad (“Solo”) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

When I’m alone I think of you
and I am excited and aroused
I feel good, but the pressure builds.
to the point where I cannot contain it any longer.
My orgasm is my release
loud and uninhibited,
And I let go with abandon.

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