TMI Tuesday: Anecdotes

Complete each sentence with an anecdote of sexual adventure or misadventure:

1. The first time I . . . bought a vibrator, I ordered it from a print catalog (does anyone remember doing that?) . I was rather mortified, but excited when it came. It was a hard plastic purple one that took 2 C batteries, and I had an amazing orgasm with it in my dorm room. I think all of my neighbors would agree that it was one amazing orgasm, too.

2. The last time I . . . had phone sex, it was amazing – much better than I expected it to be.

3. The only time I . . . had sex by a lake, it was in a little cave that was relatively inaccessible – and there was plenty of warning if anyone happened by. It was fun, but the rocks were probably the most uncomfortable surface I’ve ever been fucked on – my back ached for days.

4. My best . . . time in Las Vegas was in a penthouse suite in the Bellagio. I had brought a lot of sexy new lingerie, and more toys and bondage gear than I thought I knew what to do with…but really, I did know what to do with it. Fucking overlooking the strip was truly memorable.

5. My worst . . .experience with bondage was when my husband and I were playing around, and we had the Hitachi wand set up like a Sybian, in it’s own special little mount. The orgasm was incredible, but I for some reason it gave me a splitting headace – it felt like my head was going to explode, and we had to stop because the headache was so intense.

BONUS: Everyone, no matter how much experienced, still has some unfulfilled desires. What is at the top of your yet-to-do list?
Hmmm…I think at the top of my list is to have sex on a cruise ship.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Fears

Cleveland, Ohio: W.J. Morgan & Co. Lith. edited by user:mbz1 [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I really don’t have phobias, but some things do scare me,
I try to keep that fear inside where others cannot see.
It’s way down deep and hidden, but it rustles in its cage,
And if it ever breaks free it will be with vicious rage.

You might think that my fears are centered around bugs or spiders,
Or maybe dogs, or the outdoors, or even big dividers,
Or certain numbers, or the dark, or maybe even snakes,
(And certainly that last one gives me shivers and the shakes).

But what I truly fear is dying way before my time,
And leaving you alone, bereft, and edging past your prime.
It’s selfish but I’d rather not have you go before me,
For life would be unbearable, and too much agony

I want you with me always, and I want to share our life,
Our happiness and sorrow, and our harmony and strife.
For our trials make us stronger and each other we complete,
And I will love you always, with a love that’s pure and sweet.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Astonish

No machine-readable author provided. Pufacz assumed (based on copyright claims). [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I’m always astonished
by how much I care for you
Cherish you
Need you
Love you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: We Simply Must Know

Paul Gauguin [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How do you spend most of your time?
I spend most of my time reading and sewing, when I’m not at work.

2. Is this where you thought you would end up?
No – I thought I’d live somewhere different, and have a much different (and enjoyable) job.

3. What would you do differently if given the opportunity?
I would go to a different school, and I would pick a different major.

4. How do you encourage creativity in the bedroom?
Hmmm….I think by talking a lot and trying to introduce fantasies.

5. Tell us something about yourself that might surprise us.
I won the county spelling bee when I was in grade school, and my winning word was “hausfrau.”

Bonus: Sexually, who has influenced you the most?
That’s a tough one. I’ve never really thought about it…and I’m not sure that I can name anyone off the top of my head.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Erotic Photo

Peter Klashorst [CC BY 2.0]

If I were to pose for you
let you take a photo
I’d bite my lip and flutter my lashes
then turn around
and slowly disrobe
the towel dropping below my spankable ass
before I dropped it to the floor.
Looking over my shoulder
my eyes would beckon you to
drop your camera and caress me.

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