TMI Tuesday: Get ‘Er Done

Folio 148v of the Apocalypse of St. Sever (St. Sever Beatus), The horses with heads of lions (Public Domain) via <a href=“https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:ApocalypseStSeverFol148vHorsesWithHeadsOfLions.jpg”>Wikimedia Commons </a>

Folio 148v of the Apocalypse of St. Sever (St. Sever Beatus), The horses with heads of lions (Public Domain) via Wikimedia Commons

1.You have 3 days to live:
a. What will you stop doing?
b. What will you do before your time runs out?
a). I’ll stop putting off all of the things I want to do, and do as many as I can.
b). Make sure everyone I love knows that I love them. Also, maybe rob a bank or something since I won’t make it to trial.

2. “True wealth is the ability to fully experience life.” – Henry David Thoreau
a. Are you truly experiencing life?
b. Are you truly experiencing a full sex life?
a). No, although I’m trying to experience it more.
b). No – there’s a lot that I’m not experiencing that I want to.

3. During sex, what is something that usually distracts you?
It depends. Usually I’m not distracted, but if something odd is on the TV it can pull me out of the moment.

4. Because you are busy, busy, busy you now have been ordered to have scheduled down time of two hours.
a. What time of day do you take your down time?
b. What do you do in your down time?
Oh geez, I wish! Let’s see…
a). I would take my down time between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
b). I would either get a massage or take a nap.

5. Thinking about your sex life:
a. What are the positives?
b. What are the negatives?
a). The positives are that I can orgasm pretty easily, and often.
b). The negatives would be that it’s not often enough or fulfilling enough.

Bonus: In question 5, how can you change the negatives to positives–eliminate them?
Well, obviously, making it more frequent and more satisfying.

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Bubbles

jacuzzi pool

By Matt @ PEK from Taipei, Taiwan (jacuzzi pool) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Bubbles in my bath
Bubbles in my wine
Bubbles everywhere I look
Feeling loose and fine

Join me in my bath
Have a drink with me
Love me in the water
And set my spirit free.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Risk & Judgement

Lucas Cranach the Elder [Public domain The Judgement of Paris via Wikimedia Commons

Lucas Cranach the Elder [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
Hmmm…that’s a tough one. I’d probably do quite a few things differently and be more open about them.

2. Most recently how did you openly express love?
A hug and a kiss would be the most recent.

3. When is the last time you took a sexual risk? What was it?
It’s been a while…I guess it would be when I decided to introduce some BDSM play into my relationship.

4. What sexual acts bring you the most pleasure?
Well, fucking for sure. I love to be penetrated, whether I’m on the bottom, on the top, or on my hands and knees being fucked from behind. Clitoral stimulation brings me a lot of pleasure, as does deepthroating.

5. Is there a belief or attitude that interferes with you creating or pursuing your sexual fantasy?
Yes.

Bonus: Tell us something you need to stop wasting time doing.
Well, that’s an easy one. I need to quit playing Farmville :-)

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Shopping

Souvenir wooden penises in Costa Rica. ©2017 Sammi Lou Thorne

Souvenir wooden penises in Costa Rica. ©2017 Sammi Lou Thorne

Shopping in the US is one of my favorite activities – I can do it from morning until night. Usually this is for clothes, shoes, or furniture, but when I’ve been traveling in the states, I’ve also done shopping for souvenirs. It’s quite different here, though, than in Costa Rica.

I recently came back from 10 amazing days in Costa Rica. One of the fun things we got to do when not exploring was to buy souvenirs. These were regular souvenir shops: no age restrictions. They sold a bit of everything: t-shirts, bags, pipes, mugs, and lots of wooden items. What kind of wooden items, right on the shelf? Coffee cups, shot glasses, models (cars, animals), bowls, penises, keychains, sculptures…yes, yes I did say dicks.

Amongst the rows of bowls, trivets, and vases were two shelves full of wooden penises. They were quite lovely – brown wood and black (the black ones larger), and some had little bowls on the balls for…rings or small items; others had can opener tops, and still other, smaller penises that had keychain fobs attached. All of them either had Costa Rica written in white on the surface or burned into the shaft.

Of the group that I was with, the teens thought it was funny and went off to look at shirts. One woman was horrified, and I didn’t think she could get out of the aisle fast enough. But the other woman I was with and I got the giggles, and we were comparing the sizes and shapes. She picked up one of the bottle openers – it was basically a penis lying on its side with the bottle opener part at the tip. She shook her head, still giggling, and then took it up to the counter, where she asked the clerk (in Spanish, but in English here):

Souvenir wooden penis bottle opener in Costa Rica. ©2017 Sammi Lou Thorne

Souvenir wooden penis bottle opener in Costa Rica. ©2017 Sammi Lou Thorne

“What is this?” waving the wooden penis in her hand.

The clerk nonchalantly replied, “It’s a bottle opener.”

We all laughed, and decided we had to come home with wooden penises, so we bought the bottle openers and the keychains. The clerk wrapped them well in bubble wrap, and they did clear customs and didn’t set off alarm bells in my carry-on. But really, what was a TSA agent going to do? If he asked me what they were, I was going to tell him, truthfully, “bottle openers and key chains.”

I did a lot more shopping in Costa Rica, but that is definitely the most memorable souvenir shopping I’ve ever done.  And the best bottle opener I own.

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TMI Tuesday: Life and Living

Gustav Klimt via Wikimedia Commons

Gustav Klimt [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. If happiness was a currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
I think that writing and sewing would make me a fortune.

2. Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
I’m totally settling for what I’m doing. There are many things I’d rather do, but they don’t pay the bills.

3. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
I would do everything possible, to the fullest extent. Which is really what I should be doing now.

4. Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
I’d say both – I want to do the right things, but also do them right.

5. If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Make yourself happy before trying to make others happy.

Bonus: When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
I’d like to think by then that I will have done more than I’ve said.

 

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