Wicked Wednesday: How To…Eat An Ice Cream Cone

 

Soft serve ice cream is the best…twisted around in a waffle cone, swirled up to a tip, firm and cold, sometimes with a curve near the tip. Vanilla ice cream is nice…as is chocolate…whichever flavor you prefer.

Make eye contact with your man and place your tongue at the base of the swirl, right above the cone, and slowly, slowly, lick your way to the top, flicking in that last bit of ice cream into your mouth before you close your lips and swallow, savoring the creaminess.

Each lick should be long and slow, from base to tip. As the ice cream melts, be sure to slowly lick around the base, twirling the cone in your hand to catch every last drop. As you lick your way to the tip, take it into your mouth and feel the coldness as it covers your tongue and you push down to the cone.  Pull the cone slowly from your mouth and swallow, then begin to lick again.

Once you have lick the ice cream down to what remains in the cone, you can take that first little nip, and if you’ve maintained eye contact all this time, your guy will be more than ready to offer you something different to lick…

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