TMI Tuesday: Fill In The Blanks

Hello folks! This week use those sexy (and often dirty) minds to fill in the blanks for TMI Tuesday fun.

1. My passion project is writing .
All kinds of writing, actually, but I enjoy writing horror and erotica. Bet you’d never have guessed that!

2. In the morning I hate to get out of bed.
Or have sex, or do anything without a shower and at least one cup of strong coffee.

3. If my boobs were bigger, I would like it.
I’ve always felt mine were on the small size – an extra cup size or two would be wonderful.

4. Please don’t stand close to me.
Really. I like my space, unless we’re going to be intimate.

5. I have had strange things happen to me but dermographia is the worst.
This is a “nifty” side effect of a drug I was put on (and quickly taken off of) several years ago. In case you’re not familiar with it, when not taking Zyrtec (the one histamine blocker that works for me), I can lightly scratch my name on my arm and read it for hours. Which is truly strange. It also makes spank marks, handprints, crop marks, and other marks last for hours on my ass. 

6. Oh baby that feels good. Will you rub my shoulders ?
There’s a lot of sex related things that feel good too, but nothing’s quite as pleasurable as a good shoulder rub to release my tension.

Bonus:
(from https://filledandfooled.wordpress.com)
What is one thing that you do to make yourself (and only yourself) happy?  This is something that you do that makes you feel uplifted and blissful when you get done and something you can repeat often.
This one has two answers.

The clean answer? I write. I love to write, and it’s always a wonderful feeling when I’m done, no matter what I’m writing about, as it makes me feel that I’ve accomplished something.

The dirty answer? I masturbate to orgasm. Whether it’s for 5 minutes or an hour, when I’m done I have that wonderful sense of peace and release that does indeed make me very happy. And, like writing, I can repeat it several times a day if necessary.