TMI Tuesday: Fill In The Blank

By Tess Gruenberg (Flickr: Insanity) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. My favorite month is July because  it’s actually warm, the garden’s growing like crazy, I can be outdoors and get a bit of a tan, and there’s close to 0 percent chance of snow so the outdoor pool is open.

2. I love to feel a fresh breeze. Whether that’s outdoors at home, or on the beach on vacation. Breeze, mind you – not a crazy amount of wind.

3. I love a good romp in the shower, with the steamy water surrounding me.

4. A long, lazy oral session is what I like to have as a treat for breakfast but a good hard fucking is what I want for dessert.

5. The hobby I enjoy most is writing.  Mostly short stories, and primarily horror and erotica.

6. I came 16 times last weekend in one play session and screamed myself hoarse, oh my!

7. I understand I’m holding on by a slim thread to my sanity. And sometimes I think my grip is beginning to slip.

8. Private sessions with three or four fingers  inside. The best way to cum.

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.
I have no idea what this is. My best guess is some kind of liquid candy, probably cherry flavored, that I’d pour onto my tongue.

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