Category Archives: TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday: Create A Story

Emil Orlík [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I’d fuck Albert Einstein for his mind. I imagine we’d be sitting on the sofa, when he’d get an idea and his eyes would light up. He’d whisper sweet formulas in my ear, making me wet, and then he’d chase me down the hall and into the kitchen, both of us laughing and horny. With a mischievous twinkle in his eye, he’d grab the eggbeater and some olive oil and motion me to follow him. He wouldn’t be dragging me kicking and screaming – I’d be passionately curious to see what he was up to! We’d head to the bedroom, where I’d grab eight towels out of the closet to cover the bed. I’d marvel at his creativity and his tongue’s dexterity before we fucked each other silly, our bodies covered with oil, while the rain fell heavily outside. Lightning would light up our lovemaking, and the rolling thunder would sound like applause. As we came together, I’d finally understand how our mass and energy was related, and as I screamed he’d yell out “E = mc2!!” before we’d collapse in each other’s arms.

Relativity, indeed.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Let’s Do This Thing

Illustration des Diaboliques de Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly (1808-1889)

Félicien Rops [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What do you think about when you’re alone in your car?
Oh, all kinds of things, really. But most often I am singing to something on the radio.

2. What advice do you have for your previous lover?
Hmmm…I guess slow down and really listen.

3. What  inspires you?
A lot of things inspire me. Seeing acts of kindness and love do the most, I think.

4. If you were to get rid of one person in your life, who would it be and why?
There’s no one who’s heavily in my life that I would want to get rid of – all of them are vitally important to me.

5. How do you cope when your level of sexual desire doesn’t match your partners?
Did I ever mention I used to review sex toys, and I have quite the collection for when my desire is in overdrive? Masturbation is a great way to cope.

Bonus:  Are you single, why? Are you married, why?
I’m married – why not? Marriage can be a very good thing.

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TMI Tuesday: Look Inside

Work by Onlysilence

By Onlysilence (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How much time do you spend taking care of your significant other:
a. More than taking care of myself, more than 60% of my time.
b. About 50% of my time.
c. 10% to 49% … I have kids!
d. Not really any time at all, definitely less than 10% of my time.
Hmmm…I think that’s easily c).

2. How do you sleep at night?
a. With the whole bed to my myself…yaay!
b. I stay on my own side, someone else on other side.
c. We snuggle–start that way or end up that way.
d. We do not sleep together.
b). Although sometimes I don’t quite get my whole side.

3. What happens when you or your significant other gets home from work?
a. Stop what you are doing to greet and hug each other
b. Engage in conversation about the day
c. No specific acknowledgement of each other, no specific welcoming gesture but go about a household routine
d. Ignore each other
Usually a combination of a) and b).

4. How many things about yourself would you change? Share 3 things and tell us why.
That’s a tough one. I would change my height – I’d love to be taller than I am. I’d change my weight/bone structure to be smaller and thinner. And I think lastly I’d change my willpower, so I could stick to what I want to do.

Bonus: How many things would you change about a current significant other.
Hmmm…there are just two that come to mind.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Fill In The Blank

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1. I am me because I am unique and no one else is quite like me .

2. I will never, ever do my hair short .

3. He was grabbing ice cubes and slipped them down the back of my shirt – they felt good until they went into my shorts .

4. Ok, ok I’m really having some trouble with my Chinese pronunciation .

5. The charming song got in my head and wouldn’t go away no matter how hard I tried .

Bonus: Tell us about places where you’ve been happiest.
I’ve been wonderfully happy in Las Vegas, as well as Disneyworld, Disneyland, and Costa Rica.

 

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TMI Tuesday: It’s Complicated

Felicien Rops black and white picture of a man and woman 69ing.

Félicien Rops [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How do you gauge the success of your romantic relationships?
If both people are happy, then I think it’s successful. If one or both aren’t as happy as they should be, then the reasons why determine the success.

2. How often do you prefer to talk about sex with your lover?
I would like to talk about it more often than we do.

3. During sex, what is your top priority?
Orgasm and pleasure. I suppose that sounds trite and a bit selfish, but I really love to have them, and once I have one, the rest just follow nicely along behind. And usually the path to my orgasm is giving my partner a lot of pleasure.

4. What advice would you like to give your partner to be a better lover? Are you afraid to give that advice?
Well, let’s see. Maybe to listen to me, and to take his time when I want him to. I’m not afraid to give it, but I’m not sure that I would.

5. While in the moment of having sex, what is the best way you like to receive feedback from a lover that they are enjoying or are not enjoying sex
a. moans and groans
b. tell me in dirty talk
c. give me direction or be explicit
d. just fuck, tell me later if it was good for you
Usually a and b. Moans, groans, and dirty talk are a pretty good indicator if they’re enjoying it.

Bonus: Are you an idiot? Why or why not?
In the sense of “someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way“, sometimes I am, yes.

 

 

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