TMI Tuesday: May

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1. May 9 – Today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. How many single socks do you have because the mate got lost?
I have a whole drawer full. Occasionally, I’ll go through the drawer and make matches, but there are some that are alone – I think the drier monster ate them. These I’ll often use for dustrags – I just slip one over my hand,and it makes an easy, disposable cleaner.

2. This month is National Bike Month (in the USA), do you own a bike? When is the last time your rode your bike?
I do own a bike – two, in fact. One is stationary and in front of my TV, and I ride it several times a week. The other is a pink and black Schwinn that I ride when the weather’s nice. It’s been a few months since I rode it, but now that the weather’s turning, I’ll probably start riding it more.

3. Of course we all know it is Masturbation Month. How are you celebrating?
By masturbating, of course! So far I’ve masturbated every day this month, and although there’s a lot more days left in May, I’m going to try and keep it going every day.

4. As a kid, many of us would think or say, “I don’t ever want to be like my mom (or dad)!” Now that you are grown, which parent do you think you are most like?
Hmmm…in some ways I’m like my Dad – good with the kids, and creative. But in other ways I’m more like my Mom, which is both good and distressing.

5. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I would have liked my parents to be a bit more permissive. It was rough growing up once I got to junior high and high school, as I wasn’t allowed to go out and do much. Emphasis on the word allowed – I went out and did things anyway, but it would have been better, and safer, if they had let me do things.

Bonus: A lot of people do sexting. Do you ever have sexy talk with a real phone call? Do you rehearse what you are going to say or do it freestyle?
I do – it’s much more of a turn-on then sexting, although sexting can be very, very hot. I never rehearse anything – it’s whatever it is at the time. I can’t imagine rehearsing, honestly!

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