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Charge up the Dildos

Yesterday I read an interesting article here about the worst things to charge on your credit cards. Apparently some purchase you charge to your favorite plastic accessory “…can make you look desperate, unstable, or like you’re looking for an escape from financial worries.”


Included in this list are things like marriage counseling (unstable), cash advances and lottery tickets (desperate), traffic tickets (broke), and alcohol (escaping). Personal pampering products weigh in at #6 (escaping), but what amazed me was #1. – adult toys.


Adult toys? Really? I don’t think they make me unstable (unless I’m fucking standing up and lose my balance). I’ve never thought buying (much less using) adult toys made me desperate. And I buy a lot of sex toys : vibrators, dildos, bullets, and bondage gear. And a lot of other things. It’s not that I don’t have a lot of sex – I do. I buy them as an accompaniment for sex. Could I do without them? Yep. Do I want to? Nope. Are new toys fun? You bet.

I don’t think they help me escape from financial worries either. I’ll admit that when I’m having an orgasm, the last thing on my mind is the bills, but I don’t think they are a particular escape from financial worries. Especially when I think about how much I spent on sex toys for the month. Hmm. Maybe then I use them as an escape to keep from thinking how much I spent on my last order …

The article talks about not using a credit card at Wal-mart or a dollar store as well. Think about it – millions of Americans use credit cards at Wal-mart. There’s many reasons why people shop there – good prices, everything in one location, and even that it’s the only store in town. And a dollar store? I can spend a lot at the dollar store. I’m not desperate when I shop there, but the money I save can help me buy more dildos.

I guess I’ve been flagged as desperate and unstable. Oh, well. I’m off to play with the new toy that arrived today and escape worrying about what the credit card company thinks…


Win Your Wishlist at OohLaLa Toys!

Ooh-Lala.co.uk are having a contest! Post a £500 wish list on your blog and you’re automatically entered. The one with the best descriptions wins their entire list!

What an awesome contest! Here’s my list:

  • Lelo Liv Vibrator How could a Lelo not make the list? The Live is classy and gorgeous. I want to find my g-spot, and what better way to hunt for it than with this toy? Price: £48.00
  • Dreamgirl Zebra Print Corset This is so hot! I love corsets and animal print – they are both hot and sexy! What better than an item that combines the two? Price: £59.00
  • NookiToy Ooh La La Rabbit Six speeds and a 9 volt battery? And it’s called a Nooki Toy? Sign me up! This is so cute! Price: £45.00
  • Remote Control Metro Vibe It’s wireless! I’m a sucker for remote control toys – especially those that can be worn out in public. I love to wear toys like this out and give my husband the remote control – Hot! Price: £28.00
  • Miyakodori Remote controlled up to 7.5 meters? I’m there! This is the most interesting remote controlled device I’ve seen. Beautiful color, and a jacked egg to boot. This is totally awesome, and I want it! Price: £46.00
  • Krisenstab This vibrator is absolutely gorgeous! Water resistant plus a stand? Every girl needs a black dildo. Wow! I love shower toys… Price: £69.00
  • Frozen Fountain Jewel Dildo This looks like you could suck on it all day, never mind cooling and using! Glass is great – I could have sooo much fun with this! Price £29.00
  • Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator Wonder if it has the suction of an Oreck :-). Seriously, my clit likes strong sensations, and this sounds like it would fit the bill. And it’s probably a lot safer than actually using a vacuum. Price: £44.00
  • Glass Twisted Lattchino Wand Glass always feels so good. And this is beautiful with all of its swirls, plus double-ended for fun sensations. My ass says yes! Price £95.00
  • Mantrix Dildo This is pretty – and acrylic! Nothing says fuck me like an acrylic cock. I could have fun with this. Price: £22.00
  • Emotions Penis Rings ‘Cause, you know, he deserves to get SOMETHING. And these vibrate, a big plus! Price: £14.00

My wishlist price: £499.00

So there you have it – what I want from OohLaLa Toys!