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TMI Tuesday: This One or That One

pile of greek money

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Choose what you most desire or would like to have or try?

1. Pilates or HIIT? Why?
Pilates – I’ve never tried it, but I’d like to.

2. Spouse or significant other-lover?
Spouse.

3. Go clubbing or entertain friends at home?
I like both, but I’ll pick clubbing.

4. Maybach sedan or Mercedes G-class SUV
That SUV is pretty ugly, but it would be way more useful than the sedan.

5. Soccer or Golf?
Do I have to pick one? I guess if it’s something I’m going to do and not watch, I’ll go with golf, but I could easily pick neither.

6. Basketball or baseball?
To watch, I’d pick baseball. To play, I’d pick basketball.

7. Monster or Red bull? Why?
I have no idea – I’ve never had either one. I guess the one with the best taste and most caffeine?

8. Office with a view or work at home?
Oh, definitely work at home. I think the view would be just fine from my home office window.

9. Early bird or night owl?
I’m a night owl at heart.

10. Boyfriend or Girlfriend?
I guess if I was going to have one or the other, it’d be a girlfriend.

11. Ice cream or gelato?
Definitely ice cream.

12. Silver or gold?
I’m partial to gold.

Bonus: Money or fame? Why?
Money for me. Fame doesn’t always lead to money, and can lead to notoriety. But with money, and lots of it, I could make more money and have what I wanted.

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Vintage Art

The woman walked through the gallery
Admiring  the art that she did see.
When suddenly she stopped in shock
And paused her afternoon art walk.

For hanging there upon the wall
A portrait that was seen by all,
Enclosed in an ornate silver frame
A picture of immense acclaim.

She pursed her lips and viewed the scene
Of a nude girl who seemed to preen.
As she bent over, let’s be frank,
She had a firm, round ass to spank.

And wearing only high black boots
That accentuated firm, toned glutes,
She waited patiently for him
To strike her upturned ass again.

The elder woman gave a chuckle
Chewing on her ungloved knuckle
Staring at the painting fraught
With sexuality not forgot.

She caught my eye and chuckled more
I thought her knuckle must be sore
And I decided I must ask
What she found shocking, yet a gas.

“The painting doesn’t shock per se,”
She told me in her quiet way.
“What shocked me was I saw it here.
I haven’t seen it in many a year.”

Confusion covered up my face,
She touched my hand and closed the space.
“You see,” she said, with a bit of glee,
“That woman in the painting’s me.”

I couldn’t quite hide my surprise,
And looking deep into my eyes
She nodded, blushed, and said “It’s true,
I wonder if you wished it you.”

And all that I could do was nod,
And smile at her, as I was awed.
I didn’t have much more to say,
So I stepped back and walked away.

I left her lost in reverie
Reliving a good memory.
Her spirit lifted for the day,
And I hoped it would stay that way.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Sexy

model in pink bra and panties

By Lies Thru a Lens (For All That I Could Not See) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. For you, what is sexy time?
Sexy time is when I can dress up – doesn’t matter in what, really, even be nude – and feel sexy and desirable. And then, of course, some hot and hardcore fucking.

2. If your best friend asked, “Do you think I’m sexy?” What would you say?
I would say yes – because she is, and she’s confident about it.

3. If your Mom or Dad asked, “How’s your love life?” Would you answer? What would you tell them?
I’d answer, and tell them fine. But I would be surprised, as they never, ever asked me that, and I can’t imagine they would.

4. A young 8-year-old neighbor asks you, “What is the birds and the bees?” How do you reply?
I would probably direct them to their older siblings or parents. People are touchy about others telling their kids anything about sex – no matter how innocuous it might be.

5. What would you do if your lover’s turn on is your turn off?
Hmmm…well, it would depend how much they needed to be turned on. If it was really something that I couldn’t handle and made me not want to have sex, we probably wouldn’t be lovers, as the key to that is pleasing and turning on each other, not making the other one ice cold.

Bonus: What does it mean to be a man?
That’s tricky to answer, as I’m not one. But I’d say loyal, hard-working, sexy and macho all rolled up into a lovable person.

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Venus In Fur

Guillaume Seignac [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Guillaume Seignac [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I’ll undress before the fire, sliding off my purple bra,
revealing nipples hard as rocks,
stepping out of panties that are wet from my wanting you.

On the floor are various furs,
Soft and sensual between my toes.

I lie down, wrapping them around me,
my body caressed like by your hands
sliding all over my body.

I am waiting for you.

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TMI Tuesday: Get ‘Er Done

Folio 148v of the Apocalypse of St. Sever (St. Sever Beatus), The horses with heads of lions (Public Domain) via <a href=“https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:ApocalypseStSeverFol148vHorsesWithHeadsOfLions.jpg”>Wikimedia Commons </a>

Folio 148v of the Apocalypse of St. Sever (St. Sever Beatus), The horses with heads of lions (Public Domain) via Wikimedia Commons

1.You have 3 days to live:
a. What will you stop doing?
b. What will you do before your time runs out?
a). I’ll stop putting off all of the things I want to do, and do as many as I can.
b). Make sure everyone I love knows that I love them. Also, maybe rob a bank or something since I won’t make it to trial.

2. “True wealth is the ability to fully experience life.” – Henry David Thoreau
a. Are you truly experiencing life?
b. Are you truly experiencing a full sex life?
a). No, although I’m trying to experience it more.
b). No – there’s a lot that I’m not experiencing that I want to.

3. During sex, what is something that usually distracts you?
It depends. Usually I’m not distracted, but if something odd is on the TV it can pull me out of the moment.

4. Because you are busy, busy, busy you now have been ordered to have scheduled down time of two hours.
a. What time of day do you take your down time?
b. What do you do in your down time?
Oh geez, I wish! Let’s see…
a). I would take my down time between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
b). I would either get a massage or take a nap.

5. Thinking about your sex life:
a. What are the positives?
b. What are the negatives?
a). The positives are that I can orgasm pretty easily, and often.
b). The negatives would be that it’s not often enough or fulfilling enough.

Bonus: In question 5, how can you change the negatives to positives–eliminate them?
Well, obviously, making it more frequent and more satisfying.

 

 

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