You Can Take It With You

Sometimes you don’t need a behemoth of a vibrator to get you off.  You just want a little something small that packs a punch and can travel with you in your purse.  Pocket rockets tend to be small and portable, but if you dump your purse out onto the bathroom counter, it’s pretty clear what the pocket rocket is for.  But the Incognito Lipstick Vibe by Shaki Toys definitely fits the bill for being discreet.

The Lipstick Vibe is designed to look like a tube of lipstick.  Does it pass the test?  Take a look at the photo below, and see if you can guess which one it is.

Were you able to pick it out?  Did you have a difficult time?  That’s the idea.  Of the 4 people I showed this picture to, only 1 guessed right.

It’s actually the third one from the left.   Anyone would think it was lipstick if they saw this in your purse.  It also won’t turn on by accident, especially with the lid on. 

The Lipstick Vibe comes packaged in a shiny cardboard box, with the inside of the tube displayed through a clear plastic window.  The box is decorated with pictures, front and back, of anime women.  The back of the box contains warranty information (it comes with a 90 day warranty), which is quite fascinating, and spells out that the warranty doesn’t cover acts of God (so if your Vibe gets hit by lightning, you’re out of luck) or if it’s used in any of 8 particular states.  If that was the case, I’d suggest going to a covered state and denying you ever used it elsewhere!

The Lipstick Vibe comes in three color choices: Purple case with red lipstick, black case with red lipstick, or silver case with pink lipstick.  I chose the black case.

The Vibe is about 3 3/4″ long, with a diameter of 7/8”.  It can be inserted about 1 3/4″, but it really works better when used externally on the clit.  The cap comes off to reveal what looks like 1/2″ of red lipstick sticking out of a silver inner lipstick tube.  This tube is about 1 ½” long. 

The entire tube vibrates when turned on, although it’s more concentrated at the tip.  The tip is at about a 45 degree angle, 1/2″ long, and just under 1/2″ wide. 

A small sticker towards the bottom of the silver inner tube shows the 3 positions for the vibrator.  Left is open, center is off, and right is on.  The base has a small silver arrow to indicate which of the positions you are on.  It’s easy to line up the arrow and label and put the vibe back together.

The Lipstick Vibe takes 1 AAA battery, which goes in negative side into the base, positive side into the tube.  There is a small O-ring in place between both parts.   The vibrations are pretty strong for just 1 battery.

The Lipstick Vibe is plastic, so it’s non-porous, latex free, and phthalates-free.  It should be washed with antibacterial liquid soap and water, and patted dry with a soft towel.  It’s not waterproof, so take care not to submerge it while cleaning it.  This vibrator can also be cleaned by wiping it with isopropyl alcohol.

Water-based, oil, or silicone lubricants can be used with this Vibe,  if needed.

It looks discreet, but does it sound discreet?  It depends where you’re planning on using it.  The vibrations are a bit louder than your cell phone on vibrate.  While this can sound very loud if you sneak off to use this in a public, multi stall office bathroom with all the metal and tile around, it’s not quite so noisy in a smaller bathroom setting, and can’t be heard outside the door.   It’s not too easy to hear in a bar bathroom or in a carped office with the door shut, either.

Overall, this is a fun little vibe that every girl should have in their purse for those occasions when you need to sneak away and get off.  

I picked this up on my own dime, and you can too, at EdenFantasys.  

product picture
Discreet massager by Shaki Toys
Material: Plastic

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  3. mylittlekinkyworld

    Holy crap. I couldn't tell them apart either. That's so awesome. I want one now.