TMI Tuesday: Very Interesting Questions

Eva Gonzalès [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Eva Gonzalès [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
After I roll out of bed, the first thing I do is brush my teeth.

2. What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
The very last thing I do is to check what channel the TV’s on before getting into bed – I change it to what I want to listen to when I fall asleep.

3. Are you a giver or taker?
While I do both, I think I’m more of a giver. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

4. If you had to give yourself a new name, what would it be?
Hmmm…I’ve never really thought about that. I guess it would be something like Skye or Tabitha.

5. A world-famous chef ask you to make dinner, what would you make?
That’s a tough one. I think it would probably be something simple, like a New York strip, medium rare, served with garlic butter. And, to go with it, mushrooms in a red wine sauce. Hmmm…now I’m hungry.

Bonus: What’s the worst advice you ever received?
The worst advice? I’ve had a lot of bad advice over the years. I guess one of the worst would be to never strive for more.

Want to see how others answered? Check out more TMI Tuesday posts by clicking the banner below!

tmi-tuesday-blog-wordpress-button-small

Wicked Wednesday: Meeting

Mihaly Zichy erotic inkwash picture of woman receiving cunnilingus on a desk from a man.

Mihály Zichy [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I hate meetings. Sometimes they’re useful, I suppose, but usually they’re dull, dry affairs. If there’s anything worse than a meeting, it’s a meeting in the early afternoon just after lunch.

Today was one of those days. I’d gone out to lunch with a friend to a Mexican restaurant nearby. I only had iced tea with a splash of lemon to drink, but I’d had a few too many chips and salsa while we were talking, and the chicken enchiladas I’d ordered were gone in no time. I was full and getting sleepy. I wished I was back in my office, where I could keep busy and stay awake, but instead here I was trapped in a meeting that wouldn’t end.

I was tapping my pencil slowly on the table. Tap. Tap. I was bored and trying not to fidget. The conversation on the other end of the table was like a metronome – slow, steady, and monotonous. My eyes drifted to the window, but all I could see was a grey sky filled with clouds.

I leaned back in my chair, pretending to be interested in the discussion going on. My eyes roamed over the people around the table, many as bored as I was, until they finally settled on Aaron. He was new to the company and delicious to look at, with his thick brown hair and rugged face. He usually wore a t-shirt to work, and his biceps bulged wonderfully through the sleeves. His jeans were tight in all the right places, and I’d often think that I wanted to get to know him better.

I closed my eyes, imagining that the meeting was over, and Aaron and I were the last to leave. I was taking my time gathering up my papers, and I felt him stop behind me. He placed his hands on my shoulders, and his fingers started gently kneading them. It felt good, and I leaned back, letting his strong fingers work their magic. His hands worked their way lower, cupping my breasts through my blouse, and my nipples hardened under his touch.

He spun my chair around and bent to kiss my lips, our tongues seeking. I could feel myself grow wet as his lips kissed my cheek and then my ear, his hand slipping down under my skirt. He pulled my panties to the side, and the jolt was electric as his finger began to rub my clit. His lips found mine again, and we kissed hungrily.

Aaron pulled back and knelt before me. I scooted to the edge of the chair, pulling my skirt up as he slipped off my panties. As his warm tongue touched my clit I gasped, and I couldn’t stop moaning as his tongue flicked up and down my clit and his fingers slipped inside me. I ground my hips against him, my fingers pulling on his hair. His fingers moved faster, and he began to suck on my clit, causing me to gasp. I was close to cumming, and my teeth clenched as I felt myself contract.  He went faster, and my juices flowed over his fingers as I came.

My eyes were closed, and as I struggled to catch my breath Aaron kissed the insides of my thighs. I ran my fingers through his hair, wishing we could go on forever.

My pencil fell from my fingers and I started awake. I bent down and retrieved it off the floor, and then composed myself and looked around the table. No eyes were on me, and the discussion was still continuing. I couldn’t believe I’d dozed off for such a short time – it had seemed so real. I looked around the table again, and this time my eyes met Aaron’s. He smiled at me, and I felt myself grow wet again. I hoped I could invite him back to my office later to see where that smile led.

Check out the other Wicked Wednesday posts!
Wicked Wednesday... a place to be wickedly sexy or sexily wicked

TMI Tuesday: Dates, Mates, & Relationships

By dronepicr (Hawaii Maui Makena Big Beach) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By dronepicr (Hawaii Maui Makena Big Beach) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Which of these are you most often guilty of in a relationship:
a. jealousy?
b. not apologizing?
c. not keeping your word?
d. guilt trips?
Most often, probably b.  I sometimes apologize for things I shouldn’t, and don’t apologize for things I should.

2. Which of the following behaviors would annoy you most in a partner.?
a. fishing for compliments by verbalizing self-doubt?
b. passive-aggressive behavior?
c. usually forgets important dates i.e., birthday, anniversary?
d. making you feel guilty when spending time with friends?
Oh, b) – passive-aggressive behavior is the worst.

