Questing about for something fun, I kept coming back to look at the Randy dildo. I love Vixen Creations, and Randy did look enjoyable. He was only slightly larger than my big toys, although he looked rather short. He was available in both silicone and Vixskin versions, and what primarily sold me on the silicone was the color. We all know how I feel about realistic colored toys by now, right? I also figured the silicone wouldn’t be as floppy as the Vixskin and, once my husband agreed, I bought Randy from EdenFantasys.
Randy arrived in a see-through tube with red cap ends and the vixen logo and product information on the front. He looked a little smooshed in the tube, mainly because of his base.
Once I got Randy out (and this was a little tricky – the base is just that much too big) I could really appreciate him. His color is fantastic – a deep purple with swirls of blue and turquoise all through. These swirls pick up the light and give him a shimmery look. Simply gorgeous!
Randy’s smooth to the touch, with just a little bit of drag to his surface. He’s somewhat realistic in appearance with his bulging head and shaft design. Randy is squishy, but not too soft, and he’s flexible enough to be straightened out, although he won’t stay this way.
Randy looks short, mostly because he’s so girthy. He’s 6 1/2” long from his tip to the bottom of his base, with 5 1/2″ insertable. He is close to 7 1/4” in circumference around his head (about a 2 1/4″ diameter) before he tapers down after a nice bulge right below his head to about 6 3/4″ around (a 2 1/8” diameter), so he’s super thick and filling. I have a lot of toys with 2” diameter so I didn’t his extra 1/8” to 1/4″ would make much of a difference, but it really does. Randy is slightly curved, and I found this made him hit my g-spot.
Randy has a flared base and is harness compatible if you have a large enough O-ring to fit him. He’s also safe to use for anal if you are looking for something large. The base is 3 1/2″ in diameter, and about 1/4″ thick. It has a slight upwards indentation in the middle, which allows the base to be used as a suction cup. It creates sufficient suction to stick to the shower wall or tile if you want to have some hands free fun. The base is also wide enough that Randy will stand up on a flat surface without tipping over.
Randy needs plenty of lubricant to be comfortably used. Since he’s made of silicone, only water-based lubricants should be used, and used plentifully. The lubricant will help him slide in and be thrust comfortably.
Randy is made from silicone, so he’s non-porous, phthalates-free, latex free, and hypoallergenic. He can be washed with antibacterial soap and warm water, or cleaned with your favorite toy cleaner. You can also wipe him down with a 10% bleach solution. Randy can be disinfected in the top rack of a dishwasher or boiled on the stove for a few minutes. He should be stored in a cool, dark place, and not touching other toys. He can be stored in his tube, but since it doesn’t fit the base well, I prefer to just stand him on the shelf.
I had Randy slathered with lube before I tried him the first time. The bulge on the bottom of his head caught a bit when I first inserted him, but I found once I got used to his size it didn’t seem to hit anymore. It also didn’t bother me if I warmed up a bit with another toy like Maverick that was just a bit smaller. I did find him a bit short to easily grip to thrust. He brought me to a g-spot orgasm all by himself, and he also worked well when used with a clitoral bullet and a plug.
My husband liked the wide base a lot, and found it easy to hold onto and thrust Randy with. He didn’t have any problem with the length.
I found Randy a bit harder to use in the shower. The suction cup held on to the wall with no problem, but I preferred the control my husband had over the thrusting.
I would definitely recommend Randy if you want a toy with some size. He’s lovely, filling, and I think he’ll become one of my favorites.
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