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Eleven: A Mean Lean Squirt Producing(?) Machine

Posted on May 4, 2010 | 3 comments

I’ve lusted after the Eleven from the first time I saw it. The glistening metal really drew me (I am a fan of pretty, shiny things). All of the njoy toys I’ve had so far, which include the Pure Plugs and the Pure Wand, have been fantastic, so I knew I had to get the Eleven from EdenFantasys as soon as I could. I was also hopeful that this would be “the One” to finally allow me to have a squirting orgasm.

The Eleven comes beautifully packaged in a white triangular njoy box, which opens to reveal a black clutch leather purse with the njoy logo on the bottom of both sides. Inside below the handles it’s lined with hot pink fabric. This makes a great way to store this toy. Also included is a small product booklet with information on the Eleven and other njoy creations.

When I first went to pull the Eleven from its purse, I almost dropped it. This is one incredibly heavy toy! It weighs in at 2 3/4 pounds, which is quite a bit heavier than any other toy I have. By a lot. The weight isn’t evenly distributed – this one is heavier at its larger end, which is to be expected, and it’s satisfyingly full and substantial in hand.

My husband took one look and asked me what I was planning to do with it – kill burglars? I think he had visions Clockwork Orange running through his head. You probably could – this is heavy and solid enough that it would take someone out if you hit them upside the head. He also joked about using it for a dumbbell. It’s a bit too light for that, but in a pinch…

The Eleven is 11” long (hence its name), all shiny and beautifully shaped with two different sized ends. It’s entirely seamless and has the njoy logo on it’s side. It’s cold, smooth, and enticing, and wonderful for temperature play. It can be warmed under water or placed in the refrigerator to cool it down as desired. It’s even a bit chilly at room temperature, although it does warm up quickly to your internal temperature.

The smaller end of the Eleven is 1 3/4″ in diameter. The bulbous tip has a small point, and is about 2” long, and the bulb is gently curved for g-spot stimulation. It narrows a bit to 1 1/4″ for the shaft, which on this side has 3 distinct finger ridges. The ridges are on the g-spot side for gentle internal stimulation, and you can rest your fingers comfortably in them.

The larger end is a full 2” in diameter, with the bulb being about 2” long. The neck on this side is wider, starting at about 1 3/4″ and narrowing down to 1 1/2″ where it meets the ridges from the other end. This side also has a gentle curve to target your g-spot.

You’ll want to be careful not to thrust too hard or fast with either end, at least until you’ve warmed up a bit, as the ball can catch on your bone inside and it will hurt.

Since it’s made of surgical grade stainless steel, the Eleven is easy to care for. It’s nonporous, phthalates-free, latex-free and hypoallergenic, and can be cleaned with water and antibacterial soap or your favorite toy cleaner. You can also run this through the dishwasher on the top rack – it won’t stain or spot.  It can also be boiled on the stove or washed with a 10% bleach solution. Once washed, the Eleven should be dried and polished with a soft cloth. All lubricants are safe to use with this toy, and you won’t need much to have it slick and ready to insert.

So, Does It Work? Emphatically yes! I was a bit worried of letting my husband use this on me, as he tends to get very enthusiastic as we get going. I told him to start with the smaller end first and it slipped comfortably in with minimal lubricant. Turned the right way, with the curve facing my front, it felt absolutely incredible! He used shallow thrusts and I could feel the ball hitting on my g-spot.

It didn’t take long for me to want to try the larger side. This side went in easily as well, and the full feeling of the metal was quite intense. My husband started with slow thrusts, but he did get going harder and faster, and I had a very intense orgasm. While I didn’t feel anything, my husband knew right away from all the wetness. I will claim this as my first squirting experience, although it was much different than I expected! I’m hoping that practice will make perfect and this is the start of many more to come.

My husband did have to switch arms frequently while using this on me, and he said it was quite an exercise for his arms. Hopefully with more use they’ll get stronger too. I’m glad he did switch arms fairly regularly, since I wouldn’t want him to have one arm like Popeye and the other like Shaggy from Scooby Doo!

I had thought to use this in the Liberator Wing, but it’s just a bit too short to make this usable in the pocket as a hands-free toy.

I really like the heaviness of the Eleven. While I didn’t notice much at the time, I was a bit sore after use. I would recommend starting out slowly and shallowly at first to give your body time to adjust – if you’re not ready the ball could catch and dash orgasm hopes.

While expensive, this has been worth every penny to me. It’s utterly fantastic!

I got mine at EdenFantasys, and you can buy one for yourself by clicking the Widget below.

