You Get Me Closer to God

hitachiAnother early review I wrote was for the Hitachi Magic wand, now called the Original Magic Wand Vibrator, which was published with non-exclusive rights on another website. I’m reposting it here (with a few edits) because I thought it was a fun review of this often-reviewed product.

Is another review really necessary for the best invention of the 20th century? No.

Am I going to write one anyways? Yes.I don’t think enough good can be said about this wonderful, wonderful toy. I’m not sure why it took me so long to get one, but now that I have one I feel like I’ve joined the Cult of the Intense Orgasms and I’ll never go home. Keep the deprogrammers away from me!First, a little about this marvelous invention; The Hitachi, or the Original Magic Wand, comes with a one year manufacturer’s warranty. It weighs about 1.25 pounds, and is somewhat bulky in appearance. It has a 9” handle, which attaches to a soft, flexible head about 2 1/2″ in diameter.

The Original Magic Wand has two speeds – 5000rpm (low) and 6000 rpm (high). Sound like a lot? It is!
A CD is between 200 – 500rpm.
DVDs are between 630 – 1530rpm.
A washing machine is between 500-2000rpm.
Your car’s engine is between 700 – 7000 rpm.

This toy is plastic, and can be cleaned with a damp cloth and mild soap, or wiped down with isopropyl alcohol. It’s not waterproof, so be careful around water!

The Original Magic Wand actually works wonders on your sore neck, shoulders, and back. Its original use was as a massager, and it really eases tension and pain in these areas. It has a 6’ power cord, so you can plug it in almost anywhere. It’s one of the few toys I have that’s safe to leave out – the kids would never know what else it could be used for!

The instructions that come with this toy state that it shouldn’t be used longer than 25 minutes at a time. While this might seem short for a massage, it is more than long enough to achieve orgasm.

Even after reading a lot of reviews on this, I still couldn’t believe it was really so powerful. I was willing to give it a shot, though. I left my panties on, plugged it in, sat down and positioned it on my clit. I thought I’d try the low setting first.

When I turned it on, it almost brought me to my knees. It probably would have if I’d been standing up. The most intense sensation I’ve ever felt! I think it took me all of three minutes to have an incredible orgasm that brought tears to my eyes. Wow!

I had to try it on high later, and it was so intense it was scary. I usually take 20 to 30 minutes to cum with my trusty egg vibe, which is fine as it really gets me going while we’re having sex, but this was so incredible! A great and quick way to get the release I needed, and especially fast!

When my husband found it, I told him it was a back and neck massager, but he knew better (he watches too much porn). He knew exactly what it was and exactly how to use it on me. I had expected to use this as a solo toy, but my husband found it useful during our bondage play. He had me tied up and blindfolded, and then went and got this to give me some forced orgasms. I think I died and went to heaven ten times that night. It’s rather insidious to use that way, but a great addition to our kinkier play.

Although this is not my favorite vibrator for play with my partner (it takes me to orgasm too darn fast), we do use it on occasion for forced orgasm play. It works very well for that!I love to use this toy solo, when I don’t have a lot of time to get off. It consistently brings me to orgasm in 5 minutes or less, which is very fast for me. I also love to use this with attachments.We even use this sometimes for its “intended” use of back massage. I wish it was a bit quieter, but it really can’t be beat for fast clitoral orgasms. I hope it lasts forever!

If you haven’t picked this one up yet, you should! You can get one at SheVibe by clicking the widget below.

This product was purchased by me, with no expectation of review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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