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TMI Tuesday: Random Shit

1. Which do you make more of phone calls or text messages?
Really, it’s text messages. I used to make a lot of phone calls, but it’s so much easier to text, and to get a response.

2. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?
Not usually. I’ve done it before, but it’s been a very long time, and usually only if I’m preparing to have a fight/bitch session with the telephone company or someone else who’s totally pissed me off.

3. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
Hmmm….we both like to watch movies (although they’re not always the same kind), we both like a good wine, and we both like to fuck.

4. Name three things about which you and your partner completely disagree and often causes arguments.
Well, let’s see. Money, clothes, and books. Yes, all 3 can cause arguments. I’m the money manager, and spending on (what I think are) frivolous things makes me cranky. Clothes and books…well, let’s just say I have a lot of them, and he thinks I have way too many. I mean really, can having a library of 6,000 books really be excessive?

5. 74 percent of couples bought a brand new mattress when they began their relationship. As you embark on a serious relationship would you request your significant other buy a new mattress or would you buy a new mattress if the s.o. asked you to do so?
Yes, I don’t see why not.

Bonus: If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about your future, what would you want to know?
I guess I’d want to know if I’d be truly, sincerely happy.  There’s a lot of specific things that I’d like to know…but not really, as I think I’d rather find out when they happened rather than anticipating/dreading them.

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Wicked Wednesday: Porn Site

published under psudonym Dumoulin, J.-X. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

If I ran my own porn site
That showed porn I want to see,
I’d have a few main sections
and a good variety.

I think it would be mostly clips
or hardcore compilations,
With scenes to titillate and lots
of sexual temptations.

I dislike porn that has a plot –
I find it awfully boring.
I want to watch the action and
not find myself soon snoring.

The types of porn I love to watch
are double penetration,
and hardcore intense gangbangs
with abundant wild gyration.

And don’t forget the bondage,
both in public and in private.
I feel clit throb as I watch
A well upturned and red butt.

I think I like to watch in porn
Things that I’ve never done,
It sparks my dirty thoughts and makes
my imagination run.

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TMI Tuesday: Relationships Are Work

1. Lingerie–do you like to give it as a gift or received it?
I love to receive it as a gift, and I really don’t get it often enough. I buy a lot of lingerie, but it’s always fun to receive something that’s been picked out especially for me.

2. What’s a good date night movie?
Well, let’s see. Really, any good horror movie (or a high action movie if there aren’t any horror movies playing). Something like Cabin in the Woods, Raw, The Evil Dead, Dead Snow, The Meg…the list goes on. Action-wise, a Mission Impossible movie or Aquaman would suffice.

3. When your partner asks you “what’s wrong?” do you most often say “nothing” when something clearly is wrong? Why?
Hmmm….usually I say “nothing.” Because they know what’s wrong and I shouldn’t have to tell them.

4. To keep the fires burning, and the relationship fresh you need to send your significant other just one text. What is that text?
I’m naked and ready – come home and fuck me.

Bonus: What was your last grand romantic gesture?
Cooking a romantic steak and shrimp dinner and serving it by candlelight. And then serving up myself for dessert.

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Wicked Wednesday: Playful

The best sex I’ve ever had with you
Is when you’re in a playful mood
Licking at my ear,
Laughing as you tickle me
Making me smile as I cry out with pleasure
As you fuck me deeply,
Slowly,
Then feed me strawberries
And talk to me as we cuddle
Before we sleep.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Happily Ever After???

1. If married, had you slept with any of your wedding guests not including the person you married? How many of the guests had you slept with?
Is that a thing, sleeping with the wedding guests at the wedding? That was my first thought on reading this, and then I realized I misinterpreted that. No, I never slept with any of the guests at my wedding, either before the wedding or on the wedding day.

2. Weddings again–Ever gone to a wedding and hooked up with another guests?
No – I’ve never done that.

3. Do you get along with your partner’s family? Why or why not?
I haven’t seen them in ages – we got along fairly well the few times we met.

4. Who in your romantic relationship is usually the first to apologize after a fight?
Definitely not me. Seriously – I think I have maybe once or twice, if it really was truly my fault.

5. When was the last time you dreamed about your partner? What it a good dream or a nightmare?
Hmmm…I never remember my good dreams, only my nightmares, and he’s never in those. So, it could have been last night.

Bonus: Do you think that fate or destiny play a role in love?
Yes, I think they do.

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