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TMI Tuesday: Tough Decisions Ahead

Posted on November 13, 2018 | Leave a comment

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg [Public domain]

1. Name 3 things that most excite your imagination when you imagine doing them? (I know TMI Tuesday blog is number one, so name three other things ? ).
Hmmm…when I imagine masturbating tonight with my favorite vibrator and wand (that excites both me and my imagination, when I imagine finishing the novel I’m working on, and when I imagine going to Japan.

2. When sleeping with your significant other (yes, actually sleeping) do you like to cuddle up or do you prefer sleeping away from them nestled in your own blanket cocoon?
Honestly, I like sleeping away from them. I love to snuggle while I’m just drowsy and nodding off, but then I want to roll myself in blankets and sleep warmly.

3. Would you rather:
a. Drive 200 miles well over the legally drunk limit?
or
b. Drive 200 miles after being awake for 72 hours?
That’s a tough one. I think I’d rather drive a) over the legally drunk limit. I can’t imagine being awake for 72 hours, and when I’ve been up longer than I can handle I can fall asleep and not even know it, which seems more dangerous than being over the drunk limit.

4. Would you rather:
a. Be topless all the time
or
b. Pantless all the time
Definitely a. Although, I’d rather not be topless in the winter, but it would be nice to be topless when the weather was good.

5. What is something you could talk about for hours?
There’s a lot of things I could talk about for hours. One thing is horror movies. I think I’ve seen more than anyone I know, and I love talking about them.

Bonus: What is something you could talk about for hours and not bore people to death?
Well, on occasion that could be horror movies, but I think talking about sex for hours wouldn’t bore people – it’s probably a much more arousing topic.

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Wicked Wednesday: Scent

Posted on November 7, 2018 | 3 Comments

Jan Ciaglinski [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I love the way you smell…
Clean and fresh, just out of the shower…
A trace of cologne that teases my nose when you walk by…
Musky when we’re having sex…
Just plain good.

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TMI Tuesday: I Told You So!

Posted on November 6, 2018 | 1 Comment

William Blake [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Do you go out of your way to be nice?
Hmmm….sometimes. Sometimes I’ve just taken too much shit during the day to go out of my way to be anything.

2. Some time ago people were buried with items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?
I think I’d want to be buried with my Kindle and my favorite vibrator. I’m assuming the afterlife will have rechargeable batteries and power stations.

3. What social stigma does society need to get over?
There’s quite a few, but one of them is the stigma of overweight individuals, and treating them differently (and badly) because of their size.

4. When was the last time you told someone “I told you so.”?
Oh, probably last week. I seem to say that a lot.

5. When was the last time you were snooping, and found something you wish you hadn’t? What did you find?
I don’t snoop a lot – the time I remember most clearly (which wasn’t the last, but it was memorable) is when I was looking through my parent’s nightstand drawers and found condom

Bonus: What small seemingly insignificant thing did your parents or someone else say when you were a child that has stuck with you all this time?
Hmmm…quite honestly, nothing is coming to mind right now.

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Wicked Wednesday: Cemetery

Posted on October 31, 2018 | 2 Comments

By Olli Jalo (Photoclub Saimaan Kameraseura) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I visit the cemetery every few weeks when the moon is full. I hate to go during the day, when so many people are about. At night, after hours, it’s peaceful, and I am alone.

I check carefully around me as I arrive, dressed in black with my hood up to blend in with the night. I look all around and listen, hearing nothing but the wind and the rustle of leaves. Slowly, I push the gate open until the chain stops it, and I slip into the crack to make my way to you.

The trails between the tombstones glow faintly in the cold light of the moon, and they guide my way to where you lie. I find your marker deep inside the cemetery, black marble and imposing. My fingers trace the letters of your name as a tear rolls down my cheek. You were taken from me much too soon, and sometimes I feel I can’t bear the loneliness any more.

I pull back my hood, letting my blonde hair glisten in the moonlight, then I slowly unzip my jacket, revealing my nakedness underneath. As I slip it off and let it fall to the ground, the moonlight makes my skin glow with an unearthly color.

My black shoes slip off easily, and then I undo the button on my jeans and unzip them, then slide them off of my pale hips before I step out, now completely naked. I kneel on the ground on top of your grave, staring at your tombstone and willing you to come to me.

I remember your hands upon me as my hands caress my breasts and pinch my nipples. They are hard, and yearning, and wishing for your touch. A small moan escapes my lips as I slide my hand across my belly and down between my legs. A jolt of electricity makes me shudder as my fingers find my clit and begin to tease it.

The earth is cool on my skin, and I lie back on the ground. Leaves crunch underneath my body as I spread my legs and offer myself to you. With my eyes closed, I imagine my hands are your hands, which have broken free from the earth and caress my willing flesh. The wind is your breath sending shivers up my spine as my fingers thrust inside my wetness. I come quietly, intensely, and my body splays out on the earth as my breathing slows. I know I should dress and go, but I am reluctant to leave you.

I want you back so badly. I think if you ever do come back, it will be a night like this when the moon’s light shines down upon us and wraps us both in a cool embrace.

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TMI Tuesday: On The Road Again

Posted on October 30, 2018 | Leave a comment

1. Tell us about the last road trip you made: When? Where did you go? How long was the overall trip? Did you go alone? Did you have fun?
The last road trip I made was to visit my son at college. It was just a few weeks ago, and I drove into the wilds of South Dakota. The trip was about 4 days long, and I went with my husband. It was fun there, but the drive was loooong.

2. Do you love to travel?
I do love to travel – I don’t travel nearly as much as I’d like to.

3. What’s the best place you’ve been? Do you want to go back?
So far, definitely Costa Rica. It was so beautiful, and I got to see amazing things and meet wonderful people. I would love to go back for a longer stay.

4. Would you travel for sex? Have you traveled more than 50 miles just to have sex?
I would definitely consider it. No, I haven’t ever traveled more than 50 miles to have sex.

5. What sexual act or sex position do you struggle with doing?
Hmmm…I think reverse cowgirl is challenging. It’s harder to get into a good rhythm than regular cowgirl.

Bonus: What are you into but have not told anyone?
Well, that’s not really something I can post, as then I’d have told a lot of people.

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