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Wow – this is a tough one! I think I’d pick Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. It would be pretty fun to live at Hogwart’s for five days!
2. Who is starring in the movie of your life?
It would have to be Angelina Jolie. She’s one of my favorite actresses, and I think she could pull it off.
3. What is your favorite curse word?
This will come as no surprise to anyone: fuck. Fuck is so versatile, and it’s just one of those words I love to say.
4. What word or phrase do you say most often during sex?
The phrase I say…er, scream… most often, is “Oh, God!” A close runner-up, though, is “Fuck me!”.
5. What word or phrase are you tired of hearing during sex?
I don’t think there’s any phrase I’m tired of my partner saying, although I am tired of hearing the occasional “Mom?” from behind the door when we’ve disturbed the kiddos.
6. What word or phrase do you like to hear during sex?
I like hearing “I love fucking you.” I find it rather sweet.
Bonus: Which sex profession would you attempt? You must pick one. Tell us why you made that choice.
a. porn movie actor
b. phone sex operator
c. escort/call-girl/giggolo
d. prostitute
e. stripper
Of these, I think I’d go with b. I’ve been told that I have a pretty sexy voice, and I love to talk during sex, so I think I’d be able to make a living having sex on the phone. I have no doubt I could get someone off by getting of myself. My second choice would be a – I’ve had sex on camera before, although it’s not something I’ve shown a lot of people, and I think it would be a fun way to live out some fantasies.
