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TMI Tuesday: Oohs and Aahs

Dani_vr from A Coruña, España [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Do you express your sexual pleasure with moans, groans, sighs, and other noises (provided that you are actually turned on)?
a. Yes, each time I have sex (90-100% of the time).
b. Yes, on most occasions (70-89% of the time).
c. Yes, on some occasions (40-69% of the time).
d. Yes, on a few occasions (less than 40% of the time).
e. No. Never, not even when I am really turned on.
If I’m turned on, I like to make noise. So, definitely a.

2. How comfortable are you with sex in bright light or daylight? Pick one.
a. Completely comfortable
b. Fairly comfortable
c. Somewhat comfortable/uncomfortable, depends on the partner.
d. Completely uncomfortable. I like to do it in the dark.
Definitely a. Although I don’t mind having sex in the dark, there are times I want to see what I’m doing, and I’m not self-conscious about my body or about sex.

3. Is this statement True or False for you? Explain.
I would like to talk dirty with my partner, but I don’t dare for fear of being judged or ridiculed.
That’s false for me. I like to talk dirty, and I’ve never felt judged or ridiculed when I do. I think talking dirty can really make things hot.

4. Have you ever done a striptease for a lover (impromptu or planned)? Did you enjoy it?
I have done it many times. I don’t think I’ve ever not enjoyed it.

5. How do you feel about giving anal sex (penetration with penis, finger or sex toys)? Pick one.
a. I enjoy it.
b. I’m okay with it.
c. I don’t really enjoy it.
d. I don’t enjoy it at all.
e. I have never given anal sex.
f. I have never given anal sex, but would like to start.
About giving anal sex? That’s e. I like to receive it, but I’ve never wanted to give it, and I’ve never been with anyone who wanted me to.

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Wicked Wednesday: Celibacy

Egon Schiele [Public domain]

I could not live a life where I maintained celibacy,
For never having sex does not excite or fulfill me.
I’d rather fuck all day and night than be alone in bed.
I think if I were celibate, it would mess up my head.

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TMI Tuesday: Whole Lotta Love

See page for author [CC BY 4.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What makes you feel unloved?
When I’m not listened to. That makes me feel uninteresting and sad.

2. What is the one act that a person can do that makes you feel loved?
Holding me in their arms, so I can feel that they never want to let me go.

3. What kind of music do you find romantic?
I actually find metal and jazz romantic. That probably seems like a strange combination, but they both can really set the mood.

4. What do you find utterly unromantic?
Country music. It’s even worse than rap – it sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to scream.

5. What thing did you find out about your significant other that you decided to look past and go for a relationship?
Definitely the snoring. It’s hard to look past, but there are ways around it.

Bonus: In your life, is romance dead?
It’s not dead, but it could use a little nudge.

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Wicked Wednesday: Explore

Tudor from Guelph, Ontario, Canada [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I want to explore all of you
From your lips
To your toes
My hands all over your body
Your cock hard at my touch
My mouth covering you with kisses
As our hearts beat together
and our souls join.

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TMI Tuesday: Sex, Cereal, and Ants!

Evan-Amos [Public domain], from Wikimedia Commons

1. What was your favorite part of yesterday?
That nothing else broke! In the past week, my refrigerator decided it didn’t want to work (the compressor went out), my garage door broke and needed repair, and then my bathroom flooded and I had to call a plumber (at double-time rates as it was Saturday). Yesterday was heaven.

2. If you could make your own porn movie, what would you call it? Would you write it, direct and/or star in the movie?
I can’t think of any great titles tonight – maybe something like “House of Screams” or “A Noisy Place”, featuring women who cum loudly. I would probably write and direct it – I’m not sure if I’d star in it, but maybe.

3. What do you like the least about sex?
I dislike the cleanup afterwards, especially if we’re using a lot of toys.

4. So, now what are you planning to do?
Well, right now I’m vegging out to a show called The BodyGuard, and I’m going to ride my bike for a half hour shortly.

5. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?
You know, it’s been ages since I ate cereal. I’ll go with Count Chocula cereal – because it’s good and it’s chocolatey, and you can’t really ask more than that from a cereal.

Bonus: If you could shrink down to ant-sized, what would you do?
Well, now that I’m thinking about cereal, it would be kind of fun to go swimming in a bowl of milk, with just a few round pieces of cereal to use as inner-tube floats. It’d probably also be fun to play in Legoland, as everything would be just about the right size.

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