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I Made a Video!

Posted on September 25, 2009 | 6 comments

A video review, that is. It’s for EdenFantasys, and it’s the first one I ever did. I was lucky to be chosen to participate, and it was a lot of fun!

I chose the NaughtiNano from OhMiBod, which got 4 out of 5 stars from me.

The Naughti Nano is a blast to use. Simply set up your play list, plug it in, and rock out to your favorite music while the vibrator pulses along. It works with almost any music genre, although some music lends itself better to the vibration than others. This toy can also be used with an alternative base (included) if you don’t want to listen to music while you play.

Want to make your iPod just a little bit naughty? The Naughti Nano from OhMiBod is a fun take on a standard vibrator. Not only does it work as a traditional vibe, it can be hooked to an iPod, iPhone, or other mp3 player to create unique vibration patterns to the beat of music. It’s actually designed for optimal performance with Apple products.

If you don’t have any kind of portable mp3 player, the Naughti Nano can be used with any CD player, computer, or other device that has an audio out option (small jack) for headphones.While the instructions also mention that you can hook this up to an electric guitar (and I would have loved to try this – imagine, an impetus to practice more), unfortunately my guitar, and I suspect many electric guitars, will have a jack that is too large for the Naughti Nano.

This vibrator can be used to stimulate the clitoris or vagina, although since it doesn’t have a flared base it shouldn’t be used for anal play.

The Naughti Nano is made of plastic, with a soft velvety feel. There is no noticeable seam, and the whole toy is smooth, with no texturing. The Naughti Nano has no taste or smell right out of the box.The Naughti Nano comes in four colors: blueberry, green, magenta, and black. I chose the blueberry, which is a robin’s egg blue color. The color choices allow you to coordinate your Naughti Nano with your iPod, if you so desire.

I like the design of the Naughti Nano. It’s 6 1/4″ long, with 4” insertable. Its diameter is only 1”, so it’s not too large, and it’s rippled design makes insertion a breeze with just a little lubricant. The Naughti Nano has no give to it – it’s a very firm vibrator. I especially like how it comes with two bases: one for vibrating to music, and the other for when you want standard vibrator functions.The Naughti Nano isn’t the most discreet toy – it’s obviously a vibrator – but it’s easy to hide away in its storage bag. The bag is large enough to store everything together except your iPod. The iPod shuffle, however, will fit in the bag just fine.

Use With An iPod
The Naughti Nano is a lot of fun when used with an iPod. There are certain things to keep in mind:

– The vibrations are driven by the volume of the music. The lower the volume, the lower the vibrations. If the volume is too high, the Naughti Nano won’t pulse to the music but will run at a steady thrum. The best range is between 75% and 80% of maximum volume.

– The vibrations are driven by the music genre. I tested this with a variety of music, and it worked the best with music that had a lot of treble and bass. Classical and opera were the most inconsistent, although I found several songs that delivered the vibrations. If you like metal, alternative, rock, pop, rap, or country, it works great! Even disco or classic rock was not a problem.- Pauses in the music create pauses in the vibrations. That’s probably obvious, but if you find you’re getting close you don’t want to have the vibrations suddenly shut off. It’s best to create a playlist and use songs that aren’t soft in the beginning for maximum enjoyment. Longer songs are also better to get rid of pauses. If you aren’t sure what to put in your playlist, the OhMiBod site has a Club Vibe section where people have posted playlists specifically to use with the OhMiBod products. The site includes iMixes which are linked into iTunes.

Use Without an External Vibration Source
To use the Naughti Nano without a music player, simply change the base. The standard base has two buttons: a circle and a triangle. The triangle button turns it on and changes the modes, while the circular button turns it off.

The 7 modes are:
– Low & steady vibration
– Medium & steady vibration
– High and steady vibration
– Fast pulse
– 5 rev cycle that repeats
– rev up with pulses & steady before starting over
– rev up with pulses then rev down

Whether hooked to your iPod or not, the Naughti Nano is about as loud as a cell phone on vibrate. You won’t notice if you have your ear buds in, though!