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$309.99Eleven
Dildo by Njoy
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X Marks the Orgasm?

Posted on May 3, 2010 | 1 comment

I have to admit it: what drew me to the Pirate Duckie was simply the way he looks. This has to be one of the cutest vibrators I’ve ever seen, and dressed up as a pirate? When offered the chance to review this from EdenFantasys, how could I resist!

The Pirate Duckie comes packaged in a cardboard box with a Jolly Roger flag on the front, and product information on the back. Inside is a large laminated square Treasure Chest. Lifting the hinged lid reveals Pirate Duckie nestled on a bed of red satin, looking adorable and spry.

This Duckie is part of the travel-sized line, so he’s not tremendously large. From chest to tail it’s just 3 1/4″ long, and only 2 1/2″ high. It’s nicely colored, and “dressed” in pirate coat, frilly shirt, and button bars and accents. It even has an eye patch over its right eye. Pirate Duckie wears a bandanna, but also has a removable black pirate hat and looks fetching either way. It’s firm to the touch, with the clothing and detailing providing some texture.

This is a discreet vibrator, in the sense that most people wouldn’t realize that this was a sex toy if it were decorating your bathroom shelf or tub ledge. It really doesn’t look like something to get off with. It’s discreet in looks only however – this is one loud duck!

Pirate Duckie is powered by 1 AAA battery. The battery compartment is located on its bottom, and closes securely to keep this toy waterproof. The compartment is easiest to open by inserting a dime or thin pair of scissors into the indentation and turning the dial until the cap can be removed. The battery goes in negative side first, and it’s held securely in place. It’s a bit tricky to remove, but if you tap Pirate Duckie firmly against your hand, the battery will come out.

While the Pirate Duckie is waterproof, unfortunately he doesn’t float. Well, he floats, but more on his side. The battery doesn’t provide enough weight for the duckie to float on his bottom around the tub. I had hoped to see him spinning his way through bubbles on his way to deliver some pleasure.

The dial that controls the vibrations is located next to the battery compartment on the bottom. It’s a bit tricky to turn, but loosens up a bit after several uses. The Pirate Duckie only has one speed. Turning the dial turns it on, and the vibrations are loud. Using this in water amplifies them, so you’ll want some background noise on to ensure some privacy. The vibrations are buzzy and somewhat strong, but not as strong as you’d expect from the sound. They can be felt all over the Duckie.

This toy is made of TPR, which is latex free, phthalates free, and hypoallergenic. It’s easy to clean with water and antibacterial soap. If necessary water-based or silicone lubricants can be used.

So, Does It Work? Yes and no. As a cute, discreet toy, most definitely. For getting me to orgasm, not quite. I like that the Pirate Duckie is firm so I can get the pressure I need, but the vibrations are just too weak to get me off easily. I don’t mind the one speed, but I would have preferred it be stronger.

This was fun to play around with in the tub as a foreplay toy, but the thing that disappointed my husband and I the most was that Pirate Duckie didn’t float upright through the water.

You might like the Pirate Duckie if you don’t want or need strong clitoral vibrations to orgasm, or you want to keep a toy in plain sight in the bathroom. And it is awfully cute. It would make a great addition to a collection of duckies.

I have a video of the Pirate Duckie in action over at EdenFantasys so do make sure to check it out! 

Thank you to EdenFantasys for providing the Pirate Duckie to me for free to review! If you’d like a Pirate Duckie of your own, you can get one at EdenFantasys by clicking the widget below.

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Discreet massager by Big Tease Toys
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The Pirates of Pendants

Posted on April 30, 2010 | 42 comments

Discreet, functional toys are always fun, and who doesn’t like Pirates? The thought of Errol Flynn in numerous roles, Charlton Heston as Long John Silver, or Johnny Depp all done up as Captain Jack Sparrow can make me weak in the knees. Even Pirate musicals can set me swooning. And when I play dress-up as a pirate wench, we go all out with costume, bandannas, play sword, and shackles and jewelry. Costume jewelry can be a lot of fun like this, and jewelry that has a hidden function? Count me in! Enter the Pirates Pendant Vibe from Digital Playground, which I received to review from EdenFantasys.

The pendant comes in a clear plastic box through which you can see a stormy sea, and the back has some product information. The box is easy to open. The pendant comes in pink or copper. I got the copper one which is bright and shiny, and it really does look just like costume decorative jewelry.

