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1. Sex. What are your areas of expertise?
Hmmm…I guess I would say kissing, blow jobs, and fucking.
2. How long have you been having sex?
A long time. I started young, but it wasn’t good until I was much older. I’ve been having sex for more than 20 years.
3. What time of day do you prefer to have sex?
a. morning
b. afternoon
c. night
b) can be fun, but I much prefer to have sex at night.
4. Do you charge for sex? Money or some other means of payment?
No – I never have.
5. How long does your average sexual encounter last?
It really depends. Sometimes it’s a quickie, and lasts about 5 minutes. Other times (and what I prefer) it can last for an hour or two.
6. Do you have a safe word? What is it?
Banana. That sounds silly, but it certainly stops things when it’s shouted out!
Bonus: Ever had sex so good you broke things or something?
I have indeed. One time we were going at it hard on the bed, and the bed completely collapsed.
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