Kink Of The Week: Dildos


From left to right: Eleven, Smooth S, Leisure, Fling, Dracula, Cyborg

I love dildos. I’ll admit that I have more vibrators, but there’s just something about dildos that I enjoy. It took me a while to get my first one, but now, for me, they’re like Lay’s potato chips – you can’t fuck just one.


The Tantus Sherbet on the Tantus suction cup

The very first dildo I ever got, and which I still have, was the silicone Tantus Sherbet. It was also the first dildo I ever wrote a review for. Yes, it has a bullet hole, but it works just fine without vibration. Plus, it’s the most beautiful green.

I have a large assortment of silicone dildos, which include all sizes from small to large, the largest being Hoss. Some are beautifully colored – green, pink, black, orange, and blue – while others are flesh tones. Some are rather monstrous as well. Many of the brightly colored ones are realistic in shape, but some are not….and all of the flesh-colored ones are realistic. I do still have some non-silicone realistic dildos that I just can’t get rid of because of their size and how they feel. These are quite detailed, and are molded from real people…quite well endowed porn stars.


Smooth Operator on the stationary bike

Several of the dildos I own have that bullet hole on the bottom, which works well on a suction cup attachment…and using a suction cup adds a whole new dimension for playing with them. Hole or not, they all work well on a fucking machine.

While I do love silicone, I also have a lot of dildos in other materials, including glass, metal, and wood. Most of my glass dildos are colorful, although a few are clear, and they tend to be smaller in girth than all the others. My metal dildos include the Eleven, which is by far the heaviest one I own. I only have two wooden ones: the Smooth S and the Fling, both from NobEssence, and they are two of my favorites. I particularly love the fling, which as a handle…and that comes in pretty handy.


Shane Diesel’s cock

Overall, I prefer grittier dildos and dildos with texture…unless they’re for anal use, where I prefer them thinner and smooth. I like curved ones, as they’re better to hit my g-spot, but straight ones can be quite filling and satisfying as well.

Dildos are great anytime: solo or with my partner, during kink play or regular sex. I don’t consider dildos inherently kinky, although when I’ve got two on the machine thrusting away into me and I’m bound, it probably crosses over that line. But as much as I love them, they’re really no substitute for a flesh and blood cock.


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6 responses to “Kink Of The Week: Dildos

  1. That’s a nice collection! I had to go and look up the Hoss, and now I’m tempted – it’s not quite got the diameter of the Mr Universe (also a Tantus) but it is longer… Mmmm 🙂

    xx Dee

  2. What an amazing collection and the suction cup attachment to the bullet hole is a brilliant idea.

  3. I have severe dildo envy! I have looked at the njoy Eleven a few times but have been put off by the price. But if it does the job, it may be worth the splurge! Wood is another material on my list … I’d not heard of NobEssence before – I will have to check them out. Jane xxx

  4. I have the wooden S Curve too – it was actually the first dildo that I REALLY got off with…I love it and my Eleven!

    Because of my rings, W is very cautious about using a fucking machine on me, but OH I want to try it – the ultimate use of a dildo!

  5. That is a lovely collection that you have there. I am really fascinated by the wooden ones, think I may have to try them soon!

    ~Mia~ xx

  6. I often wonder how the Fling would feel — if it has a version made of stainless steel like the Eleven? Maybe it will be even better than it already is?