The Pendant Vibe is about 2 1/2″ long and just under 1” in diameter. It somewhat resembles an elongated acorn. While it can be vaginally inserted up to 1 1/2″, it’s a lot more fun to use clitorally. It should never be used anally – even though it’s on a chain, if the chain were to snap it would be lost in an instant.

The design covering the bullet is cute. It features reliefs of skulls and crossbones, crossed swords, and other swashbuckling designs. The matching copper chain is composed of small beads and is about 27” long. I found this a good length on me – it allowed the pendant to hang between my breasts. The chain is held together by a simple clasp at the back, and it can be shortened if necessary by cutting off some of the beads for the perfect length. The pendant hangs from the chain and is on a swivel hook so it won’t get tangled and it can also be removed from the chain if you desire. This swivel hook is also the button that controls the pendant’s functions.

I was pleasantly surprised to find that this toy had five vibration settings, accessed by pushing down on the swivel hook. The speeds are
– low and steady
– high and steady
– medium pulse pattern
– fast pulse pattern
– two short and 1 long pulse pattern

The vibrations are buzzy and not deep, but more than enough to get me off. They are also fairly quiet – a bit of background noise will provide adequate cover.

The pendant runs on 3 watch batteries, which are included. They come pre-inserted in the bullet, so you’ll want to unscrew the cap and remove the paper piece so the bullet will start up. The batteries have a decent lifespan. To save battery life, you can replace the piece of paper or remove the batteries when you don’t plan to use this.

This toy is made of plastic, so it’s phthalates-free, body safe, latex free and hypoallergenic. It’s also non-porous. It’s easy to clean, simply wipe with a damp soapy cloth and wipe off with water, or you can also use your favorite toy cleaner. If necessary, water-based, silicone, and oil based lubes are safe to use.

This pendant is splash proof but not waterproof, so don’t take it in the tub or it will be joining other fallen waterlogged and dead toys in Davy Jones’ Locker.

So, Does It Work? It does! I love how this vibrator really looks like costume jewelry and can be worn discreetly out and about nestled between my breasts. I also love the coppery color!

Since the button is on the top where it attaches to the chain, there’s no chance of turning it on by mistake unless you press down on the button. And being able to wear this made it convenient and accessible when we were ready to play.

I was pleasantly surprised with the multiple vibration patterns. While I love strong clitoral vibrations, the patterns on this were fun, and even on the patterns the vibrations were strong enough to help me climax.

It would have been great if this were waterproof, as it seems like it would fit in more with the pirates/sea theme, but otherwise, this is a fun one that I think we’ll be using for some time to come.

Thank you to EdenFantasys for sending me the Pendant Vibe for free to review!
If you’d like to get the Pendant Vibe for yourself, you can get yours from EdenFantasys by clicking on the widget below.

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Bullet by Digital Playground
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That Old Black Magic?

Posted on April 17, 2010 | 46 comments

Ah, the bullet. One of the staples in my toy box. While I’ve yet to find a good competitor to my favorite, I love trying out new ones. The One Touch Magic Bullet from EdenFantasys looked like a good one to try.

This bullet comes in an easy-to-open clamshell case with both the bullet and the battery displayed through the front. This takes an N battery, which I don’t usually have on hand, so I was glad to see that it was provided, as well as a spare.

The Magic Bullet is fairly large, quite a bit larger than I expected. It’s 3 1/4″ long, with a diameter of 1”. It is matte black in color and smooth to the touch without any drag. The tip is blunt and rounded and there are no seams to be seen or felt, except where the base screws on to the main body.  Even though it’s large for a bullet, it’s small enough to travel with.

This takes 1N battery, which is inserted + side down into the body of the bullet. I actually prefer N batteries to watch batteries: they have a much longer life and seem to provide more power. An O-ring helps seal the base and make the bullet waterproof, so it’s safe to take in the shower or tub.

The Magic Bullet is made of plastic, and it is phthalates-free, latex-free, nonporous and body safe. It’s easy to clean – simply wash with antibacterial soap and hot water and dry with a soft towel. You can also use a toy cleaner or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol to clean it. All types of lubricants are safe to use.

The bullet is operated by a push button on the bottom. Unfortunately it only has one speed. It’s moderately strong with buzzy vibrations, and it’s also very loud! You’ll want some background noise to hide the fact that you’re using this one. This also isn’t a great one to use in public – everyone will likely hear you.

The bullet can be used for clitoral stimulation, and the vibrations are somewhat stronger in the tip than down its length. Since it’s hard, you can apply pressure as necessary. The bullet can also be used vaginally, although it unfortunately doesn’t have a retrieval cord. It should never be used anally – this is the perfect size to get sucked up in you ass and get lost.

