TMI Tuesday: The Sexy Things We Do And Say

By Kenny Louie from Vancouver, Canada [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

“I had fun producing this week’s TMI Tuesday questions. I found inspiration from reading elsewhere, which sparked my imagination into creating my own slightly twisted questions. Have fun! -H”

1. Close your eyes and think about having sex with your lover. Now, what was the first image that came to your mind? Was it foreplay? What kind of sex? What position? Where?
The first image that came to my mind wasn’t foreplay at all – it was being bent over a chair, with my hands on the seat, with him behind me…his hands cupping my breasts and thrusting into me as we looked into each other’s eyes in the large mirror on the bedroom wall.

2. What is that most memorable thing that you or your partner said immediately after sex?
It would have to be “I love you” and “Oh God.”

3. Whether reward or punishment, a part of your body must be shown on a huge billboard in the heart of your city/town. Which body part will you select to be 14 feet tall by 48 feet wide (4.27 meters x 14.63 meters)?
I’d pick my breasts. I think they’re one of my best features, and they’d look rather nice on a large billboard. I can just imagine them with hard nipples displayed above the city for everyone to see…

4. You are about to lose your power of speech, what’s the one thing you would want to tell someone before that happens?
Hmmm….that’s a tough one, as there’d be so much I’d want to say. I guess I’ll go with this: no matter what, I love you.

5. You are stricken with a disorder that causes you to blurt out a single phrase every time you orgasm? What is that phrase?
I think I’ve already been stricken with this disorder – “Oh God!” is it. I’m thankful it isn’t “chocolate cucumbers” or “no soup for you.”

Bonus: If you had to make out with a friend (same sex or opposite sex) to save the world from mass destruction, whom would you pick?
Hmmm….I would probably pick my best friend – it’d be my first same-sex experiment, and hey, if it would save the world….

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