TMI Tuesday: On a Wednesday (Somewhere)!

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2. You are being auctioned off. What is your unique selling point?
Hmmm….this is a tough one. I guess my unique selling point would be that I mishear song lyrics to an extreme, and have some wickedly funny ones that kind of make sense.

3. On a scale of 1-5 how many stars did your mom or dad give your current significant other or your favorite, longest lasting love? (1 is bad, 5 is great)
I think initially they gave him a 3, but then it quickly progressed to a 5.

4. Most of the meals I eat are:?
a. Cooked in a microwave?
b. Cooked in the oven/stove?
c. Made by someone else
Although I have a fair amount cooked in the microwave, I’d say most of them are b) cooked in the oven/stove.

5. When work and life stress me out, nothing relieves the tension like _lifting weights. I learned this years ago, and it’s such an amazing way to work out tension, hostility and stress_.

Bonus (create your own): What’s the worst misunderstood song lyric you’ve ever been guilty of singing?
The one my friends think is the funniest is from the song “Zoot Suit Riot” by the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies. I always thought the lyrics were: “Who’s that whispering in the tree? It’s two satyrs and they’re horny.”

The one I always thought was the best was from The Who: “M&M’s Fuck”

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