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Wicked Wednesday: Celibacy

Egon Schiele [Public domain]

I could not live a life where I maintained celibacy,
For never having sex does not excite or fulfill me.
I’d rather fuck all day and night than be alone in bed.
I think if I were celibate, it would mess up my head.

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TMI Tuesday: Whole Lotta Love

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1. What makes you feel unloved?
When I’m not listened to. That makes me feel uninteresting and sad.

2. What is the one act that a person can do that makes you feel loved?
Holding me in their arms, so I can feel that they never want to let me go.

3. What kind of music do you find romantic?
I actually find metal and jazz romantic. That probably seems like a strange combination, but they both can really set the mood.

4. What do you find utterly unromantic?
Country music. It’s even worse than rap – it sets my teeth on edge and makes me want to scream.

5. What thing did you find out about your significant other that you decided to look past and go for a relationship?
Definitely the snoring. It’s hard to look past, but there are ways around it.

Bonus: In your life, is romance dead?
It’s not dead, but it could use a little nudge.

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Wicked Wednesday: Explore

Tudor from Guelph, Ontario, Canada [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I want to explore all of you
From your lips
To your toes
My hands all over your body
Your cock hard at my touch
My mouth covering you with kisses
As our hearts beat together
and our souls join.

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TMI Tuesday: Sex, Cereal, and Ants!

Evan-Amos [Public domain], from Wikimedia Commons

1. What was your favorite part of yesterday?
That nothing else broke! In the past week, my refrigerator decided it didn’t want to work (the compressor went out), my garage door broke and needed repair, and then my bathroom flooded and I had to call a plumber (at double-time rates as it was Saturday). Yesterday was heaven.

2. If you could make your own porn movie, what would you call it? Would you write it, direct and/or star in the movie?
I can’t think of any great titles tonight – maybe something like “House of Screams” or “A Noisy Place”, featuring women who cum loudly. I would probably write and direct it – I’m not sure if I’d star in it, but maybe.

3. What do you like the least about sex?
I dislike the cleanup afterwards, especially if we’re using a lot of toys.

4. So, now what are you planning to do?
Well, right now I’m vegging out to a show called The BodyGuard, and I’m going to ride my bike for a half hour shortly.

5. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?
You know, it’s been ages since I ate cereal. I’ll go with Count Chocula cereal – because it’s good and it’s chocolatey, and you can’t really ask more than that from a cereal.

Bonus: If you could shrink down to ant-sized, what would you do?
Well, now that I’m thinking about cereal, it would be kind of fun to go swimming in a bowl of milk, with just a few round pieces of cereal to use as inner-tube floats. It’d probably also be fun to play in Legoland, as everything would be just about the right size.

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Wicked Wednesday: Technical Sex

Jon Photographer [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

The trickiest positions that I find quite hard to do
is definitely sixty-nine – it’s never been a coup.
It’s bad when I’m on bottom and it’s worse when I’m on top,
I find it rather difficult to focus and I stop.

I love to suck my lover’s cock, and take it to his balls,
With slow and sensuous sucks and licks that make him climb the walls.
It takes some concentration for the rhythm and the flow,
And when we sixty-nine that rhythm goes out the window.

For when I’m on the bottom oftentimes he’ll start to thrust,
And with my clit on fire, alive, there’s no way to adjust.
I want to move around and I forget what I am doing,
It’s hard to keep on sucking when an orgasm is brewing.

And when I’m on the top and I am wet and quite aroused,
I grind into his tongue until his face is rather soused.
I’m way too focused on my clit and how soon I’ll be cumming,
I just can’t focus on his cock and keep his motor running.

I’d rather that we each take turns to turn the other on,
So both of us are satisfied until the break of dawn.
I don’t know if I’ll ever master how to sixty-nine,
But practice might make perfect – and yes, perfect would be fine.

 

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