TMI Tuesday: Not Enough! Too Much!

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
For a change, I would rather be the hottest woman in the room.

2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
Most definitely – it’s rare that I’ve ever heard them, but it can be arousing, and I often wonder if they know others can hear them.

3. What are some small things that make your day better?
Someone saying thank you when I do something for them, having a meeting canceled, and doing well on a quiz can all make my day a lot better.

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
Call 911.

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
Ideally, I’m sleeping in, and someone has fed the dogs so they aren’t staring at me waiting for food. Then a hot shower and some rowdy sex.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
It would be nice to go out to dinner, then to see a decent movie, and then a few drinks at the bar before coming home for some rowdy sex.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
Ok, that’s a tough one. I’m not sure that there’s anything I want to achieve that’s really crazy or outrageous. Maybe teach English in Japan or China?

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