TMI Tuesday: Create A Story

Emil Orlík [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I’d fuck Albert Einstein for his mind. I imagine we’d be sitting on the sofa, when he’d get an idea and his eyes would light up. He’d whisper sweet formulas in my ear, making me wet, and then he’d chase me down the hall and into the kitchen, both of us laughing and horny. With a mischievous twinkle in his eye, he’d grab the eggbeater and some olive oil and motion me to follow him. He wouldn’t be dragging me kicking and screaming – I’d be passionately curious to see what he was up to! We’d head to the bedroom, where I’d grab eight towels out of the closet to cover the bed. I’d marvel at his creativity and his tongue’s dexterity before we fucked each other silly, our bodies covered with oil, while the rain fell heavily outside. Lightning would light up our lovemaking, and the rolling thunder would sound like applause. As we came together, I’d finally understand how our mass and energy was related, and as I screamed he’d yell out “E = mc2!!” before we’d collapse in each other’s arms.

Relativity, indeed.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Memory Lane

Artwork depicting a woman having anal sex with a man.

Édouard-Henri Avril [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I sometimes like to reminisce of what’s gone on before,
To think back on the good and not the bad.
But always looking backwards doesn’t do me any good,
I can’t change what I have and haven’t had.

I’d rather start anew with you, with nothing on our slate
And write our story fresh and unrestrained.
We could begin at any point and journey to the end,
Our words criss-crossing, never feeling strained.

I don’t think that our time is short but we must make a play
Leave fear behind and grasp what could be ours.
Sometimes my love for you hurts so much I cry out in pain
I want to feel the comfort of your arms.

I want to fuck you senseless and see deep into your soul,
And show you that there’s nothing left to hide,
To give myself to you without reserve or second thoughts,
I want to feel you naked at my side.

We can create a memory to last ’til our last breaths,
One that we strengthen each and every day.
I could not love you more and want to spend my time with you,
There’s nothing more that I can do or say.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Let’s Do This Thing

Illustration des Diaboliques de Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly (1808-1889)

Félicien Rops [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What do you think about when you’re alone in your car?
Oh, all kinds of things, really. But most often I am singing to something on the radio.

2. What advice do you have for your previous lover?
Hmmm…I guess slow down and really listen.

3. What  inspires you?
A lot of things inspire me. Seeing acts of kindness and love do the most, I think.

4. If you were to get rid of one person in your life, who would it be and why?
There’s no one who’s heavily in my life that I would want to get rid of – all of them are vitally important to me.

5. How do you cope when your level of sexual desire doesn’t match your partners?
Did I ever mention I used to review sex toys, and I have quite the collection for when my desire is in overdrive? Masturbation is a great way to cope.

Bonus:  Are you single, why? Are you married, why?
I’m married – why not? Marriage can be a very good thing.

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Wicked Wednesday: Mirror

Painting of the broken mirror by Jean Baptiste Greuze

Jean-Baptiste Greuze [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I see myself in mirrors all day long…
in my car I catch my eye when looking back…
the hand mirror reflects harshly, critically, sparing me nothing…
not as forgiving as the mirrors in my home, gentler in the soft light.

In my eyes I see pain,
and I stare deeper,
nearly falling into the blackness
until I see a spark of hope and love.

If I could I’d break the mirrors
and shatter my reflection
and rely on what I know, not what I see
reflected in me.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Look Inside

Work by Onlysilence

By Onlysilence (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How much time do you spend taking care of your significant other:
a. More than taking care of myself, more than 60% of my time.
b. About 50% of my time.
c. 10% to 49% … I have kids!
d. Not really any time at all, definitely less than 10% of my time.
Hmmm…I think that’s easily c).

2. How do you sleep at night?
a. With the whole bed to my myself…yaay!
b. I stay on my own side, someone else on other side.
c. We snuggle–start that way or end up that way.
d. We do not sleep together.
b). Although sometimes I don’t quite get my whole side.

3. What happens when you or your significant other gets home from work?
a. Stop what you are doing to greet and hug each other
b. Engage in conversation about the day
c. No specific acknowledgement of each other, no specific welcoming gesture but go about a household routine
d. Ignore each other
Usually a combination of a) and b).

4. How many things about yourself would you change? Share 3 things and tell us why.
That’s a tough one. I would change my height – I’d love to be taller than I am. I’d change my weight/bone structure to be smaller and thinner. And I think lastly I’d change my willpower, so I could stick to what I want to do.

Bonus: How many things would you change about a current significant other.
Hmmm…there are just two that come to mind.

 

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