Wicked Wednesday: Car Keys

Painting by Toulouse Lautrec of a man and a woman kissing in bed

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I lost my car keys…
I am late for work, and I search frantically…

I hear them jingle, and I rush to the bedroom
where you are still in bed
the covers pulled up
and in your hand are my keys…

You smile at me and beckon me with your eyes
and I sigh…

I’m going to be late again today.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Hologram

The Ghosts of Paolo and Francesca Appear to Dante and Virgil painting

Ary Scheffer [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I want a hologram of you when you can’t be with me
A life-sized, fleshed out form….
With eyes that follow me…
Body turning when I turn…
Visible desire as I disrobe…
And your erection so hard, watching as I touch myself…

I reach out to feel you
But my hand passes through your image
And you shimmer, flickering in the dark room….

I don’t want to be alone.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Fill In The Blank

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1. I am me because I am unique and no one else is quite like me .

2. I will never, ever do my hair short .

3. He was grabbing ice cubes and slipped them down the back of my shirt – they felt good until they went into my shorts .

4. Ok, ok I’m really having some trouble with my Chinese pronunciation .

5. The charming song got in my head and wouldn’t go away no matter how hard I tried .

Bonus: Tell us about places where you’ve been happiest.
I’ve been wonderfully happy in Las Vegas, as well as Disneyworld, Disneyland, and Costa Rica.

 

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Wicked Wednesday: Sugar

ugar being poured from a bowl to a cup.

By Dangelin5 (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I love sugar, although I almost never eat it. But would you cover me in it?

 

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TMI Tuesday: It’s Complicated

Felicien Rops black and white picture of a man and woman 69ing.

Félicien Rops [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1. How do you gauge the success of your romantic relationships?
If both people are happy, then I think it’s successful. If one or both aren’t as happy as they should be, then the reasons why determine the success.

2. How often do you prefer to talk about sex with your lover?
I would like to talk about it more often than we do.

3. During sex, what is your top priority?
Orgasm and pleasure. I suppose that sounds trite and a bit selfish, but I really love to have them, and once I have one, the rest just follow nicely along behind. And usually the path to my orgasm is giving my partner a lot of pleasure.

4. What advice would you like to give your partner to be a better lover? Are you afraid to give that advice?
Well, let’s see. Maybe to listen to me, and to take his time when I want him to. I’m not afraid to give it, but I’m not sure that I would.

5. While in the moment of having sex, what is the best way you like to receive feedback from a lover that they are enjoying or are not enjoying sex
a. moans and groans
b. tell me in dirty talk
c. give me direction or be explicit
d. just fuck, tell me later if it was good for you
Usually a and b. Moans, groans, and dirty talk are a pretty good indicator if they’re enjoying it.

Bonus: Are you an idiot? Why or why not?
In the sense of “someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way“, sometimes I am, yes.

 

 

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