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Wicked Wednesday: Million Dollars

If suddenly I had a million dollars in the bank,
I think at first I’d squeal loudly – then I think I’d faint.
I’d want to cash it out as bills and toss it on the bed,
And roll around quite naked with Ben Franklin at my head.

So would you like to fuck me hard while rolling in the dough?
Or have me ride you rough while putting bills on your torso?
I’d want to be fucked doggy-style and ridden to collapse,
And then I’d ride you hard again, and then again perhaps.

I’d take the money back and store it in my bank account,
I think most of my troubles I’d be able to surmount.
We’d have enough to do whatever we wanted to do,
But it really wouldn’t matter as long as I was with you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Lovers Guide

Painting of Selene and Endymion

Andrey Ivanovich Ivanov [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Write your 3 sexual commandments and share them here at TMI Tuesday.
1. We will have foreplay – lots of foreplay.
2. We will both come – ideally together, but it’s okay if we don’t.
3. Cuddling is expected – don’t jump right up for a towel.

2. Tell us your 3 D’s of relationship destruction.
1. Dirty sheets. Regardless of how dirty we’ll make them while we’re fucking, they should be clean to start with.
2. Deviousness. I much prefer honesty and truthfulness.
3. Dry sex. Seriously, lube is sometimes a necessity – don’t be afraid to use it!

3. WikiHow lists several steps to seduce someone https://m.wikihow.com/Seduce-Someone-Using-Only-Your-Eyes. What are your top 3 moves of seduction?
1. Making eye contact with a smile, and then sucking on a finger.
2. Engaging in conversation and drawing out the person.
3. Light touches on the hands while making eye contact.

Really, eye contact is important when trying to seduce someone.

4. What is your sexual healing?
I think understanding that my body and mind need to engage in sexual activity, whether alone or not, and that it’s a process that brings about euphoria and release.

5. Would you attend a class that taught you how to have an orgasm?
Sure – why not?

Bonus: In which areas of your life are you overly confident?
I’m not sure I’m overly confident about much – maybe my ability to stay sane when my life is in chaos?

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Travel

stewardess on a plane

By clipperarctic (Stewardess 707) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Would you like to take a trip with me?

Our destination pleasure.

Flying into arousal
We’ll join the Mile High Club
before we land.

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TMI Tuesday: Not Enough! Too Much!

Corinth Lovis - Morgensonne painting of a woman waking up in bed.

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
For a change, I would rather be the hottest woman in the room.

2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
Most definitely – it’s rare that I’ve ever heard them, but it can be arousing, and I often wonder if they know others can hear them.

3. What are some small things that make your day better?
Someone saying thank you when I do something for them, having a meeting canceled, and doing well on a quiz can all make my day a lot better.

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
Call 911.

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
Ideally, I’m sleeping in, and someone has fed the dogs so they aren’t staring at me waiting for food. Then a hot shower and some rowdy sex.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
It would be nice to go out to dinner, then to see a decent movie, and then a few drinks at the bar before coming home for some rowdy sex.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
Ok, that’s a tough one. I’m not sure that there’s anything I want to achieve that’s really crazy or outrageous. Maybe teach English in Japan or China?

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Wicked Wednesday: Night Out

drawing of a couple - kirchner liebesparr in orange

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Where will we go?
A restaurant first, with wine and dinner
A movie where we can share popcorn
A play at the theater?

Just take me back to your place.

I’d rather spend the night in with you.

 

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