Unfortunately, the Naughti Nano uses N2 batteries, although it does come with 6 of them in the package. The batteries have average life – I didn’t notice much of a slowdown after 45 minutes of use.

The Naughti Nano is not waterproof, so don’t take it in the shower or bath regardless of which base you’re using.

The Naughti Nano is easy to take care of. It’s made of plastic, and is phthalates-free. It can be cleaned by washing it with soap and water, or wiping it down with isopropyl alcohol.Water-based, oil, and silicone lubricants are all safe to use with this toy.

The Naughti Nano comes in a white box with pictures of all 4 toy colors in a pattern on the front. It reminds me somewhat of the iPod Nano packaging. The Naughti is presented in an actual size picture on the side of the box.Inside the box are the Naughti Nano, a pink velour drawstring storage bag with the OhMiBod logo, 6 N2 batteries, both bases, and the 3 foot splitter jack and cord.

There is also a manual with tips and usage instructions.

The packaging states not to use rechargeable batteries. I didn’t know they made rechargeable N2 batteries!The Naughti Nano comes with a one year warranty against defects.

I really wanted to try this out with my guitar, but jacks are too large to even consider this. I even thought I could plug it into my amp, but again, it wouldn’t fit. It worked well with all of my iPods, though, and that is how I’ll mainly be using it.

This was one vibrator I had been dying to try. I set up my playlists with a wide variety of music, trying to cover all genres, and found that almost everything worked. Classical was the trickiest, but heavier classical pieces were fun.I tried this with songs from Metallica, Marilyn Manson, the Bee Gees, Carl Orff, Bob Seger, They Might Be Giants, Black Flag, Judas Priest, and many others. I even tried a version of “Jingle Bells”, which was fun.

Long pauses between songs were not fun, but I revamped my playlists to have a one second pause, and that worked great.

I really think this is a great concept, and while I would have preferred this to be a g-spot vibrator, it certainly got me in the mood. I tried it as well with a clitoral vibrator, and it was absolutely fantastic.

This product was provided to me free of charge by EdenFantasys in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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Peni-Pan Fun!

Posted on September 5, 2009 | 2 comments

Last week I got this great cake pan to review.  It’s the Peni-cake Pan from Cal Exotics.  This thing rocks!  My review follows, but I wanted to share some of the cool treats I made this week.

First, I made Jello.

The green one is Lime with some Schnapps added for a Jello shooter.  The fleshy colored one is peach Jello with a bit of cream.  Some whipped cream completed the desserts.

Next, I baked a cake.
Well, actually, 3 cakes.  A standard cake mix makes enough batter for three.

These were fun to decorate!

I made a blue one:
A purple one:
And a “realistic” one just to show what it would look like.
Here’s all 3 together:
This was fun!  The cake pan is versatile, and great for baking “gag” gifts!

And now for the review:

The Peni-cake pan is great for those times you need a penis-shaped dessert. It is lightweight and cleans easily. The pan is versatile and can be used to mold Jello, cake, or any other mold-able food into a work of penis art.
Need to bring a dish to that bachelorette party? Want to make your guests laugh with a naughty dessert? Just want to make something fun? The Peni-Cake Pan from Cal Exotics is for you! This baking pan will mold an over-sized penis out of the food of your choice for a unique and risqué dessert.

The pan comes in a plastic bag with an informational header stapled on top, and information for registering it online. The pan itself is a lightweight, dark metal, and is perfect for making Jello, brownies, cakes, or other items that can be molded. It is non-tarnishing and dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

The pan is 11 1/4″ long, 7 1/4″ wide at the base, and 3 1/2″ wide at the tip. The inner mold dimension is about 10 1/4″ long, with a ball width of 6 1/2″ and a shaft/head width of 3”. The pan is approximately 1 1/2” deep.

A standard small Jello packet (2 cup size) fills this mold just right – up to about 1/2″ from the top of the pan. You can spray the pan with a non-stick cooking spray (unflavored) so the penis slips right out of the mold, or you can run it under hot water for a few seconds to loosen it. As Jello, the penis is rather flexible, and can be arranged with a slight left or right bend if you prefer that to straight.

