TMI Tuesday: Not Enough! Too Much!

Corinth Lovis - Morgensonne painting of a woman waking up in bed.

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
For a change, I would rather be the hottest woman in the room.

2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
Most definitely – it’s rare that I’ve ever heard them, but it can be arousing, and I often wonder if they know others can hear them.

3. What are some small things that make your day better?
Someone saying thank you when I do something for them, having a meeting canceled, and doing well on a quiz can all make my day a lot better.

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
Call 911.

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
Ideally, I’m sleeping in, and someone has fed the dogs so they aren’t staring at me waiting for food. Then a hot shower and some rowdy sex.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
It would be nice to go out to dinner, then to see a decent movie, and then a few drinks at the bar before coming home for some rowdy sex.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
Ok, that’s a tough one. I’m not sure that there’s anything I want to achieve that’s really crazy or outrageous. Maybe teach English in Japan or China?

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Wicked Wednesday: Night Out

drawing of a couple - kirchner liebesparr in orange

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Where will we go?
A restaurant first, with wine and dinner
A movie where we can share popcorn
A play at the theater?

Just take me back to your place.

I’d rather spend the night in with you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Tuesday, Tuesday Feels So Good To Me

Poster of Alexander the Crystal Seer - fortune teller

By The original uploader was Ali at English Wikipedia(Original text: Not attributed) (Library of Congress [1]) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, your future, what would you want to know?
I would want to know everything – what I really am, what’s working in my life and what’s not, and what my future would be if I didn’t change anything, and then if I did.
2. What do you value most in your sex life?
I value the freedom to express myself, and to be sexually satisfied and orgasmic.
3. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
I think tragedies are too serious to be joked about. Events like the Holocaust, 9/11, and school shootings for example. I know sometimes humor helps people deal with tragedy, but it just doesn’t seem right for these types of events.
4. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one in which you currently live, where would you move and why?
I would move to Japan. I’ve been learning the language and culture, and I think it would be a fascinating place to live.
5. Are you too nice?
Sometimes I think I am…but not all of the time.
Bonus: Falling in love is painful . (one word only)

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Sad

Painting of a sad woman on the sand by the ocean

By JLPC (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

You see a smile upon my face
And think I’m in a happy place,
But you can’t see what lurks beneath my skin.

Like cancer creeping through my bones
My heart no longer holds its own,
The darkness fills my being from within.

I don’t show pain in public much
For sympathy is such a crutch
And I don’t want to be seen as depressed.

But when I’m in a room alone
Such sadness like I’ve never known
Sweeps over me and will not let me rest.

The sadness that I feel inside
Takes all the joy, casts it aside
And leaves me wallowing in bitter strife.

So I stand on the precipice
And stare into the black abyss
That wants to pull me in and take my life.

You see me now this crumpled shell
And here you thought you knew me well,
My pain apparent now for you to see.

So will you take me in your arms?
Protect me from my own self-harms?
Or let me wallow in this agony?

Can your love make me feel all right
A beacon in the dead of night
Bring me back to the safety of the shore?

Or will you miss my outstretched hand
And leave me collapsed on the sand,
To die alone, unhappy evermore?

 

 

 

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TMI Tuesday: The Life You Want

slice of cheesecake with caramel sauce and 3 spoons

By Morgan (originally posted to Flickr as Cheesecake) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Who was the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?
My first crush was in 4th grade – a boy names Steve. I’m not sure exactly why I liked him – I guess I just thought he was cute. Oh, and he listened to Kiss, so that was a plus.

2. What is the most important material possession you have and why?
Hmmm…that’s a tough one. I guess it would be my phone, as it allows me access to almost everything from almost everywhere.

3. If you were a cake which cake would you be?
I think a decadent caramel cheesecake.

4. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?
Literally? No. Not yet.

5. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
I think most of all, I’d like to have gained the ability to write well – well enough to be putting out best sellers and make a living off of being an author.

Bonus: Do you have a dream you’re pursuing? Tell us about it.
My dream would be to become a best-selling author and spend the days writing from my ocean-view home.

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