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TMI Tuesday: Lovers Guide

Painting of Selene and Endymion

Andrey Ivanovich Ivanov [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Write your 3 sexual commandments and share them here at TMI Tuesday.
1. We will have foreplay – lots of foreplay.
2. We will both come – ideally together, but it’s okay if we don’t.
3. Cuddling is expected – don’t jump right up for a towel.

2. Tell us your 3 D’s of relationship destruction.
1. Dirty sheets. Regardless of how dirty we’ll make them while we’re fucking, they should be clean to start with.
2. Deviousness. I much prefer honesty and truthfulness.
3. Dry sex. Seriously, lube is sometimes a necessity – don’t be afraid to use it!

3. WikiHow lists several steps to seduce someone https://m.wikihow.com/Seduce-Someone-Using-Only-Your-Eyes. What are your top 3 moves of seduction?
1. Making eye contact with a smile, and then sucking on a finger.
2. Engaging in conversation and drawing out the person.
3. Light touches on the hands while making eye contact.

Really, eye contact is important when trying to seduce someone.

4. What is your sexual healing?
I think understanding that my body and mind need to engage in sexual activity, whether alone or not, and that it’s a process that brings about euphoria and release.

5. Would you attend a class that taught you how to have an orgasm?
Sure – why not?

Bonus: In which areas of your life are you overly confident?
I’m not sure I’m overly confident about much – maybe my ability to stay sane when my life is in chaos?


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TMI Tuesday: Call Me Crazy…

1. To prepare for this week you will. . .
a. Do 100 push-ups a day
b. Fall asleep to acid house
c. Drink gasoline for breakfast
d. Play TMI Tuesday
Well, the easiest would be to play TMI Tuesday…and here I am!

2. So you entered a cunnilingus contest. What would be your special skill? You know that winning move that would render a woman weak in the knees and make her cum all over your face.
My special skill would be to start licking lightly, and then go faster with some light sucking while slipping a finger in her wet cunt. That’s how I like it done to me.

3. Would you say that any acts of BDSM are cathartic for you? If yes, which ones? Do you find you need those acts because you know they are cathartic?
Hmmm…I would say some are, including paddling, spanking, and forced orgasms. I don’t find that I need them, but I do really enjoy them.

4. Do you believe in:
Ghosts? I’ve never encountered one, but I think there’s a possibility.
Aliens? I do believe in aliens. I can’t believe that this is the only planet with life.
Climate change? Well yes, of course! I can see it in the way the weather’s changed over the past many years where I live.

5. What is your favorite game to play that a lot of people have never heard of or don’t play?
For board games, I’d say Parcheesi or Cap the Hat. For arcade games, Sinistar or Pac-Land. For computer-games, definitely Wizardry. I think all the games I play on the XBox or PlayStation are ones many people have heard of or play.

BonusWhat’s the most amount of money you’d be willing to spend on:
– Car? Ok, we’re assuming I could afford to spend it, and would be willing to. I could see spending up to maybe $200K, but it would have to be pretty fucking rad.
– Couch? I would think around $3,000.
– Shoes? Ok, I love shoes. But no more than $500 or so.


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TMI Tuesday: Not Enough! Too Much!

Corinth Lovis - Morgensonne painting of a woman waking up in bed.

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
For a change, I would rather be the hottest woman in the room.

2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
Most definitely – it’s rare that I’ve ever heard them, but it can be arousing, and I often wonder if they know others can hear them.

3. What are some small things that make your day better?
Someone saying thank you when I do something for them, having a meeting canceled, and doing well on a quiz can all make my day a lot better.

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
Call 911.

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
Ideally, I’m sleeping in, and someone has fed the dogs so they aren’t staring at me waiting for food. Then a hot shower and some rowdy sex.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
It would be nice to go out to dinner, then to see a decent movie, and then a few drinks at the bar before coming home for some rowdy sex.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
Ok, that’s a tough one. I’m not sure that there’s anything I want to achieve that’s really crazy or outrageous. Maybe teach English in Japan or China?

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TMI Tuesday: Tuesday, Tuesday Feels So Good To Me

Poster of Alexander the Crystal Seer - fortune teller

By The original uploader was Ali at English Wikipedia(Original text: Not attributed) (Library of Congress [1]) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, your future, what would you want to know?
I would want to know everything – what I really am, what’s working in my life and what’s not, and what my future would be if I didn’t change anything, and then if I did.
2. What do you value most in your sex life?
I value the freedom to express myself, and to be sexually satisfied and orgasmic.
3. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
I think tragedies are too serious to be joked about. Events like the Holocaust, 9/11, and school shootings for example. I know sometimes humor helps people deal with tragedy, but it just doesn’t seem right for these types of events.
4. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one in which you currently live, where would you move and why?
I would move to Japan. I’ve been learning the language and culture, and I think it would be a fascinating place to live.
5. Are you too nice?
Sometimes I think I am…but not all of the time.
Bonus: Falling in love is painful . (one word only)


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TMI Tuesday: The Life You Want

slice of cheesecake with caramel sauce and 3 spoons

By Morgan (originally posted to Flickr as Cheesecake) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Who was the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?
My first crush was in 4th grade – a boy names Steve. I’m not sure exactly why I liked him – I guess I just thought he was cute. Oh, and he listened to Kiss, so that was a plus.

2. What is the most important material possession you have and why?
Hmmm…that’s a tough one. I guess it would be my phone, as it allows me access to almost everything from almost everywhere.

3. If you were a cake which cake would you be?
I think a decadent caramel cheesecake.

4. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?
Literally? No. Not yet.

5. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
I think most of all, I’d like to have gained the ability to write well – well enough to be putting out best sellers and make a living off of being an author.

Bonus: Do you have a dream you’re pursuing? Tell us about it.
My dream would be to become a best-selling author and spend the days writing from my ocean-view home.

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