Wicked Wednesday: Weird

I was having trouble coming up with something weird to write about this week. Taking Marie’s definition of weird – “creepy, curious, eccentric, freaky, magical, mysterious, peculiar, spooky, supernatural”,  I actually first thought about hentai, specifically tentacle porn. It can be described by many of those words, but I’ve written about it before (the tentacle porn, at least), and I wanted to go a different direction. I slept on it, and then decided to write this post about…pandas.

Pandas, you may ask? Yes, Pandas.

Pandas are, I think, absolutely adorable. They’re everywhere, really. Business logos, memes, stuffed animals, images on shirts…the list goes on. Zoos have cams so you can watch a live feed of pandas – panda babies being taken care of, pandas eating, pandas sleeping…and pandas fucking.

Apparently, it’s hard to get pandas to breed in captivity. There’s a very small window where the female panda can conceive, so zookeepers actually show the pandas porn…panda porn… in hopes that this will turn on the pandas and make them want to fuck.  Apparently this, and a few other techniques work, and what do you get? Pandas fucking all over youtube. Here’s some pandas:

And here’s more pandas:

It’s interesting how many hits videos of panda sex get.

Now, as adorable as I think pandas are, and as cute as they may be getting it on (I will admit that some of the expressions on the male’s face are so satisfied and cute), I will say that I’ve never had the slightest urge to have sex with men dressed as a panda. Nor have I ever wanted to be gangbanged by men dressed as pandas.  Or watched men dressed as pandas gangbang a woman. But one day a while back, I stumbled across this scene available at kink.com’s bound gangbangs. Did I watch it? Yes. I’d never seen anything quite like it. And it’s not the only panda porn featuring human pandas online. There’s this page at XVideos.com full of clips as well.

I never realized that panda suits were so popular during sex, and I’ve only seen the one gangbang video – I suspect it’s unique. The comments on the page are varied, and it definitely was a departure from the usual scenes on the site.

Pandas are adorable, but panda porn will never be one of my kinks.

 

 

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