1. Look at your computer desktop.
a. How many icons are on your desktop?
Only 94…
b. What 5 icons are you ready to remove immediately because you never use them?
There’s easily 5 screenshots that I can remove right now – probably a lot more than that.
c. Any sexy pic folders or porn clippings folders on that desktop?
Of course!
2. Look at your smart phone or tablet.
a. Do you have one home page or does it scroll to several other pages? How many pages?
I have several pages – 13 to be exact.
b. How many barely used widgets/icons/apps are you willing to remove from the home page(s) right now?
None that I’m willing to completely remove, but I did drag a few on top of each other and clean up the apps just hanging around.
c. What are the names of the apps you are removing?
I “removed” Spherik”, “PvZ”, “Retro Pinball”, and “PvZ 2”
3. Okay sexy peeps we know you have sexy pics and vids on your computer. Are the items organized??
a. In their own directory with special file folder titles?
b. In a special file mixed in with regular documents and such?
c. Secure on a separate drive (i.e., flash/thumb drive)?
d. I pop in a VHS tape to watch porn
Both a) and c). A lot of my pictures and videos are stored in their own directory, but I’ve also got a separate drive of porn that I hook up. I will admit to a box or two of old VHS porn lying around…
4. If you were to really get organized with your desktop and home screens, which of these methods would you prefer: Organize by
a. Verb based folders (Look up, Listen, Share, Photograph, Navigate)?
b. Color code the icons?
c. Alphabetize the icons?
d. Frequency of app use?
Hmmm…this is surprisingly tough. I’m not sure that verb based folders would sort things out enough. I would probably go with either b) and color code them by multiple groups (games, surfing, etc) or c), because alphabetizing always makes things easier.
5. Tell us 5 apps you cannot live without.
Facebook, Jisho, Safari, Mail, Phone.
Bonus: How many people have seen your sex tape/video?
Just one.
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