TMI Tuesday: Potpourri of Questions

1. You’ve been waiting forever for your significant other to propose marriage, when they finally do it is in the form of a bribe: “Lose 10-15 lbs. (approx. 1 stone U.K.; approx. 6 kilos) and I will marry you…the wedding can be anyway, and anywhere of your choosing…just lose some weight.” Would you accept this proposal? (Alternatively for the traditionalists): Men if your significant other was a little ‘heavier’ than you’d like him/her to be, would you make such a proposal?
Tough one to start out with! It would depend. If I really, truly loved them, I might agree. Would we have talked about weight issues before? If I were overweight, I’d want to know what would happen if I gained it back after the wedding occurred. I might also counter their offer with one of my own, to see how one-sided this proposition was.

2. Are you participating in any Halloween festivities? Will you wear a costume? If yes, what?
Our plans are still up in the air! We may go trick-or-treating, and then take in a party or two. I’ll be making jello shots in the form of a hand and a heart – they’re kind of gross looking, but fun to make and eat. I am either going to go as a Fox from the “What Does a Fox Say?” video, or else as a blood spatter analyst. I have the white coat, which just needs bloodying, and I have some fun white blood splatter shoes.

3. Forget the fact that you have a blog, in real-life are you:
a. an over-sharer who tells every detail of your personal life to everyone including the barista at Starbucks?
b. a little discriminating in who you decide to talk to about your personal life, feelings, etc.? Your love life isn’t off limits to friends and family but you don’t confide in total strangers.
c. as tight as a clam? You don’t share important details with friends and family and when you do it about kills you because you are extremely private.
Mostly b. My love life is pretty off limits to my family, except obviously my partner, but there are a few friends I swap orgasm tales with. I usually don’t confide in totally strangers unless I’m somewhat inebriated.

4. MEN your significant other has asked to sleep with your cock in his/her mouth, what are your first thoughts? Would you say yes or no? Why?
LADIES/significant other…your guy just asked you to sleep with his penis in your mouth. Would you do it? Why or why not?
Sleep with it in my mouth? I can’t imagine how that would work. Just having it in my mouth would make me want to start sucking and licking it, and we know how that would end, don’t we? Besides, I’d end up drooling everywhere, and I’d be afraid if I fell asleep that I’d either choke or bite down, neither of which would be pleasant.

Bonus: If you were remembered for one thing, what would it be?
Famously? I’d want to be remembered for my writing. Generally, I’d want to be remembered as a good, loving person.