What do vibrators and Festivus have in common?
They are both the subject of this week’s TMI Tuesday.
1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?
Hmmm…I’m terrible at coming up with tee-shirt slogans, honestly. I suppose it would be “Do NOT read the Latin!”. That one amuses me (it’s from Cabin in the Woods), and as any horror-lovers out there know, it’s so, so true. Of course, if nobody read the Latin, movies like Evil Dead would be kinda lame…
2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?
I’d be high. Definitely high.
3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb
Oh, no question about it – although there’s something to be said for big, rugged, and pulsating, I’d definitely be d. While there are some vibrators I have that are better on low (more rumbly and all), I like to feel it on crazy, toe-curling speed. Power, baby!
4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss
Oh sure! I suppose I’d give up b. I could never give up giving or receiving oral sex (I mean, seriously?), and I love when my partner plays with and sucks my nipples. Also, there’s something about a good French kiss, especially when being fucked, that is just amazing. So, I’d have to give up spanking…although, if I only had to give up giving spankings, that wouldn’t be a hard decision at all as I rarely give them.
5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.
Tied up, spread, fucked to screaming orgasm multiple times.
Bonus: ‘Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to “Air your grievances.” We don’t have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don’t know about Festivus? click here to learn more)
Ok, I did have to look this up (no, I am not a big Seinfeld fan, except for that wonderful Junior Mint/Dolores episode), and I’m game. I don’t really have a lot of grievances, but I do have 2, both TV related.
First of all, how could True Blood only run 10 episodes this season? It rushed too much, and really needed those extra 2 episodes to flesh it out. And by God, Eric better have survived the sun!
My other grievance was the ending of Dexter. Seriously? After 8 years, getting to know and love (and sometimes hate) the characters, I would have been quite satisfied with a happy ending. I did not want to watch the last 2 episodes with a steadily growing pile of Kleenex on the floor by me, bawling. And the very end? Completely, totally sucked. It’s been a rare finale where I’ve actually said, “You son-of-a-bitch”, but this was it.
Off of my grievance box now – and happy Festivus!