Wicked Wednesday: Driving Lessons

I’ve never driven a stick shift. Can you help me?

I’ve put the key in the ignition, and my foot is on the clutch.

I’ll turn the key slowly, and let the motor purr.

The knob of the gear lever is hard and fills my hand.

I run my fingers over its smooth surface before cupping it in my palm.

Are you cold? I thought I saw you shiver.

I gently shift the lever into first and ease up on the clutch while pressing on the accelerator.

The engine revs and we glide forward slowly.

I feel your hand on mine, wanting to change gears, but I forget to press the clutch in and we jerk to a stop.

Your hand caresses my thigh, and my engine is as warm and ready as the cars.

Will you let me take you for a drive?

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TMI Tuesday: 5 Things

Ariadne watching the struggle of theseus with the minotaur - google art project

Henry Fuseli [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Tell us . . .
1.  The problem with you in 5 words.
Too many conflicts and heartaches.

2.  5 things you want in life.
Happiness, money, peace, love, and sex.

3.  5 things you need to quit.
Procrastinating, smoking, anxiety, internal conflict, and self-deprecation.

4.  5 things you require in a lover.

Honesty, endurance, openness, humor, and desire.

5.  5 things you are tired of.
Politics, routine, indecision, snow, and bills.

Bonus:  What 5 things will you never share on social media?
My address, phone number, nudes, family, and plans.

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Wicked Wednesday: Million Dollars

If suddenly I had a million dollars in the bank,
I think at first I’d squeal loudly – then I think I’d faint.
I’d want to cash it out as bills and toss it on the bed,
And roll around quite naked with Ben Franklin at my head.

So would you like to fuck me hard while rolling in the dough?
Or have me ride you rough while putting bills on your torso?
I’d want to be fucked doggy-style and ridden to collapse,
And then I’d ride you hard again, and then again perhaps.

I’d take the money back and store it in my bank account,
I think most of my troubles I’d be able to surmount.
We’d have enough to do whatever we wanted to do,
But it really wouldn’t matter as long as I was with you.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Lovers Guide

Painting of Selene and Endymion

Andrey Ivanovich Ivanov [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Write your 3 sexual commandments and share them here at TMI Tuesday.
1. We will have foreplay – lots of foreplay.
2. We will both come – ideally together, but it’s okay if we don’t.
3. Cuddling is expected – don’t jump right up for a towel.

2. Tell us your 3 D’s of relationship destruction.
1. Dirty sheets. Regardless of how dirty we’ll make them while we’re fucking, they should be clean to start with.
2. Deviousness. I much prefer honesty and truthfulness.
3. Dry sex. Seriously, lube is sometimes a necessity – don’t be afraid to use it!

3. WikiHow lists several steps to seduce someone https://m.wikihow.com/Seduce-Someone-Using-Only-Your-Eyes. What are your top 3 moves of seduction?
1. Making eye contact with a smile, and then sucking on a finger.
2. Engaging in conversation and drawing out the person.
3. Light touches on the hands while making eye contact.

Really, eye contact is important when trying to seduce someone.

4. What is your sexual healing?
I think understanding that my body and mind need to engage in sexual activity, whether alone or not, and that it’s a process that brings about euphoria and release.

5. Would you attend a class that taught you how to have an orgasm?
Sure – why not?

Bonus: In which areas of your life are you overly confident?
I’m not sure I’m overly confident about much – maybe my ability to stay sane when my life is in chaos?

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Travel

stewardess on a plane

By clipperarctic (Stewardess 707) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Would you like to take a trip with me?

Our destination pleasure.

Flying into arousal
We’ll join the Mile High Club
before we land.

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