3. Consider you are looking for a mate, rank these traits in order of importance, with 1 being most important, and 7 being least important.?
__4_ Kindness
__1_ Honesty
__2_ Ambitious
__5_ Confidence
__3_ Reliable
__7_ Assertive
__6_ Sense of Humor

4. Score! You exchanged numbers with a hottie. Now you: (pick one)?
a. Wait for a week, see if that person calls you first.?
b. Call the next day if not sooner.?
c. Call and text incessantly. Let them know they’ve made an impression.?
d. You’d never call. What if you get rejected?
Hmmm… I would probably go for b) call the next day if not sooner.

5. How did you handle your last relationship break up??
a. You’ve never been in a relationship before. The timing’s never been right.?
b. You went out and got drunk every night, until you forgot everything.?
c. You went out on a massive amount of date, even with people you knew you had no interest, making sure to date a new face every night.?
d. You felt bad and cried, but bounced back in a couple of days.
It’s been too long to remember, but it was probably d).

Bonus: Would you take a holiday all by yourself, at the ‘spur of the moment’? Why or Why not? Where would you go?
Yes, definitely.  Sometimes you just need to get away, and if the timing and price were right, I’d do it. I’d probably go to Hawaii or Las Vegas.

 

Want to see how others answered? Check out more TMI Tuesday posts by clicking the banner below!

tmi-tuesday-blog-wordpress-button-small

Wicked Wednesday: One Man

By Iampartha (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Iampartha (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

One man stands alone
on a hill,
standing still,
and his will
is as firm as a rod.

He stands and he waits
for the call,
held in thrall,
till nightfall
when he’ll drop the facade.

When night finally comes,
and the light
turns to night,
there’s no fright
that he feels in his soul.

Is it love that he feels,
or instead
maybe dread
in his head
as he tries this new role.

The wind picks up now,
and it blows
through his clothes
and he knows
things will turn out all right.

He is strong and alive,
he knows love
from above
it’s behove
and his heart is not tight.

He knows that below
she awaits
by the gates,
love creates
solace in his mind now.

For she waits
just for him,
not a whim
on the limb
and his thoughts will allow.

As the sun rises
low in the sky,
he knows why
time’s gone by
and he must make amends.

For if he does not
she will flee
then be free
he will see
that they cannot be friends.

One man stands alone
then he turns
stomach churns
and he learns
what she means to his heart.

And together they stand
they are strong
it’s not wrong
much too long
no more keeping apart.

 

 

Check out the other Wicked Wednesday posts!
Wicked Wednesday... a place to be wickedly sexy or sexily wicked

TMI Tuesday: Keep Calm and Answer Questions

1. For which one of the following do you need increased privacy:
a. Online interaction such as internet search and website interaction?
b. Sex?
c. Drinking or taking drugs (including marijuana use)?
d. Work
Hmmm…I’ll say b. Sex. I think you always need more privacy with kids in the house.

2. What decade in life were you most happiest with your sex life? Why? For example: teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, etc.
Probably my 30s. I think that’s when I was the most adventurous and tried more new things than any other time.

3. What is the sexiest TV show you have watched in the last year? Why is it sexy to you?
It has to be True Blood. I rewatch this series from time to time and watched it again from the beginning last year.  The vampires (and yes, I mean Eric) are so hot, and so are Jason, and Alcide…the list just goes on and on.

4. What sex scene, from a movie, would you like to recreate?
Most of the sex scenes in the movies I watch are in horror movies (go figure). But I always thought the scene at the beginning of the Hunger, with Susan Sarandon, Catherine Deneuve, and David Bowie in bed, would be an awesome one to recreate.

5. Your sex life is to become a reality series. Which of the following titles best fits:?
a. “Too Big To Fail”?
b. “Years of Solitude”?
c. “A Visual Guide for the Perplexed”?
d. “Yes please, Any Time and Anywhere”
Oh, d. for sure.

Bonus: The Late Phoenix would like to know your family’s secret recipes because he is hungry and thirsty all the time. Please share.
Ha – well, if I told you, they wouldn’t be secret recipes any more, now would they? But I will give you a good recipe for prune pierogies:
For the filling:  

  • 30 pitted prunes
  • 1 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 tsp lemon juice

For the dough:

  • 3 cups flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • boiling and cold water

Add prunes, sugar, and lemon juice to a pan filled with water and bring to a boil. Cover and turn off the heat, resting for 15 minutes. Drain and set aside.

Combine flower and salt in a bowl with 3/4 cup of boiling water, mixing together.  Let rest for 10 minutes.  Add 1/4 cup of cold water and mix, then cover and let rest for 10 minutes.  Knead the dough until it’s smooth.  Roll out the dough to 1/8” on a floured surface. Cut circles out of the dough with a cookie cutter and place on waxed paper until ready to fill.

Drop  a prune into each center and pinch the edges closed (forming a 1/2 circle). Crimp with a fork on both sides for a decorative touch . Boil for about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the pierogies float. Strain, rinse, and serve with the topping of your choice. Enjoy!

Want to see how others answered? Check out more TMI Tuesday posts by clicking the banner below!

tmi-tuesday-blog-wordpress-button-small