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TMI Tuesday: It’s Complicated

Felicien Rops black and white picture of a man and woman 69ing.

Félicien Rops [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How do you gauge the success of your romantic relationships?
If both people are happy, then I think it’s successful. If one or both aren’t as happy as they should be, then the reasons why determine the success.

2. How often do you prefer to talk about sex with your lover?
I would like to talk about it more often than we do.

3. During sex, what is your top priority?
Orgasm and pleasure. I suppose that sounds trite and a bit selfish, but I really love to have them, and once I have one, the rest just follow nicely along behind. And usually the path to my orgasm is giving my partner a lot of pleasure.

4. What advice would you like to give your partner to be a better lover? Are you afraid to give that advice?
Well, let’s see. Maybe to listen to me, and to take his time when I want him to. I’m not afraid to give it, but I’m not sure that I would.

5. While in the moment of having sex, what is the best way you like to receive feedback from a lover that they are enjoying or are not enjoying sex
a. moans and groans
b. tell me in dirty talk
c. give me direction or be explicit
d. just fuck, tell me later if it was good for you
Usually a and b. Moans, groans, and dirty talk are a pretty good indicator if they’re enjoying it.

Bonus: Are you an idiot? Why or why not?
In the sense of “someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way“, sometimes I am, yes.

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Tattoo

Woman's back with tattoo of cherry blossoms and fish.


By TattooTemple (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 or GFDL], via Wikimedia Commons

I don’t have any tattoos. I’ve always wanted one or two, but I still haven’t braved it under the needle. I’d want to get one where no one would see it unless I was naked – most likely on my back – either a “tramp stamp” or a more all-over design. My preference would be for butterflies, like this one or this one.

 

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Eavesdropping

El Paral-lel 19=894 - 1939 Exhibit at CCCB in Barcelona woman masturbating on a bed

By Kippelboy (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

The walls of my bedroom are thin
and I imagine you with your ear pressed against the wall
having heard my door slam,
waiting to satisfy your need.

Can you hear
The soft rustle of my silk shirt as it
Slides from my shoulders and hits the floor?
The soft whoosh as I pull down the zipper of my jeans
then wiggle out of them and leave them in a pile at my feet?
The gentle pad of my feet across the plush carpet?
The creak of my bed as I climb atop it?

What do you see in your mind
as you listen to my rustling
and hear the buzzing of my vibrator,
the sound rising and fading as I thrust it inside myself,
my wetness drenching the sheets?

Is your cock hard in your hand as you stroke to my moaning,
imagining that it is you thrusting hard inside me
while I rub my clit?

Do you stifle your cry as you cum,
plastering the wall with your seed
as you hear my cries as I climax
before I fall back in satisfaction against my pillow?

As I lie sleepy and satisfied, I wonder how much you overhear
night after night, and if you sleep as soundly afterwards as I do.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Foreigner

Cervelli painting of Orpheus and Euridice

Cervelli (Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons

I want to travel far and wide – I’ve got the travel bug,
and learn to pack my bags up light so I have less to lug.

To journey from America, to go across the seas,
To visit foreign countries and immerse myself in these.

Of course I’d learn to speak a bit, I’d go without a care,
And no matter what would happen I would be so laissez faire.

I’d be a winsome stranger setting foot in a strange land,
I’d seek out love and enjoy life, I think it would be grand.

I’d start in Costa Rica, caliente and mojado,
and find you in a nightclub where we’d tango en la noche

You’d look into mis ojos and then you’d kiss me on the lips,
And then you’d place your dedos on my wild, gyrating hips.

We’d dance la jodienda and you’d say to me te amo,
And we would be amantes till my journey took me further.

We’d whisper adios between our hungry, parting besos,
I’d think about you fondly and I’d hope you also did so.

I’d travel next to Tokyo in the middle of Japan,
Where I would be a gaijin, a josei without a man.

In a busy izakaya I would feel your strong gyoushi,
And when our eyes would meet I’d feel you sweep me off my ashi.

We’d drink a little longer before heading to jitaku,
And we would kuso till yoake, maybe until yoru.

You’d tell me aishite imasu and to you I’d say dai suki desu,
Anata wa watashi no kokoro no yokkyuu desu

The next stop on my trip would be China, and Shanghai,
Experience the city life and say ni hao (or hi)

We’d run across each other on a fanmang de jie,
And it would not take long for us to go home and xìngjiao.

Your shou would feel my shenti and your mu would see my soul,
for a time your aiqíng fills the longing in my shenghuo.

You’d tell me that you loved me and I’d say wo ye ai ni
We’d fall asleep and for a time our love is meant to be.

I want to travel cross the world and fit in as I can,
A foreigner, I’d find a way to talk, to learn, to plan.

So many other countries that I’d want to see and do,
And in each place I’d find a love, but never quite like you.

 

 

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TMI Tuesday: It’s A Good Week To Have A Good Week

Blunck,_Mareridtscene

By Ditliv Blunck [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. What is your reality?
Hmm…swamped at work, doing well in class (so far), and always tired.

2. Will you have sex today? This week?
Not today, but hopefully this week.

3. What did you hate doing this past weekend?
I hated writing descriptions for eBay items – I have way too much to list and (hopefully) sell.

4. What did you love doing this past weekend?
I loved watching the opening day of football, with all the snacks and goodies.

5. Which new technology have you found most helpful in your life? Which do you find to be the most annoying?

I think my iPhone is the most helpful technology in my life – it’s a mini computer that fits in my pocket, and lets me do so many things faster than I otherwise could.

The most annoying…hmmm…the only thing that I’m finding annoying right now is online ordering for pizza. You’d think that companies would be able to customize coupons for location, rather than presenting ones that are wrong and ring up wrong. That is truly annoying. Get a decent web designer!

Bonus: Go do last week’s TMI questions that were posted on Friday. Great questions!
I completely missed them! So here are my answers to TMI Friday:

1. You are going to make a sexy weekend with your lover. Which one are you most likely to enjoy? Which of the activities is most likely to happen?
a. Cook dinner together
b. Play a sexy game
c. Take a bath together
I’d most enjoy c, but a is most likely to happen.

2. Will you watch porn this weekend? Alone or with someone?
Well, of course! What’s a weekend without porn? I will most likely watch alone.

3. Sexy games–pick one you’d like to play? Why?
a. Naked twister or
b. Strip trivial pursuit
I’d have to go with a). I’ve played it before, and it really is fun. B would be fun if I didn’t want to get naked (I’m very good at trivia and trivial pursuit).

4. Friday night you hit happy hour, you meet a super sexy woman/man and the two of you chat and laugh the night away. She/he leans into you and says, “You’re irresistible, can I touch your pussy/cock?’ What is your answer?
Who’s room is closer?

5. What do you really have planned for the weekend?
This weekend, I have plans to do some quilting and clean out my garage. And maybe go see IT.

6. Does this TMI on a Friday have you changing your weekend plans?
It doesn’t – I’ll still be quilting and cleaning.

Bonus: What you like to do on the weekend but never seem to get the chance?
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is sleep in. Like really late. I rarely get the chance to do it, but when I manage to it is the best thing ever.

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