TMI Tuesday: Odds & Ends

1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your “energy high” by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?
Hmmm….possibly. It’s not just the caffeine I crave in the morning. Or that I’m addicted to. I love the smell of fresh-brewed coffee. And I love the taste of it as well. It’s really got to be the combination of the two, with a splash of cream and a packet of Splenda.  Now, if they could inject the coffee directly into my bloodstream? Maybe. I suppose, since I have to brush my teeth first thing in the morning, that I might as well try this….yeah, I guess I am that addicted. And surely there’d be enough time to make and/or stop to get coffee…there is no rush so great that coffee can be forsaken.

2. You made a sex list of all the things you’d like to do but haven’t done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?
It depends on how they’d help. I wouldn’t be having any kind of sex with them, but if they could facilitate some of the things on my list, I might just take them up on it.

3. Sex around the house. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?
Where haven’t I been fucked in my house? That’s one of the first things we did when we bought our current home – fucked in every room to “christen” it.  I have been bent over the kitchen counter and fucked from behind….a few times, to be sure. I like it for several reasons: I’ve got a great view out the window, it’s kind of kinky, and it always seems spontaneous in the kitchen. Plus, it’s easy to grab something to drink afterwards when I’m parched. What I like least is when the floor’s been recently waxed, and I’m slipping all over the surface.

4. Sexting…How do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it’s like foreplay.
d. Love it! I’m always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.
e. What’s your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?
I’ll say a combination of c and d. It’s a lot like foreplay, whether it’s just sending the explicit messages, or including pictures to go along. I won’t say I’m always doing it, but there are times I could spend the better part of the day sexting back and forth. And I do send some steamy pictures.

5. What do you love to sniff? Why?
A lot of things, really. I love to sniff flowers, particularly roses….their scent is fantastic. I love to sniff clean laundry, especially when it’s warm and fresh out of the dryer. I love to sniff my lover’s skin. And often I just like to sniff the outside air.

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.
This is a CBT device, if I’m not mistaken, called the Five Gates of Hell. I think one of the rings goes over a guy’s balls, and the others encircle his cock.
Although, it could be an expander for my closet hangers, so I could hang 4 more items from a single hanger, and theoretically save closet space…or it could hang on my wall and hold necklaces.

 

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