TMI Tuesday: Call Me Crazy…

1. To prepare for this week you will. . .
a. Do 100 push-ups a day
b. Fall asleep to acid house
c. Drink gasoline for breakfast
d. Play TMI Tuesday
Well, the easiest would be to play TMI Tuesday…and here I am!

2. So you entered a cunnilingus contest. What would be your special skill? You know that winning move that would render a woman weak in the knees and make her cum all over your face.
My special skill would be to start licking lightly, and then go faster with some light sucking while slipping a finger in her wet cunt. That’s how I like it done to me.

3. Would you say that any acts of BDSM are cathartic for you? If yes, which ones? Do you find you need those acts because you know they are cathartic?
Hmmm…I would say some are, including paddling, spanking, and forced orgasms. I don’t find that I need them, but I do really enjoy them.

4. Do you believe in:
Ghosts? I’ve never encountered one, but I think there’s a possibility.
Aliens? I do believe in aliens. I can’t believe that this is the only planet with life.
Climate change? Well yes, of course! I can see it in the way the weather’s changed over the past many years where I live.

5. What is your favorite game to play that a lot of people have never heard of or don’t play?
For board games, I’d say Parcheesi or Cap the Hat. For arcade games, Sinistar or Pac-Land. For computer-games, definitely Wizardry. I think all the games I play on the XBox or PlayStation are ones many people have heard of or play.

BonusWhat’s the most amount of money you’d be willing to spend on:
– Car? Ok, we’re assuming I could afford to spend it, and would be willing to. I could see spending up to maybe $200K, but it would have to be pretty fucking rad.
– Couch? I would think around $3,000.
– Shoes? Ok, I love shoes. But no more than $500 or so.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Catastrophe

Nymph and Satyr Alexandre Cabenel 1860

Alexandre Cabanel [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

My life’s been a catastrophe for oh so many years,
Sometimes I laugh in spite of it, sometimes I melt in tears.
It’s never just one thing that overtakes me in my life,
But many small occurrences that bury me in strife.

I think if I could focus for a minute or an hour,
I’d be able to harmonize and find a bit of power.
I’d meditate on what it’d take to hold you in my arms,
To then feel safe and comforted, protected from all harms.

I’d hope that you could save me from my melancholy days,
And come to me and love me in a hundred and one ways.
Your kisses and caresses would soothe my aching heart,
I really cannot stand it that we spend this time apart.

When things spiral out of control and I am deeply sad,
I’ll close my eyes and think of you and what we might have had.
And if I think of all the things that we have left to do,
The chaos that’s my nightmare will be vanquished all by you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Not Enough! Too Much!

Corinth Lovis - Morgensonne painting of a woman waking up in bed.

Lovis Corinth [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
For a change, I would rather be the hottest woman in the room.

2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
Most definitely – it’s rare that I’ve ever heard them, but it can be arousing, and I often wonder if they know others can hear them.

3. What are some small things that make your day better?
Someone saying thank you when I do something for them, having a meeting canceled, and doing well on a quiz can all make my day a lot better.

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
Call 911.

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
Ideally, I’m sleeping in, and someone has fed the dogs so they aren’t staring at me waiting for food. Then a hot shower and some rowdy sex.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
It would be nice to go out to dinner, then to see a decent movie, and then a few drinks at the bar before coming home for some rowdy sex.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
Ok, that’s a tough one. I’m not sure that there’s anything I want to achieve that’s really crazy or outrageous. Maybe teach English in Japan or China?

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Wicked Wednesday: Night Out

drawing of a couple - kirchner liebesparr in orange

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Where will we go?
A restaurant first, with wine and dinner
A movie where we can share popcorn
A play at the theater?

Just take me back to your place.

I’d rather spend the night in with you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Tuesday, Tuesday Feels So Good To Me

Poster of Alexander the Crystal Seer - fortune teller

By The original uploader was Ali at English Wikipedia(Original text: Not attributed) (Library of Congress [1]) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, your future, what would you want to know?
I would want to know everything – what I really am, what’s working in my life and what’s not, and what my future would be if I didn’t change anything, and then if I did.
2. What do you value most in your sex life?
I value the freedom to express myself, and to be sexually satisfied and orgasmic.
3. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
I think tragedies are too serious to be joked about. Events like the Holocaust, 9/11, and school shootings for example. I know sometimes humor helps people deal with tragedy, but it just doesn’t seem right for these types of events.
4. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one in which you currently live, where would you move and why?
I would move to Japan. I’ve been learning the language and culture, and I think it would be a fascinating place to live.
5. Are you too nice?
Sometimes I think I am…but not all of the time.
Bonus: Falling in love is painful . (one word only)

 

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