Everyone Needs A Mistress

I’ve always wanted a Mistress. Well, not that kind. The nifty little vibrating toy from Vixen Creations. I’ve drooled and lusted after her for quite some time. So when Babeland offered up the Mistress for review, I pounced on it.

The Mistress comes in the standard Vixen cylinder with red lids. It has some product information on the front, and is ideal for storing the Mistress when she’s not in use.

I love blue toys, and this Mistress is a beautiful turquoise color. The color reminds me of that great decorating color in the 60s.  She’s gorgeous and unimposing, with no noticeable seam to mar her body. The Mistress is about 7” long, with 6 1/2″ insertable. She’s a slim girl, with a diameter of just 1 1/4″. Her base is 2 7/8” in diameter, making her ideal for harness play (she’s O-ring compatible) and safe for anal play as well.

The Mistress is super flexible and squishy, yet firm enough to thrust with and wonderfully smooth. She has a noticeable head, making her semi-realistic, but the head and ridge are squishy as well. The Mistress is gently curved, although the curve doesn’t provide much in the way of g-spot stimulation since she’s not firm enough.

The base has a hole in it where the bullet can be inserted. The bullet is silver and has a wrist strap. It’s 2” long and just 3/4″ in diameter. While the bullet goes in fairly easily, it’s hard to get out if you don’t put some lubricant on it!

The bullet is powered by 3 G18-A batteries, which go in + side up. The batteries are easy to insert, but they do need a tap or two to remove them from the bullet for replacement. It isn’t waterproof, so don’t take the Mistress into the bath unless you use her without it.

The bullet has a push button on the bottom, which allows you to turn the bullet on and off. The bullet just has 1 speed, which is a high, buzzy vibration. The vibrations are strongest where the bullet is inserted in the Mistress, but they can be felt quite well at the tip as well.

The Mistress is made of silicone, so she’s phthalates-free, latex-free, hypoallergenic and body safe. She’s easy to clean. Simply remove the bullet and wash her with antibacterial soap and warm water (you can also use your favorite toy cleaner). She can also be washed in the dishwasher on the top rack or boiled to sanitize her.

So, Does She Work? She does, indeed! While I find her a bit small for vaginal use, she slides in and out with ease and I love how she feels. She’s a bit too soft to hit my g-spot, but she’s nice and quite a bit of fun, and her vibrations feel good. Her wide base makes her easy to control, although if you press too hard with your hand you may shut the bullet off.

Where the Mistress excels for me is anal play. She’s the right size in both diameter and length to use comfortably with just a little warm up. Her softness and flexibility really make her comfortable to use, and my partner had no problems thrusting with her. I could feel her vibrations all up and down her shaft, which helped with incredible orgasms!

If you like a smaller-sized toy for vaginal use or anal play, the Mistress is sure to please.

Thank you to Babeland for sending this to me for free to review! You can get your own Mistress from Babeland.com by clicking here.

This product was provided to me free of charge by Babeland in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

3 responses to “Everyone Needs A Mistress

  1. I’d come to recognize with you on this. Which is not something I typically do! I enjoy reading a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to speak my mind!

  2. I didn't find it to hurt at all. It was squishy enough and small enough that I didn't have any discomfort.
    Thanks for the question! 🙂

  3. Mistress Kay

    Now I want one. I've been looking into getting one for ages. Someone said that the pronounced head hurt a bit during use. Any comment on that? 🙂