Hmmm…one of the things with reviewing sex toys is that they tend to multiply all over the house, and I tend to have small stashes in strategic locations, like the bathroom (where Ella, a Mini Watachi or somesuch wand, and a small plug made a good combination). They’d given way to other things, and I had completely forgotten they were in the bathroom (in a zipped, opaque case). We had to pull everything out of our bathroom recently, and I saw the closed case, but didn’t think much of it until the next day…when the zipper was open and the vibes were visible. My hope is that it was my husband that opened it, and not a workman, who now knows what I do in my shower.
2. Share with us a tale of “too much information” that someone shared with you (and you wished they hadn’t).
One time, this person I did not know well (casually, yes) called me up to let me know she was going hiking out of town…and proceeded to give me all of her passwords, just in case something happened…and then she described in detail her last trip, where she got diarrhea and had to shit on the side of the trail…and then dropped her id. She really had a way of telling a story, and by then I had to mute my phone because I was dying of laughter. And I didn’t want to know any of it – I would have been happy if she never shared a thing.
3. Do you or your significant other use the toilet while the other is in the bathroom doing something else? Do you mind?
Yes – this really doesn’t phase me, as we’re just peeing.
4. Will you make a bowel movement when your significant other is in the bathroom?
5. Toilet paper, yes or no?
As opposed to…? If I had a bidet, I would probably say no, but since I don’t, most definitely toilet paper.
Bonus: What did you do this weekend? Did you have fun?
I did have fun – I had a garage sale, and actually sold a lot of things…even though it’s probably not obvious that I got rid of anything. It went well, and it was fun to do some serious bartering.
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