A box of cake mix will make 3 full penis cakes. That’s a lot of penis! The pan should be filled about 2/3 full, and the cake will rise to the top of the pan. Baking time for the cake is about 22 minutes. Spray the pan with non-stick cooking spray before baking and when cool the Peni-cake will slide right out of the pan with no sticking. Once cool, the cake can be frosted in the manner of your choosing. Coconut flakes or grated chocolate can be used to accent your creation.

This is a great novelty pan for those times when you need to have something shaped like a penis or just want to have some fun in the kitchen.

Experience
My husband laughed when he found out I got this, and asked what I was going to make first.
“Jello”.
“What flavor?” he asked.
“Lime.”
“What’s it going to be, a Hulk penis?” he asked.
Well, it did sort of look like one.
I substituted schnapps for some of the water to make it a Jello shooter. Definitely good!

I did another one with peach Jello and cream for a more realistic look.

Making the cakes was a lot of fun, although I was surprised how many a box of cake mix made! I was expecting 2, but I got 3 out of the mix without skimping the batter.

The cakes were fun to decorate. I made a blue penis, a purple penis, and a more traditional pink penis. I used white coconut flakes for ball decoration on the blue and purple cakes, and coated the coconut with chocolate for decoration on the pink cake. Grated chocolate would also work well.

I have made cakes in this pan a few more times, as well as brownies – they are seriously fun and funny to make and give!

I have a friend who about died when she got hers. After she got over her laughing fit (I made her a bright lime green-frosted cake one – she loves aliens), she asked to borrow the pan. She’s had it for a while now, and I hope she’s happily baking!

This product was provided to me free of charge by EdenFantasys in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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Bath Day!

Posted on September 4, 2009 | 7 comments

Today was bath day for the silicone and glass that could go in the dishwasher.  I couldn’t believe the top rack got filled!  

Or maybe I can…

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BBG’s Big Bad Contest- The Grand Fucking Prize!

Posted on August 30, 2009 | 4 comments

So, in addition to the cool prizes you can win in Big Bad Girl’s Big Bad Contest (see the post below), she also has a fucking awesome Grand Prize!  You can win fantastic stuff from ExtremeRestraints!  If you haven’t been to their site before, go check it out!

This is a progressive prize, so the more people that enter, the more awesome the Grand Prize is!
A complete list of what’s in the Grand Prize, as well as how you can enter, can be found HERE .

I’ve set up my wishlist on there site.  Wanna see it?  It’s HERE.
What’re you waiting for??

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Big Bad Girl’s Contest!

Posted on August 30, 2009 | 1 comment

BBG’s Big Bad Contest!!

The awesome Big Bad Girl is having a Big Bad Contest!  If you haven’t checked out her site, you don’t know what you’re missing.  Great blog posts and HNT to name a few.

She’s celebrating her blogging anniversary, and is giving away a LOT of stuff!  Four drawings, and one grand prize!  Here’s how to enter (from her site):

The Big Bad Anniversary Contest-Drawings

I’ll be having 4 drawings, and one grand prize.  The Big Bad Contest Drawings will be out of one pool of entries and the Grand Fucking Prize will be from a different pool of entries (and detailed in another post all together) sponsored by eXtremeRestraints.com.

Drawings

How to get an entry (you can do both):

1. Post the details of the contest on your blog, saying something wonderful about me along with the list/links of prizes up for grabs.  You will need this paragraph (from ‘Drawings’ to the last prize).  (you must leave me a comment here so I know you did it)

2. Email me a picture wishing me a happy blog anniversary I will post it on my anniversary.  badbadgirlx (at) gmail (dot) com  (Nudity is greatly appreciated)

See, I’m easy.  (As if you didn’t know!!)  I MAY add a third way half way thru, stay tuned for that!

Here’s the things up for grabs and the fantastic vendors who are supplying some of the best, coolest and my favorite items.

Pretty cool huh?? I look forward to your posts and emails.  I also hope you take the time to enter the contest for the grand prize.  It’s big and awesome.

I will announce the winners on September 12th.  Good luck!!

Check out the Grand Fucking Prize.

You can find more information on how to enter here.

What’re you waiting for?  Go Enter!


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