Regular or Unleaded? How About Diesel?

Lately it seems I’ve been getting a lot of realistic dildos. Most of them are generically realistic – not modeled from anyone – but I thought one modeled on a porn star might be more interesting. My first one was a vibrating Mr. Marcus, which was a lot of fun. This time, I opted for a non-vibrating one of a porn star I’ve enjoyed watching for some time now, Shane Diesel.

Shane Diesel’s Cock comes in a large, shiny box. And I do mean large. The front of the box has a picture of Shane, and boldly proclaims “100% huge!” The back of the box has an actual size photo of the dildo inside, and it entirely fills the box back. Inside the box is the dildo and a photo card of Shane stroking his massive cock.

This is not a dildo for the faint of heart. Shane’s cock is 10” tall (7 1/2″ of that are insertable) and the shaft has an impressive 2 1/8” diameter. It’s detailed from the head down the veiny shaft, and even the balls look real. The texture is mild, and is only lightly felt during use. The color is described as chocolate, but it’s a lot lighter than other skin-toned toys I’ve use. It’s firm, yet has a nice flexibility that makes it easy to thrust with.

The suction cup works well, even though Shane’s cock is pretty heavy. If the surface is smooth, like your tiled shower, it will hold this to the wall for hands-free play and maintain a good suction without sliding down the wall. There’s no gap between the suction cup and the base – it appears to be molded from one piece rather than attached – so you can have fun with Shane’s cock in the tub or shower without worry of water getting up inside.

The one drawback to Shane’s cock is that it’s made of Ultra Realistic 3.0 (or UR3 for short). While this material is phthalates-free and latex free, and it’s quite flexible and real-feeling, it is porous and has quite an odor. You can smell this cock through the packaging before you ever take it out of the box. Washing with antibacterial soap and water will cut the scent a bit, but it never quite goes away, and you’ll want to store Shane’s cock away from your other toys (unless they’re made of a similar material) or you’ll transfer the scent to them as well. When used with a lubricant, the odor is much less noticeable. If you’re concerned about this toy being porous, you’ll want to use it with a condom.

Since it is made of UR3, dusting Shane’s cock with a bit of cornstarch after you’ve thoroughly washed it will help keep it from becoming sticky when it’s stored away. Water-based lubricants are recommended.

So, Does It Work? This is a nice dildo. I love the size and feel of it. I prefer a larger size, and Shane’s cock delivers nicely. I like that it’s firm enough to thrust with, even though it’s fairly flexible. It’s filling and feels pretty lifelike when covered with lube.

I also really like the suction cup on this toy. I wasn’t sure when I took it out of the box if it would actually be strong enough to hold this on the shower wall (it’s a pretty heavy cock), but hold it does. I’ll have to see if, over time, the suction cup pulls away from the base, but since it appears to be one piece I think the likelihood of this happening is very low. My husband also found both the suction cup and the balls easy to hold on to when using this on me. He doesn’t care for baseless toys for that reason, and this one helped him keep control.

The only thing I don’t like about Shane’s cock is the smell of the UR3. I wish there was something that could be added to take it away. I love the feel of it, but the smell is something else. Lubricant, even unscented, cuts it way down during use so it’s not very noticeable, but out of the box it’s strong.

Overall, if you’re looking for a good sized dildo that feels real and even has a suction cup for hands-free use, Shane Diesel’s Cock is a good choice.

Thank you to EdenFantasys for sending this to me to review! If you’d like to try Shane Diesel’s Cock (or, at least, a replica of it), you can buy yours from EdenFantasys by clicking the widget below.

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Realistic dildo by New Sensations
Material: Ultra realistic 3.0 (UR3)
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

This product was provided to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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