TMI Tuesday: Anecdotes

Complete each sentence with an anecdote of sexual adventure or misadventure:

1. The first time I . . . bought a vibrator, I ordered it from a print catalog (does anyone remember doing that?) . I was rather mortified, but excited when it came. It was a hard plastic purple one that took 2 C batteries, and I had an amazing orgasm with it in my dorm room. I think all of my neighbors would agree that it was one amazing orgasm, too.

2. The last time I . . . had phone sex, it was amazing – much better than I expected it to be.

3. The only time I . . . had sex by a lake, it was in a little cave that was relatively inaccessible – and there was plenty of warning if anyone happened by. It was fun, but the rocks were probably the most uncomfortable surface I’ve ever been fucked on – my back ached for days.

4. My best . . . time in Las Vegas was in a penthouse suite in the Bellagio. I had brought a lot of sexy new lingerie, and more toys and bondage gear than I thought I knew what to do with…but really, I did know what to do with it. Fucking overlooking the strip was truly memorable.

5. My worst . . .experience with bondage was when my husband and I were playing around, and we had the Hitachi wand set up like a Sybian, in it’s own special little mount. The orgasm was incredible, but I for some reason it gave me a splitting headace – it felt like my head was going to explode, and we had to stop because the headache was so intense.

BONUS: Everyone, no matter how much experienced, still has some unfulfilled desires. What is at the top of your yet-to-do list?
Hmmm…I think at the top of my list is to have sex on a cruise ship.

 

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One Response to TMI Tuesday: Anecdotes

  1. 1. Ha! Great memory.
    2. Niiiice!
    3. Ooooh sexy and adventurous.
    4. You certainly have hot, sexy fun. I have never been to Vegas.
    5. Ohhh…ooohh. Umm. Not fun. I get horrible migraines and they just take me down hard. (Sybian…thanks for bringing up my memories).

    Ship Ahoy! I’m looking forward to your sex at sea tale.

    -H

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