So, Is It Worth It? For me, not so much. I would have enjoyed this more if it was stronger (clit o’ steel here usually). While I have other clitoral stimulators that are the strength of this one or less, it’s more the vibrating patterns that work better for me when the power is lacking. Unfortunately, this only has the one speed, and it’s just not strong enough to get me off by itself.   Combining it with other toys and my partner still took me forever.  Luckily the battery life was decent – the bullet made it through 45 minutes of use without dying or lessening in power.  I did try this out in the tub, and the O-ring kept any water from getting inside the battery compartment.

If you like a steady vibration in your bullet that’s not super strong, the Magic Bullet is one to look at. It’s a great size, and firm so you can apply pressure to your clitoris as needed.  If you need more power or variation in vibrations, this one isn’t the best choice.

I got mine at EdenFantasys, and you can too by clicking here, or on the widget below.

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Bullet by WHK GmbH
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Spin For the Win!

Posted on April 16, 2010 | 2 comments

It’s been ages since I’ve gambled, probably since my honeymoon in Vegas. My luck with Evolved toys has been more hit than miss, and having tried another Evolved vibrator from this new line, I didn’t think I’d have bad odds with the Bet On Black, and I was excited to review this one for EdenFantasys.

The Bet On Black comes in a wonderful clear plastic box that’s ideal for storage. It has product information on the sides and back, and the vibrator is visible inside. The lid is held on by 2 hinges and is removable.

The coloring on this vibrator is exquisite. The silicone shaft is a matte black with just a bit of drag, and the plastic base is a vibrant red accented with black on the top and on the wheel for a truly striking look.

The Bet On Black is 8” long, with 5” of insertable length. It has a diameter of 1 5/8”, which is a pleasant, filling size. The shaft has gentle swirls that run from the rounded tip to the base, reminiscent of a soft serve ice cream cone. The swirls don’t add a lot of stimulation, but they feel pleasant when the toy is twisted inside. Bet On Black is squishy and quite flexible through the shaft for easy insertion with a water-based lubricant. This vibrator should not be used anally due to its lack of a flared base.

This vibrator runs on 2 AA batteries, which are inserted by turning the base about 1/4 of a turn to open it. The battery direction is clearly labeled. An inner O-ring and another O-ring on the base ensure that the Bet On Black can be used in the shower or bath.

The Bet On Black features the signature innovation of this Evolved line: the control wheel. Suspended in the center of the base, the wheel controls the toy’s vibrations. These vibrations are all steady, and go from a gentle sensation to very intense when the wheel is dialed to the maximum. The wheel spins about 3/4 of the way around. It’s not easy to spin the wheel by mistake, but if you do it’s easy to spin it back up or down to the vibration level you prefer.

The vibrations are throbby and resonate nicely from the tip through the shaft. Their strength in the tip makes the Bet On Black great to use as a clitoral stimulator as well. The vibrations can also be felt in the base, although not so strongly to make the Bet On Black uncomfortable to hold. While powerful, the Bet On Black is quiet – much quieter than my vibrating cell phone. When it’s inserted it can barely be heard.

This vibrator is made from silicone and plastic, and it is nonporous, phthalates-free, hypo-allergenic and latex free. It has no scent or taste. The silicone, motors, and all parts are from Europe, and the toy is assembled in Europe as well. The Bet On Black can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water, or a toy cleaner can also be used. It should be dried with a soft, dry cloth. The box it comes in is ideal for storing it when not in use.

So, Is It Worth It? It definitely is!  The color scheme is fantastic – it’s easy to coordinate an entire look, from clothing to toys (since I have so much in red and black). I love how quiet this one is, and how effective. While it doesn’t target my g-spot, it feels great both internally and externally. I love the finish of the silicone. Since it has a bit of a drag to it, the Bet On Black can be used with the Liberator Wing (my favorite toy accessory) successfully for hands-free fun.

I really love the control wheel and the vibration intensity. The wheel is much easier to use than a standard dial base. I had no problems when using this in the bath with water getting into the battery compartment, so it does appear to really be waterproof.

This is a wonderful vibrator! If you want to bet on a good quality, strong toy, Bet On Black.

I have a video of the Bet On Black up at EdenFantasys . Go check it out!

Thank you to EdenFantasys for sending me the Bet On Black for free to review! If you’re interested in purchasing the Bet On Black for yourself, you can by clicking here or on the widget below.

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Traditional vibrator by Evolved
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