“Sammi and Johnny were lovers,
O, my Gawd, how they could love…”
While I normally have a preference for non-realistic toys I’ve been exploring some that are much more realistic. I love the dildos and vibrators I have from Vixen Creations (in both varieties), which include the Mistress, the Outlaw, the Smooth Operator, and Randy, whether they’re silicone or skinlike Vixskin. Johnny caught my eye one day while I was browsing EdenFantasys, and his smooth look made me want to give him a try.
Johnny comes in a clear clamshell case that’s easy to open, and he’s visible through both the front and back. A small Vixen Creations see-through label on the front has some product information.
He comes in three colors: vanilla, chocolate, and black. I chose to get him in chocolate, and my Johnny is a rich, creamy color like a Hershey bar. He doesn’t taste or smell like one though (which is either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your chocolate addiction): he’s made of silicone and is completely odorless and tasteless. He’s also nonporous and phthalates free.
Squishy and soft, flexible yet firm enough to thrust with, and slightly tacky to the touch, Johnny has a shiny circumsized head. His gently curved shaft makes him great for g-spotting, and it’s nicely detailed with veins all the way down to his base, giving him a pleasing, realistic look all along his sumptuous 7” (6 1/4” of which are insertable). Johnny is fairly thick, and I can just wrap my hand around his almost 2” diameter. His balls are raised and are also finely detailed, and they provide an easy place to hang on to and control thrusting. Johnny’s base is flat, so he can stand upright on a counter, chair, table, or floor without flopping over. Since he does have a base, Johnny can also be used for anal play if you’re looking for something large and filling.
Johnny should be cleaned both before and after use, and he’s easy to clean with antibacterial soap and warm water. He can also be boiled on the stove or run through the dishwasher. After washing, Johnny should be patted dry and stored upright so he maintains his shape. His packaging provides a nice way to do this. Since he’s made of silicone, Johnny only likes water-based lubes.
So, Does He Work? I love Johnny! While he’s by no means the largest toy I own, he’s beautifully proportioned and filling. I like his shape quite a bit, particularly his curve, which works well for me for g-spot play. I’m able to get his tip to hit just right. His balls and base are easy for me to grasp and thrust at the speed I need, and his squishiness allows me to really hammer hard with him without him causing me any pain.
Now, when my husband used Johnny on me the first time, it wasn’t quite as good. He had him turned the wrong way, so his curve faced away from my stomach. Johnny is flexible, but not THAT flexible, and he feels much better going in with the curve correctly positioned. Once we got him turned around, however, Johnny performed admirably.
Johnny worked nicely for double penetration as well. While he’s a bit too large for me to take anally, he worked fine vaginally and his base and balls didn’t get in the way. While I like just using him by himself, he also works well with a clitoral vibe or an anal vibe, and pressing the vibrator to his base will transmit some vibration up his shaft.
Johnny is a delight, and a dildo I’m glad to add to my ever growing arsenal. If you’d like to try Johnny for yourself, you can purchase him at EdenFantasys by clicking on the widget below. You won’t be sorry you did!
This product was purchased from EdenFantasys with no expectation of review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.