Wicked Wednesday: Porn Site

published under psudonym Dumoulin, J.-X. [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

If I ran my own porn site
That showed porn I want to see,
I’d have a few main sections
and a good variety.

I think it would be mostly clips
or hardcore compilations,
With scenes to titillate and lots
of sexual temptations.

I dislike porn that has a plot –
I find it awfully boring.
I want to watch the action and
not find myself soon snoring.

The types of porn I love to watch
are double penetration,
and hardcore intense gangbangs
with abundant wild gyration.

And don’t forget the bondage,
both in public and in private.
I feel clit throb as I watch
A well upturned and red butt.

I think I like to watch in porn
Things that I’ve never done,
It sparks my dirty thoughts and makes
my imagination run.

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2 responses to “Wicked Wednesday: Porn Site

  1. Very witty, clever and … I rather agree!